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Douchebags at the gym...

Please tell me I'm not the only one who's done this.

Had 255 on the bar for rack pulls. Finish. Go to take the plates off one end, mind goes full derp mode, totally forgetting about the other end. Take off the 2nd 45 plate and I hear this loud BOOM CLUNK! Realize my mistake and instinctively laugh.
 
gokix811 said:
Please tell me I'm not the only one who's done this. Had 255 on the bar for rack pulls. Finish. Go to take the plates off one end, mind goes full derp mode, totally forgetting about the other end. Take off the 2nd 45 plate and I hear this loud BOOM CLUNK! Realize my mistake and instinctively laugh.
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I did this for squats except I had 375 on bar. Thank god nobody was in the gym that morning
 
gokix811 said:
Please tell me I'm not the only one who's done this. Had 255 on the bar for rack pulls. Finish. Go to take the plates off one end, mind goes full derp mode, totally forgetting about the other end. Take off the 2nd 45 plate and I hear this loud BOOM CLUNK! Realize my mistake and instinctively laugh.
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Omg! I'm always freaked out about this! This and eating sh*t on the treadmill. I always make sure I keep my jaws clenched when I sprint because I don't want to fall and bust a tooth! Lol
 
Wrivest said:
this thread kinda died... Too many d-bags
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My gym has been rather douche free, a planet fitness opened up down the road and I have noticed a few of the people that pissed me of have migrated there. Almost like a douche bag fly trap
 
McCrew530 said:
My gym has been rather douche free, a planet fitness opened up down the road and I have noticed a few of the people that pissed me of have migrated there. Almost like a douche bag fly trap
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My gym charges everyone a maintenance fee of $30 every year, so this month I freaking paid $80 for my freaking membership. >:-/ I figured that they probably have over 100,000 customers x $30. Blah, they're also opening up 2 new gyms and have flyers saying $20 will get you in! Turns out that was just part of the enrollment fee and its $60 a month. Time for a new gym.
 
Oscar said:
My gyms 24/7 365 and only $25 a month with the veterans discount: -)
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I pay similar price for the same access and I feel slighted. I shouldn't as much time as I spend there.

As for Puccah... WTH?
 
RegisterJr said:
I pay similar price for the same access and I feel slighted. I shouldn't as much time as I spend there. As for Puccah... WTH?
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I'm pretty irked! I have til December to find a new gym. I want a 24 hour gym, not a gym that closes @ 12 mon-thurs then 9 on the weekends, and close or close early all holidays even if it not an important holiday.
 
jaycuda said:
Trick is to have a tiny tool, the more bored they look the longer you can hold out. I'm blessed for this
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I once had a woman who could make me blast in less than 10 minutes.
Real trick is to think of something non-sexual if the woman is just that damn good. Chances are, you'll last for hours. LOL
 
I go to a anytime fitness. The new owner is catering more towards body builders instead of cardio freaks... Its getting real nice in there... 35.00 a month. Not bad in my opinon...
 
UTBob said:
I go to a anytime fitness. The new owner is catering more towards body builders instead of cardio freaks... Its getting real nice in there... 35.00 a month. Not bad in my opinon...
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A gym that WANTS you to get bigger? You must be joking. Let me guess, they have unicorns as personal trainers too.
 
Well I spoke to soon. There is a new knuckle dragger that signed up at my gym. Dude thinks he is so big that he needs to walk around shoulders all rolled over, his routine looks like this
Mon arms and chest
Tues arms and chest
That and today he was shaving his chest with an electric razor in one of the changing stalls with the curtain wide open letting all the hair just accumulate on the floor
 
McCrew530 said:
Well I spoke to soon. There is a new knuckle dragger that signed up at my gym. Dude thinks he is so big that he needs to walk around shoulders all rolled over, his routine looks like this Mon arms and chest Tues arms and chest That and today he was shaving his chest with an electric razor in one of the changing stalls with the curtain wide open letting all the hair just accumulate on the floor
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Grosssssss!!! Body hair is super yuck!
 
McCrew530 said:
Well I spoke to soon. There is a new knuckle dragger that signed up at my gym. Dude thinks he is so big that he needs to walk around shoulders all rolled over, his routine looks like this
Mon arms and chest
Tues arms and chest
That and today he was shaving his chest with an electric razor in one of the changing stalls with the curtain wide open letting all the hair just accumulate on the floor
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There's a dude at my gym, sits down on the bench butt naked and shaves his legs dry. He does this often. He also does the same with his chest, standing in front of the full length mirror, also butt naked.
 
nicksox15 said:
There's a dude at my gym, sits down on the bench butt naked and shaves his legs dry. He does this often. He also does the same with his chest, standing in front of the full length mirror, also butt naked.
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You can probably only imagine how filthy his house is
 
McCrew530 said:
Well I spoke to soon. There is a new knuckle dragger that signed up at my gym. Dude thinks he is so big that he needs to walk around shoulders all rolled over, his routine looks like this
Mon arms and chest
Tues arms and chest
That and today he was shaving his chest with an electric razor in one of the changing stalls with the curtain wide open letting all the hair just accumulate on the floor
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nicksox15 said:
There's a dude at my gym, sits down on the bench butt naked and shaves his legs dry. He does this often. He also does the same with his chest, standing in front of the full length mirror, also butt naked.
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Thank you so much for reminding me why I don't go to a gym anymore! :D
 
I'm like the anti dbag. We have three power racks. I was doing squats today and the other two were being "used" by people deadlifting right in front of them. I saw this guy looking around, took my headphones off, and asked him if he needed a rack. He said yea so I told him to just wait briefly since I'm about to do my final set. And he ended up squatting!
 
That is how it should be done and it not only makes you look better but sometimes makes the other person think, "hmm, that was cool, maybe I should try it.."

I do that stuff all the time and even though I don't go around talking to people, they all think I am really friendly. Simple etiquette.
 
Finally got back to the gym to see by dbag friends. Haven't lifted weights in 3-4 months. Went from 170 to 150.

How long should I expect it to look like I did 3 months ago? Also quit taking all my supps except the multi. I start back up again
 
ion26 said:
Haha I've never like quit working out for an extended period of time. Kinda curious about the whole muscle memory thing
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I did, lol, after not training for nearly 2 months it took me about 6 weeks to get back to norm, accept I put on 20lbs in that period, ha ha....
 
Magdalena said:
How r those wheels of urs? Not skipping leg days I hope? I kid I kid... ;) Muscle memory is a wonderful thing...
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All the mass I lost was off my upper body lol. I haven't hit legs with weights in a long long time. I do the stairmaster to train them.

Cmon, I have to wear dress pants or a whole suit to work everyday. My pants have to look slim and stylish especially that I'm only 5'8 :)
 
Magdalena said:
Well hello there my neighbor!
We still gotta plan out that training sesh!
Hope all is well!
:)
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Mos def! I'm doing well, thanks. Busy with the beginning of the winter rush. Can't get treadmills in my warehouse fast enough. Lol.

ion26 said:
All the mass I lost was off my upper body lol. I haven't hit legs with weights in a long long time. I do the stairmaster to train them.

Cmon, I have to wear dress pants or a whole suit to work everyday. My pants have to look slim and stylish especially that I'm only 5'8 :)
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No excuses! Custom tailored dress pants and jeans FTW! May cost a bit more, but women always tell me that nothing looks better than muscular legs in proper fitting pants.
 
Lol and then there is this guy I almost pissed my self laughing
What would you even call these
 

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He's an exotic dancer and gigolo so he's working on his pelvic thrust. Gotta give the thrills to pay the bills!
 
The little gay skinny guys who don't know how to use proper form and eye **** you in the mirror when you are doing curl or bent over dumbbell rows. Then you look over at them and ask them whats up and they pretend to not hear you. Hoping you didn't catch them eye ****ing you in the mirror.

I remember one of them greeted me with a big smile first time he saw me. Then I started to walk past the guy in the morning without saying anything, and ever since then he has been salty towards me. But he continues to follow me around the gym when I am there. The other day I actually said two words to him for once and he started dancing behind me.
 
QUADMONSTER said:
The little gay skinny guys who don't know how to use proper form and eye **** you in the mirror when you are doing curl or bent over dumbbell rows. Then you look over at them and ask them whats up and they pretend to not hear you. Hoping you didn't catch them eye ****ing you in the mirror.

I remember one of them greeted me with a big smile first time he saw me. Then I started to walk past the guy in the morning without saying anything, and ever since then he has been salty towards me. But he continues to follow me around the gym when I am there. The other day I actually said two words to him for once and he started dancing behind me.
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How do you know he is gay?

And how in the hell have you not been banned yet?
 
AntM1564 said:
How do you know he is gay?

And how in the hell have you not been banned yet?
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He was looking in the mirror at himself, then he got mad at himself (yet slightly aroused) and confronted who he thought was ogling him, only to be confused that nobody spoke up, because it was himself after all.
 
AntM1564 said:
How do you know he is gay?

And how in the hell have you not been banned yet?
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There are only so many threads mods can be in at once haha! I'm sure it's in the very near future lol.
 
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