April Orbit Giveaway- Outfit Fails

And as for Katy Perry.......you know how I know Russell Brand likes men? Because his only job in life was to essentially bang Katy Perry, and he decided that was too difficult.

When you literally don't have to have a real career because you get to give it to Katy Perry whenever she wants it.....you take that position, and you covet it proudly. It's like being a stay at home dad, except you're also rich, don't have to take care of any children, and btw your wife is Katy Perry. This really isn't a difficult decision.
 
And as for Katy Perry.......you know how I know Russell Brand likes men? Because his only job in life was to essentially bang Katy Perry, and he decided that was too difficult.

When you literally don't have to have a real career because you get to give it to Katy Perry whenever she wants it.....you take that position, and you covet it proudly. It's like being a stay at home dad, except you're also rich, don't have to take care of any children, and btw your wife is Katy Perry. This really isn't a difficult decision.

Hahaha couldn't have been said better
 
Going to the gym to train my "bones"- Fail!
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Lol touché

Well I'm feeling a couple days more to enter

Draw on Tuesday?
 
Pimpin in the gym
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