Douchebags at the gym...

Vance said:
Every gym has at least one.

At my gym he is one of these; that (Fat, lonely looking) dude who you made the mistake of acknowledging once as you walked past him (Another common mistake is trying to help someone with their form before they end up in a wheel-chair who ends up being one of these) who now just has to come up and give it the "WAZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!?!?!?!?!" when you're on the last 2 reps of a power set. :frustrate

Or wants to come over and dribble **** about how his (Probably imaginary or inflatable) girlfriend is giving him the ****s while you're in the zone because you nodded at him once so obviously you care. Regardless of how many hints you drop the only way to get rid of this guy is to be as blunt as possible. :bryce:

So one of those episodes got me to wondering what the douchebags at your gym do to annoy/amuse you guys..?

Could be good for a laugh.
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I know why do people not get the hint?! My brother is the worst about being nice in the gym and saying hi to people, next thing you know they instantly jump into trying to start a serious conversation with you after a hello. :D
 
Team Six said:
I know why do people not get the hint?! My brother is the worst about being nice in the gym and saying hi to people, next thing you know they instantly jump into trying to start a serious conversation with you after a hello. :D
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I always get freaked out when people come up to me, because I know it won't be the first and last conversation we have.



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Lol.
 
AntM1564 said:
Who needs a 36 dollar hoodie?! Headphones in = not here for a conversation.
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Or just be big.. That's usually intimidating enough that most people won't come interrupt a huge dude that's in the zone lifting all the weight
 
Omgggggg!!!! Everyone was on their freakin' phones!!!!!

I walked in and a guy was using the power rack to hold on to while he was doing Arnold presses. I was nice and waited til he finished his set to ask if I could use the rack. (o.O ughhhhh..... I hate being put in these situations!!) He rolled his eyes at me and said yes. (Whew, :D ) Then I told him that he could leave the box (he had his shaker and bag on top of it) because I was going to use it. Another eye roll, who the heck is this chick look....

I've been too nice for too long. Before, I would have just waited until he finished and left. But now I'm like F it, I have to train, too!!!!
 
EatMoar said:
how do you do **** push ups if you don't have a penis?
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Are you asking for your own inadequacy or are you saying he's lacking????

Either way, I would post a video of how I do it but puccah got my video and won't return it. I'm not making another one either!
 
lukehayd said:
Are you asking for your own inadequacy or are you saying he's lacking????

Either way, I would post a video of how I do it but puccah got my video and won't return it. I'm not making another one either!
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Hey I turned down a 3 some because if I wanted to disappoint two people at once id just go visit my parents!
 
lukehayd said:
Are you asking for your own inadequacy or are you saying he's lacking???? Either way, I would post a video of how I do it but puccah got my video and won't return it. I'm not making another one either!
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Hahaha omgggggggg!!!!!!!! You have me cracking up!
 
Maybe it was cut off? Like the woman in China did to her cheating husband, not once but TWICE. She cut it off the first time at the house, they reattached it and she sneaked into the hospital and cut it off a second time and threw it out the window. He somehow chased her outside of hospital naked and no penid and beat her up, his manhood was never found. It's believed To have been eaten by stray dog or cat. Just happened, Google it. LMAO!
 
Sitting in endocrinology and some kid raises his hand ,"I read an article that says genetics is why we have obesity today and we store everything we eat." ...... I ****ing quit. Then I was sitting in lab, some dudes were talking about how they eat 5000 calories a day and look like They're starving little children. Jesus, some kids.
 
EatMoar said:
Sitting in endocrinology and some kid raises his hand ,"I read an article that says genetics is why we have obesity today and we store everything we eat." ...... I ****ing quit. Then I was sitting in lab, some dudes were talking about how they eat 5000 calories a day and look like They're starving little children. Jesus, some kids.
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I personally hate the people that have absolutely no clue what they're talking about, but make their imaginations compete with each other. I personally eat 5k calories a day and I can tell you right now that it's FCKING difficult.
 
MANdrew said:
I personally hate the people that have absolutely no clue what they're talking about, but make their imaginations compete with each other. I personally eat 5k calories a day and I can tell you right now that it's FCKING difficult.
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Dude props to you. I found it tiresome to slam down 4K calories a day, sometimes I was up late at night because I didnt eat enough so I had to get those extra meals in. Putting in all those calories is a full time effing job.
 
EatMoar said:
Dude props to you. I found it tiresome to slam down 4K calories a day, sometimes I was up late at night because I didnt eat enough so I had to get those extra meals in. Putting in all those calories is a full time effing job.
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4k is still a ton. I'm pretty much eating everything in sight, if it comes in front of my face it's going into my stomach. That's why it bothers me when I hear people say BS like "yeah, I eat like 8,000 calories a day" I just want to stop and be like "bull mothafkin sheeeet" hahahaha seriously. It's almost worse than the dudes who are 130 pounds saying they bench 315.
 
I got laughed at by kid with down syndrome when I dropped my work clothes out of my duffel bag. Not sure how I feel about that....
 
McCrew530 said:
I got laughed at by kid with down syndrome when I dropped my work clothes out of my duffel bag. Not sure how I feel about that....
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lol, I always freak out, thinking I'm going to pull out my panties when I reach in my gym bag. :D
 
puccah8808 said:
lol, I always freak out, thinking I'm going to pull out my panties when I reach in my gym bag. :D
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And then what shock all the old ladies with your sexy... Hmmm I see you as a lady that likes cute boy shorts. But I'm guessing you also will rock the lacy stuff on a special occasion
 
McCrew530 said:
And then what shock all the old ladies with your sexy... Hmmm I see you as a lady that likes cute boy shorts. But I'm guessing you also will rock the lacy stuff on a special occasion
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Thank you! :D oh yes, very special occasions. ;)
 
EatMoar said:
Dude props to you. I found it tiresome to slam down 4K calories a day, sometimes I was up late at night because I didnt eat enough so I had to get those extra meals in. Putting in all those calories is a full time effing job.
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Depends on what kind of calories you're talking about. 3 double quarter pounder w/ cheese meals would prob put you close to that. Not that I'm saying to do that though!
 
lukehayd said:
Wait, you don't wear panties when you lift? I think a bunch of guys on here are wishing they were at your gym now.
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haha, I carry extra sports bras and undies in my gym bag. I like to change before and after I train. :D weird...


McCrew530 said:
would I be one of those occasions LOL
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haha, you're soooooooo bad!!!!!!!!! :Blushing:
 
I'm such a douche! My friend sent me a half naked progress pic and this is what I said....
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Lololol...
 
lukehayd said:
And then you laugh about it on here........ It's ok McCrew530, the rest of us still love you and think you have very nice legs.
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Haha, nooooo, McCrew has tree trunks for legs! All 3 of them! :P jk!
 
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