I have a douchebag story from just yesterday. I sadly belong to planet fitness (I know I belong because it's all I see written everywhere in the place) but planet fitness has created a whole new category of gymdouche given their very relaxed "hey you don't need to work out if you don't want to" attitude. Back on topic. My home planet does not really follow the dress code policy so we can wear pretty much anything we like (with in reason) and obviously some things that are worn do have a tendency to draw welcomed and unwelcome attention. My view is if you feel that you are getting unwelcome attention don't wear it again! Okay...back to the douche.
I was doing what I consider deadlifts (I'm sure I am doing them wrong) when I see this guy in jeans and polo shirt move over and sit on an incline bench that was directly behind me. He acts like he is doing some type of lifting to justify his time at the gym, and for that I give him credit. After one set he stands up and starts playing with his phone. At this point he is obviously just lurking around so I turn off my iTunes so I can just be aware of what this guy is up to. I go back in for another set of my own while I keep an eye on him in the mirror. As I move to rest the bar on the floor I hear the sound of a camera go off. I turned around and asked him if he just took a picture of me and he starts to give me some excuse that he just took a screen shot. I walked over to him and asked him to see... He ran off right out of the building.
And that is my douche bag story of the week even though the week isn't over yet. I know this may not be in line with the other douche tales that we have on this thread but I just wanted to share!