Hitting on girls at the gym do ' s and don'ts

booneman77 said:
we've seen and done too many things... haha this is how it should be. My gf watches way more porn then I do. I love when a girl comes with exotic ideas to try ;) what's the point if it's not fun?
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Haha, it's a daily ritual. I'm confident in my bedroom game. ;)
 
Kickstart7 said:
Add them on myspace and attach a dick pic.. If she talks back you're in... It gives you a true 100% with u or 100% not ever gonna talk to u guarantee ;)
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Myspace? Holleeeee crap... haven't heard that word in years!! Does it still exist and/or even relevant anymore?
 
Lol this thread took a turn for the worst.

Or the better...
 
I'll chat with the personal trainers in the gym, or if a girl approaches me.... but I would never approach a girl in the gym unless she was at the juice bar.
 
Yeah I love when a chick watches loads of porn and brings it to the bedroom.. Besides that one time she was on a midget and bukkake porn binge..
 
Gutterpump said:
I'll chat with the personal trainers in the gym, or if a girl approaches me.... but I would never approach a girl in the gym unless she was at the juice bar.
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the juice bar... That's what I call my schlong at the gym ha
 
I don't really condone this but, since we're all on the topic of sex in here now... I've had sex at an old gym of mine. It had a jacuzzi room in-between the male/female locker rooms, and the doors locked from the inside of this room. Was too convenient. I may have also been a teenager at the time though... wouldn't do that sh1t now lol.. Come to think of it, I'm sure we must've been on video. Got quite the look at the front desk when leaving, and the next few times I came in lol
 
ArmstrongBrah said:
Yeah I love when a chick watches loads of porn and brings it to the bedroom.. Besides that one time she was on a midget and bukkake porn binge..
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You don't want to know what I've been watching...
 
booneman77 said:
this is how it should be. Confidence is king when it comes to sexuality. Looks can be found anywhere.
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Nothing worse than someone who lays dead... :/
 
puccah8808 said:
Nothing worse than someone who lays dead... :/
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dear god this. One of the hottest girls I ever dated was like this. Never looked at her the same again and stopped dating her the next day.
 
ArmstrongBrah said:
mmmmm...You have my complete and undivided attention..
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haha, I can't tell you all my secrets, though.

booneman77 said:
dear god this. One of the hottest girls I ever dated was like this. Never looked at her the same again and stopped dating her the next day.
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lol, I've done that before. It's crazy how you could lose attraction with someone just because of their bed skills. :/
 
I'm doing squats in a rack back in the corner this morning and a newer girl from what I can tell is also doing squats in the next rack. She starts some small talk and we were just being friendly. I can see that some of the college aged guys are there today just to scope the scene and a couple of them kept looking over, so I laughed and told her to get ready. Maybe 10 seconds pass and one of them comes over from WAY on the other side of the free weight area and says, "hey girl, you got some 25s I can use, I can't find any..." lol, it was terrible. She responds, oh, did you not see all of them on the way over here? I need all mine today. Bam.

Oh, and damn, this girl was good looking. If only I weren't married and such a gentleman. :)
 
Gutterpump said:
Likewise (about women lol). It's amazing what most will do for their man if you give them multiples each time.
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It's amazing what deadlifting and yelling like an animal to do women, oh wait they hate that, **** it still PRd though :O
 
EatMoar said:
It's amazing what deadlifting and yelling like an animal to do women, oh wait they hate that, **** it still PRd though :O
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Hahaha well at some gyms I've been to, I've had women yelling to push me on, while I'm using a prowler or doing a heavy single on deadlift. It's amazing!!! But rare.... Usually a powerlifter / oly lifter that will do that
 
Gutterpump said:
Hahaha well at some gyms I've been to, I've had women yelling to push me on, while I'm using a prowler or doing a heavy single on deadlift. It's amazing!!! But rare.... Usually a powerlifter / oly lifter that will do that
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That's actually really dope!
 
Do as I do. Order a pair of a**less chaps, proceed to wear said a**less chaps to every gym session. Here's where the magic starts to happen. Don't wash them, ever. The horrible smell mixed with your bare a** cheeks will drive the women wild with lust after you. 60% of the time, it works 100% of the time.
 
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