We've all been to em, now what's the funniest thing(s) that's ever happened to you at the doc's.
I'll go first
So I have this hypochondriac tendency to check myself for any weird lumps, bumps, mole colors etc etc all the time. Well one time a found a small bump "down below." Of course I was super freaked out so I went to the doctor and what I had thought was a nurse took me back into the exam room and asked me why I was there. Of course this girl is super hot and I'm trying to be cool so when she asks me what I'm there for I say, "well, I found a lump on...myself." She's looking at her chart and answers, "OK, where at." So I repeat, "um...on myself." She finally looks up so I smoothly point to my man parts area. She says, "oooohh...gotcha, I'll have to bring in a parent then while I exam you."
Soooo...did I mention I was in high school, YEP this was in high school. So the 'Hot Nurse' turns out to be the PA and to examine a minor of the opposite sex's fun zone they have to bring in a parent. So there's my mom standing there next to Hot PA in a broom closet of an exam room and I'm getting my boys poked, prodded, and squeezed. At one point she looks me right in the eyes and says, "does this hurt," and squeezes the holy hell out of my balls. I was like, "pineapple, pineapple, the safe word is pineapple!!!"
Well everything turned out fine, it was just a benign little cyst, but I'll never forget the look in her eyes and she stood up, looked at me and my mother and said, "I think your testicles will be fine, but I'd like to have them examined further."
I'll go first
So I have this hypochondriac tendency to check myself for any weird lumps, bumps, mole colors etc etc all the time. Well one time a found a small bump "down below." Of course I was super freaked out so I went to the doctor and what I had thought was a nurse took me back into the exam room and asked me why I was there. Of course this girl is super hot and I'm trying to be cool so when she asks me what I'm there for I say, "well, I found a lump on...myself." She's looking at her chart and answers, "OK, where at." So I repeat, "um...on myself." She finally looks up so I smoothly point to my man parts area. She says, "oooohh...gotcha, I'll have to bring in a parent then while I exam you."
Soooo...did I mention I was in high school, YEP this was in high school. So the 'Hot Nurse' turns out to be the PA and to examine a minor of the opposite sex's fun zone they have to bring in a parent. So there's my mom standing there next to Hot PA in a broom closet of an exam room and I'm getting my boys poked, prodded, and squeezed. At one point she looks me right in the eyes and says, "does this hurt," and squeezes the holy hell out of my balls. I was like, "pineapple, pineapple, the safe word is pineapple!!!"
Well everything turned out fine, it was just a benign little cyst, but I'll never forget the look in her eyes and she stood up, looked at me and my mother and said, "I think your testicles will be fine, but I'd like to have them examined further."