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April Orbit Giveaway- Outfit Fails

McCrew530 said:
I will also submit a story about a friend of mine... I mean he is more of an acquaintance... well I met him once.. Ahh sh!t who am I kidding? this story is about me. So a while back I decided to wear white boxers and white gym shorts to leg day. Now I was 100% on cycle and lifting heavy for reps. About halfway through my Squat session I am on my upward motion and I fart, not just any fart, I tear ass hard! Well apparently my B hole thought that it needed some lube to assist this fart because I look at the mirror behind me after I rack the weights and I realized with horror.
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I quickly ran to the locker room and just threw those shorts and boxers in the trash.
Moral of the story, Dont wear white after labor day, and on leg day just encase you build up so much pressure that you sh!t your self while farting.
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Almost like this? LOL.

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Why does it seem that McCrew would still say, "I'd still hit it!"??
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It upsets me that they have a shirt that kind of fits that thing. It looks like Hagrid from Harry potter and the Errmegerd Chick had a baby that came out with down syndrome.

Here is a visual in case you dont get that reference

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McCrew530 said:
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It upsets me that they have a shirt that kind of fits that thing. It looks like Hagrid from Harry potter and the Errmegerd Chick had a baby that came out with down syndrome.

Here is a visual in case you dont get that reference

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LMAO, that is the funniest thing I have seen in a while.
 
Another reason Lady Gaga is the best artist - she's a Meat Head just like us...
#MeatDress
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