Douchebags at the gym...

Saw a top heavy kid today, only thing he works is upper body and he seems to like to leave 315lbs on the tricep pushdown. Honesty though they are entertaining the HS bunch. Flexing in the mirrors with their crew.. Remember those days hah but we used the school gym and it was just all the football player nobody else. Never sit down when changing for football.
 
I'm at the end of my work out, another regular gym goer, not very big but kind of strong, comes in and jumps right on Smith machine to bench press. I'm finishing up on Smith machine bench press for some burn out sets coincidentally. I'm using 135 for high reps, he has 225 and struggling for 8 - 9 at 1/2 to 2/3 reps. He sits up from his last rep breathing like a fat kid going up stairs and proceeds to stare me down. Seriously? I get up and put 225 on. I'm at the end of my workout mind you, and I've just annihilated my chest and delts. I managed to get 14 reps at 2/3 range of motion just like him, sit up, look over at him and just shrug and smile. His face got pretty red. But the best part? After i showered I caught him flexing in the mirror in the locker room. Holy hell did his face get even more red. It was awesome.
 
mountainman33 said:
Wow...I'd hate to hear what you think of my 10 lb. bag of whey I drag around with me every workout.
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There was a guy at my gym who brought in this huge duffle bag every workout. He'd carry it from station to station leaving it splayed open with stuff everywhere. Eventually they told him he couldn't bring it into the weight room due to being a safety hazard. I haven't seen him since and i'm quite content with that.

I used to call him Lukey Me because before and after every set he would clear his throat loudly or slam the weights then look around to make sure everyone was watching him lift.
 
Chrisehyoung said:
There was a guy at my gym who brought in this huge duffle bag every workout. He'd carry it from station to station leaving it splayed open with stuff everywhere. Eventually they told him he couldn't bring it into the weight room due to being a safety hazard. I haven't seen him since and i'm quite content with that.

I used to call him Lookey Me because before and after every set he would clear his throat loudly or slam the weights then look around to make sure everyone was watching him lift.
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Fixed. No need to drag a good name like Luke through the mud. ;)
 
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Chrisehyoung said:
There was a guy at my gym who brought in this huge duffle bag every workout. He'd carry it from station to station leaving it splayed open with stuff everywhere. Eventually they told him he couldn't bring it into the weight room due to being a safety hazard. I haven't seen him since and i'm quite content with that.

I used to call him Lukey Me because before and after every set he would clear his throat loudly or slam the weights then look around to make sure everyone was watching him lift.
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I don't do the grunting, but I do carry a gym bag. At least until they put up signs. lol

I keep so many bands and such in there, having them in the locker room does no good. As long as it's up against a wall it shouldn't bother anyone.
 
RegisterJr said:
I don't do the grunting, but I do carry a gym bag. At least until they put up signs. lol

I keep so many bands and such in there, having them in the locker room does no good. As long as it's up against a wall it shouldn't bother anyone.
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I always carry a gym bag because the few times I didn't bring it, I felt unprepared.
 
Oh man, I love watching Gym Fails on YouTube!
 
I hate the dude that thinks it's cool to hog up 2 pieces of equipment at a time that are in the opposite sides of the gym, because he's super setting!
 
johnusmc39 said:
I hate the dude that thinks it's cool to hog up 2 pieces of equipment at a time that are in the opposite sides of the gym, because he's super setting!
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Just step in when he walks away. No big deal.
 
Listening to my coworker tell me that the only way to lose weight is hitting the sauna after a workout.

If I train and don't use the sauna, I'll never lose weight and it'll just be a waste of a workout.

Omfg, shoot me! I had to try extremely hard to keep my mouth shut.
 
ajbogs said:
As long as they don't leave a sweat stain bwahaha when I work in with people I always make the effort to be courteous and wipe stuff down between sets even if the person says it's fine
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Oh man, we have these 2 older guys that come in a lot, nicest guys, but they both smell like a hippy's *******. I wipe down the equipment they use twice just to cut the smell in half.
 
This is both an observation and a question.

The past couple of weeks I have been seeing a few women come into the gym wearing tank tops that say dumb shît on them, like #GymLyfe #GymSelfie.

Of course, I'm the worlds number one creep and know what every girl in the gym is doing at all times. All these girls seem to do everyday is run on the treadmill and that's it. Now, these girls are "skinny" and definitely beautiful however I find them to be douchebags for wearing those shirts.

There is nothing wrong with doing cardio and some may even be training for a race. I just seem to have a lot more respect for the female gym members who also weight train and actually have muscular curvature.

To the female members, does that also bother you? Seeing bîtches in the gym who just run but act like they're all about that gym life?
 
Dirty Dan said:
This is both an observation and a question.

The past couple of weeks I have been seeing a few women come into the gym wearing tank tops that say dumb shît on them, like #GymLyfe #GymSelfie.

Of course, I'm the worlds number one creep and know what every girl in the gym is doing at all times. All these girls seem to do everyday is run on the treadmill and that's it. Now, these girls are "skinny" and definitely beautiful however I find them to be douchebags for wearing those shirts.

There is nothing wrong with doing cardio and some may even be training for a race. I just seem to have a lot more respect for the female gym members who also weight train and actually have muscular curvature.

To the female members, does that also bother you? Seeing bîtches in the gym who just run but act like they're all about that gym life?
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I think the shirts are their need to feel "cute", and they think they fit in. It's no different than the guy in a cutoff gym shirt who curls and benches 5 days a week, IMO.

As for weight training, I think it can be intimidating to a lot of women until they do it a while. My wife won't do certain things in the gym if it's packed, but she's getting better.

Maybe say hello and ask if they need help starting a routine?
 
RegisterJr said:
I think the shirts are their need to feel "cute", and they think they fit in. It's no different than the guy in a cutoff gym shirt who curls and benches 5 days a week, IMO.

As for weight training, I think it can be intimidating to a lot of women until they do it a while. My wife won't do certain things in the gym if it's packed, but she's getting better.

Maybe say hello and ask if they need help starting a routine?
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That's very true, I didn't think about it from that standpoint. You're a wise man lol.
 
Dirty Dan said:
This is both an observation and a question.

The past couple of weeks I have been seeing a few women come into the gym wearing tank tops that say dumb shît on them, like #GymLyfe #GymSelfie.

Of course, I'm the worlds number one creep and know what every girl in the gym is doing at all times. All these girls seem to do everyday is run on the treadmill and that's it. Now, these girls are "skinny" and definitely beautiful however I find them to be douchebags for wearing those shirts.

There is nothing wrong with doing cardio and some may even be training for a race. I just seem to have a lot more respect for the female gym members who also weight train and actually have muscular curvature.

To the female members, does that also bother you? Seeing bîtches in the gym who just run but act like they're all about that gym life?
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A gym, short for gymnasium, is an open air or covered location for gymnastics and athletics and gymnastic services such as in schools and colleges, from the ancient Greek gymnasium

That being said any activity done in these perimeters counts as gym, so the shirts don't lie. Gym life is subjective and defined by the user. Some peoples gym life includes only cardio, some only weights, some a mix, some boxing/mma, etc. Personally I'm not going to walk up to a heavy weight mma champion and tell them they aren't about the gym life if they mainly do cardio, cause it isn't my business to say "hey, you don't do the things I DO, so that means you are not about the gym life". Pushing your agenda on others wouldn't make them douches, but the person in the mirror.

Honesty I don't worry about others and focus on my ****. Let them think what they want and believe what they believe, got too much on my plate to worry about peasants
 
Abe Lincoln said:
A gym, short for gymnasium, is an open air or covered location for gymnastics and athletics and gymnastic services such as in schools and colleges, from the ancient Greek gymnasium

That being said any activity done in these perimeters counts as gym, so the shirts don't lie. Gym life is subjective and defined by the user. Some peoples gym life includes only cardio, some only weights, some a mix, some boxing/mma, etc. Personally I'm not going to walk up to a heavy weight mma champion and tell them they aren't about the gym life if they mainly do cardio, cause it isn't my business to say "hey, you don't do the things I DO, so that means you are not about the gym life". Pushing your agenda on others wouldn't make them douches, but the person in the mirror.

Honesty I don't worry about others and focus on my ****. Let them think what they want and believe what they believe, got too much on my plate to worry about peasants
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Understood, looks like I was the douche for judging.
 
Dirty Dan said:
This is both an observation and a question.

The past couple of weeks I have been seeing a few women come into the gym wearing tank tops that say dumb shît on them, like #GymLyfe #GymSelfie.

Of course, I'm the worlds number one creep and know what every girl in the gym is doing at all times. All these girls seem to do everyday is run on the treadmill and that's it. Now, these girls are "skinny" and definitely beautiful however I find them to be douchebags for wearing those shirts.

There is nothing wrong with doing cardio and some may even be training for a race. I just seem to have a lot more respect for the female gym members who also weight train and actually have muscular curvature.

To the female members, does that also bother you? Seeing bîtches in the gym who just run but act like they're all about that gym life?
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I just laugh at them and continue lifting. Some people have to dress "cute" to the gym, be matchy matchy, or wear the shortest shorts so you can see their cooch. My biggest worry is splitting my shorts while I'm squatting, or eating sh*t while sprinting on the treadmill.
 
Dirty Dan said:
This is both an observation and a question.

The past couple of weeks I have been seeing a few women come into the gym wearing tank tops that say dumb shît on them, like #GymLyfe #GymSelfie.

Of course, I'm the worlds number one creep and know what every girl in the gym is doing at all times. All these girls seem to do everyday is run on the treadmill and that's it. Now, these girls are "skinny" and definitely beautiful however I find them to be douchebags for wearing those shirts.

There is nothing wrong with doing cardio and some may even be training for a race. I just seem to have a lot more respect for the female gym members who also weight train and actually have muscular curvature.

To the female members, does that also bother you? Seeing bîtches in the gym who just run but act like they're all about that gym life?
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Oh god I'm in Florida bro and these shirts are everywhere. Guys wear them girls wear them. I've seen "Lift Or Go Home" "Do you Even Lift" Milk Bar" (over some girls fake tits..obviously no milk there lol) "Honey" "Juicy" "my girlfriends warmup is your workout" blah blah the list goes on and on. They are quite comical though. Most of the females at my gym dress to match. I've even seen some people who color coordinate their gym clothes..with..here it comes...THEIR CAR! Lol
 
JeremyNG25 said:
Oh god I'm in Florida bro and these shirts are everywhere. Guys wear them girls wear them. I've seen "Lift Or Go Home" "Do you Even Lift" Milk Bar" (over some girls fake tits..obviously no milk there lol) "Honey" "Juicy" "my girlfriends warmup is your workout" blah blah the list goes on and on. They are quite comical though. Most of the females at my gym dress to match. I've even seen some people who color coordinate their gym clothes..with..here it comes...THEIR CAR! Lol
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Where in Fl?
 
Those people are terrible here with their shirts. I ignore it but sometimes I can't help but laugh and judge. To each their own. I'm sure they look at me and judge my roided out veiny ass in a stringer tank squatting 405 for reps but who cares. At the end of the day they wanna be me and I laugh at them. Now I'm only referencing the people lifting. It's mainly the young crowd especially where I am. This whole skinny jean swear thing and muscle shirts with a snap back and beats on kills me. Mainly because those are the guys (or girls) that don't work hard. If someone is in the gym killing it and grinding out a tough workout then I don't care if they wear spandex and a shirt that say #lovedatd*ck. the point is they are putting in work.
 
DangerDave; that is so true! if a guy is training hard he's earned the right to wear whatever he wants. But wipe down sweat ffs.

I find with girls a lot of them need to check their modesty lol. Leggings (not gym ones, cheapy ones from Rebel or whatever) don't work well in the gym because they are sheer and the sweat stains makes it look even worse.

So my best fashion tip (lol) is.. definitely warm up and do rows, Romanian deadlifts and squats in trackpants over gym pants, then feel free to take them off for other exercises. unless you want everyone to stare.
 
choccyswag said:
DangerDave; that is so true! if a guy is training hard he's earned the right to wear whatever he wants. But wipe down sweat ffs.

I find with girls a lot of them need to check their modesty lol. Leggings (not gym ones, cheapy ones from Rebel or whatever) don't work well in the gym because they are sheer and the sweat stains makes it look even worse.

So my best fashion tip (lol) is.. definitely warm up and do rows, Romanian deadlifts and squats in trackpants over gym pants, then feel free to take them off for other exercises. unless you want everyone to stare.
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Oh so true. I'm crazy about cleanliness of my benches in the gym. I wipe them before and after I use them. I sweat violently plus I wipe them down before because I wear stringer or racerback tanks so I do not want other people's sweat and stuff being rubbed into my pores and skin. That's just proper hygiene.

I wear spandex bodybuilder type shorts for my leg days just so people will stare. Haha
 
choccyswag said:
DangerDave; that is so true! if a guy is training hard he's earned the right to wear whatever he wants. But wipe down sweat ffs.

I find with girls a lot of them need to check their modesty lol. Leggings (not gym ones, cheapy ones from Rebel or whatever) don't work well in the gym because they are sheer and the sweat stains makes it look even worse.

So my best fashion tip (lol) is.. definitely warm up and do rows, Romanian deadlifts and squats in trackpants over gym pants, then feel free to take them off for other exercises. unless you want everyone to stare.
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I don't agree tha working hard means you should be able to wear what you want. I see some heavily roided up guys at my gym with tons of acne on their arms, back and chest. It's ****ing disgusting. Cover that **** up and don't get your nasty pimple puss on the benches. Seriously makes me ill when I see it
 
JeremyNG25 said:
I don't agree tha working hard means you should be able to wear what you want. I see some heavily roided up guys at my gym with tons of acne on their arms, back and chest. It's ****ing disgusting. Cover that **** up and don't get your nasty pimple puss on the benches. Seriously makes me ill when I see it
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Hahaha obviously common sense applied to my comment. I am a big roided out guy but I go to great lengths to keep myself acne free because yes that is nasty. I see plenty of guys who are natty or smaller types etc and they fukin get it. I was just saying if a person gets it at the gym (common sense applied) I could care less what they wear as long as it's in good taste.
 
Not sure if this one has been mentioned yet but I consider guys who keep staring at me when I'm working out douchebags. I notice it all the time. I must impress them.
 
DangerDave said:
Hahaha obviously common sense applied to my comment. I am a big roided out guy but I go to great lengths to keep myself acne free because yes that is nasty. I see plenty of guys who are natty or smaller types etc and they fukin get it. I was just saying if a person gets it at the gym (common sense applied) I could care less what they wear as long as it's in good taste.
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Naw that wasn't even directed at your comment it was directed at choccy swag or whoever it was that first posted.
 
Shasow said:
Not sure if this one has been mentioned yet but I consider guys who keep staring at me when I'm working out douchebags. I notice it all the time. I must impress them.
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People stare at me while I train and I love it! :D haha especially when they start doing what I'm doing! ????
 
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