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Douchebags at the gym...

Spaniard said:
There are only so many threads mods can be in at once haha! I'm sure it's in the very near future lol.
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The sad part is, he ACKNOWLEDGES that he trolls and would be banned everywhere else. What a terrible troll

QUADMONSTER said:
I like this board too. I would have been banned by now by many others but this board has some really cool people and I really enjoy being here and respect the fact that they put up with me. Allowing me to be here.
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LMFAO!!! Im not saying that.

Im just saying that many boards would have banned me by now because they thought I was a troll. Which Im not. I am just a man with many questions!
 
You guys have never seen that exercise yet? Its a foundation movement of crossfit. I believe they call it the "acl destroyer".

It works 60% of the time... everytime...
 
QUADMONSTER said:
LMFAO!!! Im not saying that.

Im just saying that many boards would have banned me by now because they thought I was a troll. Which Im not. I am just a man with many questions!
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One can learn more by staying quiet and listening. Or in the case of an online forum, searching.
 
OMG I hate my gym! 2 guys (more like kids) this morning, walking around with ILS (invisible lat syndrome) high fiving each other after a set each of Smith machine bench press for 7 reps at 135 lbs. Then one of them flexed his bicep in the mirror looking for the pump. :twak:
 
mountainman33 said:
OMG I hate my gym! 2 guys (more like kids) this morning, walking around with ILS (invisible lat syndrome) high fiving each other after a set each of Smith machine bench press for 7 reps at 135 lbs. Then one of them flexed his bicep in the mirror looking for the pump. :twak:
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Sooooo, looking for a pump in the biceps after doing a lift that works the pectorals? Yeah, that makes sense! :rolleyes:
 
lukehayd said:
Sooooo, looking for a pump in the biceps after doing a lift that works the pectorals? Yeah, that makes sense! :rolleyes:
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There are so many times I just want to slap people there. There's a woman who is on the treadmill every morning, at full incline, but hangs onto the railings for dear life. I just want to chop her fingers off so she can't do that anymore.
 
mountainman33 said:
There are so many times I just want to slap people there. There's a woman who is on the treadmill every morning, at full incline, but hangs onto the railings for dear life. I just want to chop her fingers off so she can't do that anymore.
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She loves the fact that when she's done, it says she burned 700 calories but she doesn't realize that the "hang on" might cut that number in half??
 
At my old gym there was this guy and his Asian friend that always spoke Spanish to each other. Well every time I would be there he would always stare at me. I knew this because even after I was done with a workout I would walk by him and he kept eye****ing me so I would look back at him be he didn't care. One of the ****ing weirdist momemts was when I was in the steam room and so was he and he just kept staring at me even when I stared back to see if he would look away. I was getting a little paranoid at one point when him and his friend started speaking Spanish looking at me getting dressed.
 
CJNator said:
At my old gym there was this guy and his Asian friend that always spoke Spanish to each other. Well every time I would be there he would always stare at me. I knew this because even after I was done with a workout I would walk by him and he kept eye****ing me so I would look back at him be he didn't care. One of the ****ing weirdist momemts was when I was in the steam room and so was he and he just kept staring at me even when I stared back to see if he would look away. I was getting a little paranoid at one point when him and his friend started speaking Spanish looking at me getting dressed.
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Sounds like he wanted to do dirty things to you.
 
CJNator said:
At my old gym there was this guy and his Asian friend that always spoke Spanish to each other. Well every time I would be there he would always stare at me. I knew this because even after I was done with a workout I would walk by him and he kept eye****ing me so I would look back at him be he didn't care. One of the ****ing weirdist momemts was when I was in the steam room and so was he and he just kept staring at me even when I stared back to see if he would look away. I was getting a little paranoid at one point when him and his friend started speaking Spanish looking at me getting dressed.
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Sounds like you had a hogwatcher. LOL

Reminds me of this:
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mountainman33 said:
There are so many times I just want to slap people there. There's a woman who is on the treadmill every morning, at full incline, but hangs onto the railings for dear life. I just want to chop her fingers off so she can't do that anymore.
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That use to be me! I wanted to lose weight at any cause! o.O
 
QuinoaSucks said:
Sounds like you had a hogwatcher. LOL

Reminds me of this:
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Lmfao that's damn funny but the only difference that is wasn't my hog he was staring at, I don't think there was any blinking, plus he rarely look away(I felt he wanted to either kill me or bend me over the bench).
 
mountainman33 said:
There are so many times I just want to slap people there. There's a woman who is on the treadmill every morning, at full incline, but hangs onto the railings for dear life. I just want to chop her fingers off so she can't do that anymore.
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That's how I do my regular LISS cardio. Nothing wrong with that.
 
Holy crap I lost my strength. I'm here DB pressing 15s for 15 reps. I used to press 100x10 4 months ago. Everyone here probably thinks I got off gear or something lol. Got bertstared by some old friends here
 
mountainman33 said:
There are so many times I just want to slap people there. There's a woman who is on the treadmill every morning, at full incline, but hangs onto the railings for dear life. I just want to chop her fingers off so she can't do that anymore.
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Fk that, lol...
I have a better idea! Just pass her some DB's
;)
 
ion26 said:
Holy crap I lost my strength. I'm here DB pressing 15s for 15 reps. I used to press 100x10 4 months ago. Everyone here probably thinks I got off gear or something lol. Got bertstared by some old friends here
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**** what happened? I got crohns and lost mad weight but strength didn't plummet that low.
 
CJNator said:
**** what happened? I got crohns and lost mad weight but strength didn't plummet that low.
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I didn't lift a weight for 4 months, and under ate a lot. When I did eat it was like pizza and liquor. I didn't lose that much mass, mostly bodyfat but all my strength. Then again I used to lose strength when I didn't lift for 2 weeks.

Everyone was giving me a hard time at the gym. Some bros got fkin' big..
 
ion26 said:
I didn't lift a weight for 4 months, and under ate a lot. When I did eat it was like pizza and liquor. I didn't lose that much mass, mostly bodyfat but all my strength. Then again I used to lose strength when I didn't lift for 2 weeks. Everyone was giving me a hard time at the gym. Some bros got fkin' big..
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why tho? why'd u stop liftin?
 
ion26 said:
I didn't lift a weight for 4 months, and under ate a lot. When I did eat it was like pizza and liquor. I didn't lose that much mass, mostly bodyfat but all my strength. Then again I used to lose strength when I didn't lift for 2 weeks.

Everyone was giving me a hard time at the gym. Some bros got fkin' big..
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**** it we all got our ups and down, then at the end of the day those people don't matter.
 
Reviving this thread for a rant.

So it's a crowded day at the gym, and there's this kid, maybe 20 years old, running around in a stringer that exposes this really stupid looking chest piece tattoo of a four-leaf clover that says something to the effect of "kiss me, I'm Irish".

This kid does endless sets of curls and tricep extensions, posing in the mirror after every set. Whenever he sees someone looking at him, he says stupid things like "it's okay to be a little jealous, bruh" or "talk about PEAKS!" Mind you, the kid's arms were probably about the size of my wrists, and they were arguably the most impressive part of his physique.

While he curls, he loudly sings to some stupid lil Wayne or some BS and gets all into it, facial expressions and everything.

Here's the kicker. I'm walking towards a squat rack at the end of my workout, and this kid THROWS HIS ****ING DUMBELLS INTO THE SQUAT RACK FROM TEN FEET AWAY and says "too late bro, I already got it"....I just looked at him so confused, wondering how on earth someone could believe that was cool. I thought about grabbing him by the neck and dragging him out of my way, but it wasn't worth it. I just went home so I didn't have to be anywhere near that thing anymore.
 
MANdrew said:
Reviving this thread for a rant.

So it's a crowded day at the gym, and there's this kid, maybe 20 years old, running around in a stringer that exposes this really stupid looking chest piece tattoo of a four-leaf clover that says something to the effect of "kiss me, I'm Irish".

This kid does endless sets of curls and tricep extensions, posing in the mirror after every set. Whenever he sees someone looking at him, he says stupid things like "it's okay to be a little jealous, bruh" or "talk about PEAKS!" Mind you, the kid's arms were probably about the size of my wrists, and they were arguably the most impressive part of his physique.

While he curls, he loudly sings to some stupid lil Wayne or some BS and gets all into it, facial expressions and everything.

Here's the kicker. I'm walking towards a squat rack at the end of my workout, and this kid THROWS HIS ****ING DUMBELLS INTO THE SQUAT RACK FROM TEN FEET AWAY and says "too late bro, I already got it"....I just looked at him so confused, wondering how on earth someone could believe that was cool. I thought about grabbing him by the neck and dragging him out of my way, but it wasn't worth it. I just went home so I didn't have to be anywhere near that thing anymore.
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Had a similar one yesterday but this skinny guy was bench pressing. He put 225 on the bar and started doing half reps, which I though was some type of weird warm up, but nope, those were his working sets. After a couple of sets of half reps he would flex in the mirror, as if his chest had just gotten instantly huge from his craptastic workout. I just chuckled and shook my head.
 
mountainman33 said:
Had a similar one yesterday but this skinny guy was bench pressing. He put 225 on the bar and started doing half reps, which I though was some type of weird warm up, but nope, those were his working sets. After a couple of sets of half reps he would flex in the mirror, as if his chest had just gotten instantly huge from his craptastic workout. I just chuckled and shook my head.
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I mean, we all do that in private and it's cool to be proud of your gains, however big or small, but MAN it ticks me off when people get so arrogant and stupid about it hahaha
 
This kid has to be handicapped... That's unreal.

I wouldn't have let him have the rack regardless.
 
koi1214 said:
You have some great self control.I would have busted out laughing at him or worse.
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I busted out laughing today actually at a guy who was only doing half reps with shrugs on 75 lb. DBs. Yes, you right, half reps on shrugs. He gave me the dirtiest look, and my only response was to look at my legs then at his pathetic legs. It was a good time in the gym.
 
RegisterJr said:
This kid has to be handicapped... That's unreal.

I wouldn't have let him have the rack regardless.
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Another dude with self control.I would say he is arrogant.

mountainman33 said:
I busted out laughing today actually at a guy who was only doing half reps with shrugs on 75 lb. DBs. Yes, you right, half reps on shrugs. He gave me the dirtiest look, and my only response was to look at my legs then at his pathetic legs. It was a good time in the gym.
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Sometimes laughing at someone is better then saying something to them.
 
Some are really clueless in the gym.
I have the same problem as above with an Indian guy.
I'm sat down doing rope face pulls, he sits on the pulldown looking right at me whilst I'm working out, bearing he's what 2ft from my face.
I mean seriously what is it with him, I asked the owner what his deal is and apparently he's learning so will tag onto whoever he admires.
Well he can, just stop being such a space invader.
I'm really having my reservations about this guy, given he's middle aged so should know better.

I now have visions of being hog tied like in deliverence.
 
MANdrew said:
Here's the kicker. I'm walking towards a squat rack at the end of my workout, and this kid THROWS HIS ****ING DUMBELLS INTO THE SQUAT RACK FROM TEN FEET AWAY and says "too late bro, I already got it"....I just looked at him so confused, wondering how on earth someone could believe that was cool. I thought about grabbing him by the neck and dragging him out of my way, but it wasn't worth it. I just went home so I didn't have to be anywhere near that thing anymore.
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NO FREAKING WAY. That would have been the queue to tell him to go **** himself and set up camp in that rack.
 
koi1214 said:
I would say he is arrogant.
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Prob. Unacceptable tho.

MANdrew said:
Haha man, I've just learned that it's best not to start anything stupid in the gym. Outside though, hell, that's a whole new game!
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I'd hate to get kicked out of my gym for teaching someone a lesson. There aren't any better gyms that are this close to me.
 
huxley309 said:
Some are really clueless in the gym.
I have the same problem as above with an Indian guy.
I'm sat down doing rope face pulls, he sits on the pulldown looking right at me whilst I'm working out, bearing he's what 2ft from my face.
I mean seriously what is it with him, I asked the owner what his deal is and apparently he's learning so will tag onto whoever he admires.
Well he can, just stop being such a space invader.
I'm really having my reservations about this guy, given he's middle aged so should know better.

I now have visions of being hog tied like in deliverence.
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At least he is trying to learn to do exercises the correct way.

kisaj said:
NO FREAKING WAY. That would have been the queue to tell him to go **** himself and set up camp in that rack.
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Amen to that!!:lmao:
 
RegisterJr said:
I'd hate to get kicked out of my gym for teaching someone a lesson. There aren't any better gyms that are this close to me.
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Here either. I really need someone to come to Vermont and open a decent gym where people can wreck themselves and not be labeled a "lunk" because they know what they're doing and are actually TRYING to get sh!t done in the gym. And as a former personal training and S & C coach it drives me absolutely CRAZY that I can't help people or give tips that would help them become better lifters no matter their goal. I've almost gouged my eyes out with my ear buds on so many occasions.
 
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