Alpha TESTs Earths Darkside (first cycle log)

sespress said:
I tried it and yes not only no strength but no ability to stay awake. I mean you need SOME carbs just to process the fats. How long did you go for? I think i gave up too fast, only made it a week...haha.
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Prob 6 days, twice. To quote Dave Tate, "Dude, you don't need a cheat meal - you've got like 6 weeks of glycogen stored up already!"
 
Lmao y'all got a stronger will then me I'm addicted to carbs if I ever tried keto I'd quit within hours just the thought would turn me into a douchebag haha , hell I tried carb cycling and my low carb days almost ended in suicides lmao
 
One hell of a back day today gents
Back
Deadlifts
185x10 225x8 255x6 315x4 365x1 315x4 245x6 235x8
Tbar wide (platesXreps)
6x6 6x6 6x6 4x6
One arm Db row
85x8 85x8 85x8+3 (rest pause)
Single arm rope straight pull down
30x20+20+20 (20 each arm no rest)
Bar curls
95x8 95x8 95x8 95x9+45x5
Db incline curls
30x8 30x8 30x8
Reverse curls bar
50x12 50x12 50x8+35x3
Then 12 minutes on the bike heart rate between 135-140 high resistance.
Leg feels slightly sore no real discomfort feels like I worked out just that leg yesterday lol, tomorrow's leg and shoulder day , should be fun stay tuned haha
 
I can tolerate carb cycling....well, I did it for two weeks and haven't done it since....haha
 
Alpha1agreda said:
Lmao by tried it I meant it lasted about 3.5 days 1 high 2 moderate 1/2 low lmao
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When I tried it my half day was 200 grams and I thought that was bullshyt! LOL
 
I do keto for a few months at a time.. I always lose muscle tissue though, cause I get too aggressive with my kcal deficit and stop carbing up... I'm an impatient fckr.
 
Damn guys the funniest thing just happened to me , I was pulling out of this small street that connects my neighborhood to the main road and all of a sudden I see this Rottweiler cross the road right in front of me and if you don't know I have a rott as well and they looked like twins first thing I thought was "KANE!!" So I put on my hazards and bolted (in a full suit) towards the dog who had made it pretty far already I get up to it and he stops. We look at each other ... And it's not my rott but another 110 pound beast lmao so I said "hey buddy whatcha doing" and he looked so happy to see me I said fucc it he's nice started playing with him until he jumped all over me so I look at the collar called the phone number and no answer so I walked him by the collar back to my car and to my house lmao 30 minutes later they finally answered but it was awesome the dog was my pups twin and he was nice as hell (lucky me)
 
Alpha1agreda said:
Damn guys the funniest thing just happened to me , I was pulling out of this small street that connects my neighborhood to the main road and all of a sudden I see this Rottweiler cross the road right in front of me and if you don't know I have a rott as well and they looked like twins first thing I thought was "KANE!!" So I put on my hazards and bolted (in a full suit) towards the dog who had made it pretty far already I get up to it and he stops. We look at each other ... And it's not my rott but another 110 pound beast lmao so I said "hey buddy whatcha doing" and he looked so happy to see me I said fucc it he's nice started playing with him until he jumped all over me so I look at the collar called the phone number and no answer so I walked him by the collar back to my car and to my house lmao 30 minutes later they finally answered but it was awesome the dog was my pups twin and he was nice as hell (lucky me)
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That is awesome! I have entirely too many animals! LOL It's like a fcking petting zoo at my house
 
Awesome. Found his twin. Really that's about as cool as it gets
 
Great pulls today.

Got a funny rott story for u. About eight years or so ago this guy that worked for me came over the house with his rott. At the time I had two cats, who disappeared in a second btw, I also had two dogs, a jack who was a girl, and she was super friendly and was all friendly with the rott. Well all of a sudden we noticed the rotts semi getting ready to leave the station and all I could think of is my little jack is going to get tore up bad. So I mentioned this to the guy and he said don't worry he's gay. Right when he said that my border collie, a male, like he understood, bolted the fucc out of the house and hung out in the backyard until they left.
 
bloodnthunder said:
Great pulls today.

Got a funny rott story for u. About eight years or so ago this guy that worked for me came over the house with his rott. At the time I had two cats, who disappeared in a second btw, I also had two dogs, a jack who was a girl, and she was super friendly and was all friendly with the rott. Well all of a sudden we noticed the rotts semi getting ready to leave the station and all I could think of is my little jack is going to get tore up bad. So I mentioned this to the guy and he said don't worry he's gay. Right when he said that my border collie, a male, like he understood, bolted the fucc out of the house and hung out in the backyard until they left.
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Lmfao he had to have understood
 
bloodnthunder said:
Great pulls today.

Got a funny rott story for u. About eight years or so ago this guy that worked for me came over the house with his rott. At the time I had two cats, who disappeared in a second btw, I also had two dogs, a jack who was a girl, and she was super friendly and was all friendly with the rott. Well all of a sudden we noticed the rotts semi getting ready to leave the station and all I could think of is my little jack is going to get tore up bad. So I mentioned this to the guy and he said don't worry he's gay. Right when he said that my border collie, a male, like he understood, bolted the fucc out of the house and hung out in the backyard until they left.
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Scott tennaman must die is my fav South Park episode
 
bloodnthunder said:
Scott tennaman must die is my fav South Park episode
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I haven't watched it is so long bro, no idea. My TV gets turned on about once every month or two
 
So I finished my first gallon of water at about 1pm lol. It could be placebo but I've been in a great freaking mood all day, also feel like I could eat a horse. I'll be adding in MK-677 at about week 4 and will probably run that through pct. I'll need some expert opinions here is 30lb goal too high? I'm thinking with the dmz and lgd I should be able to gain ~10-15 lbs the first month and then the second two months another ~10-15lbs. I want opinions cuz I want to have realistic expectations and be able to keep a good pace again diet is right under 2800 calories now and by three weeks in I'm expecting to be at about 3800 and by 8-9 weeks I want to be at about 5k (if necessary, if weight gain doesn't stall I'll try and take along time to get there) , thanks in advance
 
My plan is always to shoot for a number that is extremely high, not sure if yours is or not with your program, but as a general rule I like to shoot beyond the realistic and that often pushes me to outdoing what I may have done else wise.
 
bloodnthunder said:
My plan is always to shoot for a number that is extremely high, not sure if yours is or not with your program, but as a general rule I like to shoot beyond the realistic and that often pushes me to outdoing what I may have done else wise.
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I mean right now my stretch goal is 235 (that's about 42lbs lmao) but realistic goal is 215 (23lbs) I'm assuming if I gained 17-20 on my first andro run in 6 weeks this should definitely surpass that at least
 
Sounds like solid analysis. I'm really rooting for u, plus your results will give me a really good idea of what to expect on my run which I'll b starting in a few weeks. Gonna b similar to yours -dmz +deca
 
bloodnthunder said:
Sounds like solid analysis. I'm really rooting for u, plus your results will give me a really good idea of what to expect on my run which I'll b starting in a few weeks. Gonna b similar to yours -dmz +deca
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Sounds good pimp! Thanks for the support , these next 3 weeks are gunna blow
 
I know. Really enjoying this run with the kit but so itching to get real it's unbelievable
 
Alpha1agreda said:
Sounds good pimp! Thanks for the support , these next 3 weeks are gunna blow
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bro,

when you start the mk- im curious to see how you respond to this as you are much leaner; the bloating effect. it wont get crazy or need a pin to pop you, but curious for your take on it. especially guys who are leaner
 
smith_69 said:
bro,

when you start the mk- im curious to see how you respond to this as you are much leaner; the bloating effect. it wont get crazy or need a pin to pop you, but curious for your take on it. especially guys who are leaner
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^^^^ That!

I'm on MK again -and bloated - again!
 
smith_69 said:
bro,

when you start the mk- im curious to see how you respond to this as you are much leaner; the bloating effect. it wont get crazy or need a pin to pop you, but curious for your take on it. especially guys who are leaner
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I'm curious as well to see how you react. I'm still not sure if I want to add it into mine.

Alpha1agreda said:
I mean right now my stretch goal is 235 (that's about 42lbs lmao) but realistic goal is 215 (23lbs) I'm assuming if I gained 17-20 on my first andro run in 6 weeks this should definitely surpass that at least
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hairygrandpa said:
^^^^ That!

I'm on MK again -and bloated - again!
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Lol
 
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smith_69 said:
bro,

when you start the mk- im curious to see how you respond to this as you are much leaner; the bloating effect. it wont get crazy or need a pin to pop you, but curious for your take on it. especially guys who are leaner
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You mudruckers are scaring me with the blot stuff lol, kinda nervous of throwing it in as I know I'll get bloated from the test and kinda makes adding winny in pointless
 
smith_69 said:
i agree,

its like that time of month but its everyday for you

lmao
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Keep laughing. As soon as your puberty is over you will understand the real man issues. :)

I'm always bloated, as smith_69 noted -but when on MK and I go swimming, I don't need to move to keep afloat.

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hairygrandpa said:
Keep laughing. As soon as your puberty is over you will understand the real man issues. :)

I'm always bloated, as smith_69 noted -but when on MK and I go swimming, I don't need to move to keep afloat.

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Lmao damn I just put the deal through, I've ran it before thou and did not have that problem at all , I actually felt like a God the whole time but then again the brand was the leader in "grey area" products lol so maybe it had a little extra in it
 
Alpha1agreda said:
Holy fucc guys the leg pain is no joke it just keeps getting worse and worse and tomorrow is leg day
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Real men pin in quads on leg day :yup:

hairygrandpa said:
Keep laughing. As soon as your puberty is over you will understand the real man issues. :)

I'm always bloated, as smith_69 noted -but when on MK and I go swimming, I don't need to move to keep afloat.

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Lmao


Alpha1agreda said:
Lmao damn I just put the deal through, I've ran it before thou and did not have that problem at all , I actually felt like a God the whole time but then again the brand was the leader in "grey area" products lol so maybe it had a little extra in it
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You'll feel amazing.
 
Brandinooooo said:
Real men pin in quads on leg day :yup:



Lmao




You'll feel amazing.
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Ok fucc it since one person said I'll feel amazing I'm doing it lol

And I'm planning to pin again on Thursday (leg day) but the pain is horrible , definitely need to heat the oil a crap ton more , I thought I got away free lmao till I was in a crap load of pain around mid day today lol
 
Alpha1agreda said:
Ok fucc it since one person said I'll feel amazing I'm doing it lol

And I'm planning to pin again on Thursday (leg day) but the pain is horrible , definitely need to heat the oil a crap ton more , I thought I got away free lmao till I was in a crap load of pain around mid day today lol
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Lol I was joking about leg day. Don't do that hahaha. Or do it in the delt. How warm are you getting it?
 
Alpha1agreda said:
Ok fucc it since one person said I'll feel amazing I'm doing it lol

And I'm planning to pin again on Thursday (leg day) but the pain is horrible , definitely need to heat the oil a crap ton more , I thought I got away free lmao till I was in a crap load of pain around mid day today lol
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Heat it? What? I took in the thigh, no heat and had squats the next day. Im just sayin Alpha.
 
Alpha1agreda said:
Ok fucc it since one person said I'll feel amazing I'm doing it lol

And I'm planning to pin again on Thursday (leg day) but the pain is horrible , definitely need to heat the oil a crap ton more , I thought I got away free lmao till I was in a crap load of pain around mid day today lol
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Why does your Test-E hurt?
I pin in delts 2x week, no pain whatsoever... but wait...maybe it's estrogen, that would explain the bloat...
 
Also idk I think it was just cuz it was the first pin but I was good all of yesterday and even half of today and now it just feels like I have a gigantic bruise. I just put water in the microwave for 3 minutes and dropped the test vial in after lmao it did nothing
 
Alpha1agreda said:
Also idk I think it was just cuz it was the first pin but I was good all of yesterday and even half of today and now it just feels like I have a gigantic bruise. I just put water in the microwave for 3 minutes and dropped the test vial in after lmao it did nothing
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Hey one thing about the warming, make sure to relieve the pressure that comes from heating the oil. I put a needle (I use the reusable pen needles) in the stopper to have a place for the pressure to go to so it doesn't burst. I heated my water to boiling and then set it in till the oil was warm in the syringe.
 
Brandinooooo said:
Hey one thing about the warming, make sure to relieve the pressure that comes from heating the oil. I put a needle (I use the reusable pen needles) in the stopper to have a place for the pressure to go to so it doesn't burst. I heated my water to boiling and then set it in till the oil was warm in the syringe.
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Yeah I know just was in a rush to go on Sunday I'll actually boil water on the stove on Thursday and put the test in there after thanks for the heads up!
 
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