Dave's Newest bulk into cut for show. AAS, SLIN and GH

DangerDave said:
We had the Interpreter on Afghan that used EVERY Celtech product. We never saw him lift... He was squishy looking. It was hilarious. One day we finally asked him to lift with us (we never talked to that piece of **** dirt squirrel). He said in terrible haji English "I don't need too, I take supplement to stay in shape". We literally were crying we laughed at him so FUKIN hard. We would always tell him he looked jacked and for advice sarcastically (they don't have sarcasm in 3 rd world countries I guess cuz he never caught on). He was all proud and ****. That fricken heathen got shot in the face in a firefight and we never saw him, pretty sure he died. The moral??? Celtech kills you hahahahaha Yeah I'm a sick bastard for finding humor in that. Marine humor is twisted, we still joke about how Celtech will kill you.
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Bro I'm rolling in laughter, damn that's funny s hit! Cel tech kills my gut I can't stand it, protein.
 
DangerDave said:
We had the Interpreter on Afghan that used EVERY Celtech product. We never saw him lift... He was squishy looking. It was hilarious. One day we finally asked him to lift with us (we never talked to that piece of **** dirt squirrel). He said in terrible haji English "I don't need too, I take supplement to stay in shape". We literally were crying we laughed at him so FUKIN hard. We would always tell him he looked jacked and for advice sarcastically (they don't have sarcasm in 3 rd world countries I guess cuz he never caught on). He was all proud and ****. That fricken heathen got shot in the face in a firefight and we never saw him, pretty sure he died. The moral??? Celtech kills you hahahahaha Yeah I'm a sick bastard for finding humor in that. Marine humor is twisted, we still joke about how Celtech will kill you.
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What a minute here so your saying that you have to take cell tech AND train??!?
 
DangerDave said:
We had the Interpreter on Afghan that used EVERY Celtech product. We never saw him lift... He was squishy looking. It was hilarious. One day we finally asked him to lift with us (we never talked to that piece of **** dirt squirrel). He said in terrible haji English "I don't need too, I take supplement to stay in shape". We literally were crying we laughed at him so FUKIN hard. We would always tell him he looked jacked and for advice sarcastically (they don't have sarcasm in 3 rd world countries I guess cuz he never caught on). He was all proud and ****. That fricken heathen got shot in the face in a firefight and we never saw him, pretty sure he died. The moral??? Celtech kills you hahahahaha Yeah I'm a sick bastard for finding humor in that. Marine humor is twisted, we still joke about how Celtech will kill you.
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Haha I share you're sick humor. My step bro was a marine and we get along famously because of that. Some people are just meant to be jokes.
 
booneman77 said:
Haha I share you're sick humor. My step bro was a marine and we get along famously because of that. Some people are just meant to be jokes.
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Haha yeah. I have no respect whatsoever for the dirt squirrel godless heathens in that part of the world. Doesn't mean I am ignorant tho, they are a hardcore type of people when it comes to war. I just can't trust a man who squats when he pees then throws dirt on his dick instead of shaking it to dry it off. They are literally a bunch of fuking animals.

I used to shoot the kids in the face with M&Ms out of my turret with a wrist rocket. Swarms of kids run out yelling " mista mista candy candy" like Im the fuking UN or UNICEF here to feed their malnourished faces. So one day I said fuk it and when they asked.. "I got your candy right here dirt squirrel, coming at you at 90mph biatch!!!" THWACK right to the face, they would flinch, hold one hand on thier face and eat it off the ground. That's the day I realized I hated every single one of those goat fukers lol.
 
DangerDave said:
Haha yeah. I have no respect whatsoever for the dirt squirrel godless heathens in that part of the world. Doesn't mean I am ignorant tho, they are a hardcore type of people when it comes to war. I just can't trust a man who squats when he pees then throws dirt on his dick instead of shaking it to dry it off. They are literally a bunch of fuking animals. I used to shoot the kids in the face with M&Ms out of my turret with a wrist rocket. Swarms of kids run out yelling " mista mista candy candy" like Im the fuking UN or UNICEF here to feed their malnourished faces. So one day I said fuk it and when they asked.. "I got your candy right here dirt squirrel, coming at you at 90mph biatch!!!" THWACK right to the face, they would flinch, hold one hand on thier face and eat it off the ground. That's the day I realized I hated every single one of those goat fukers lol.
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Hahaha I'm dying reading this and picturing it. They need to make more movies with stuff like this. Sensitivity is so overrated.
 
EatMoar said:
Wait wut. Or the ones who train harder on cycle and off cycle they just so a few sets and leave.
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No, I'm talking this big fatass guy who's a police chief literally only trains when he gets on cycle for a few months at a time. Then it's back to sitting on the couch eating icecream & watching movies.
 
booneman77 said:
Hahaha I'm dying reading this and picturing it. They need to make more movies with stuff like this. Sensitivity is so overrated.
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It's real life bro. My grandfather was in Korea and he HATED Korean people because of it. War makes you deface the enemy or not think of them as people. It warps your mind, sad to say but you leave a small piece of your sensitivity or compassion behind. It takes a little out of you everyday. Not trying to sound depressing and **** because I will keep doing it gladly because fuk those America haters. But just like the WW2 generations hated Asians after the war is how the generation I am apart of hates Muslim people. I see em in a grocery store in the states and I stare... Waiting for a reason to beat that boy lover"a face in haha. The media portrays it differently and unless you have been there it's hard to hate them as much as we do.

So get this.. It's really funny. So in 3rd world Middle East countries they don't use a toilet like we do. They have holes in the ground or floor and squat down to **** in a hole. So on the bases in the bathrooms or in portajons we have toilets with seats (because we aren't poor). These animals stand all over the toilet seat and **** all over, it makes a mess and is disgusting. My solution? I went and bought a jug of Vaseline at the PX... And would go in the bathrooms by their tents and put Vaseline on the seats in their stalls. We would then go cram in a stall and wait. Those fukers would come in and climb up on the toilet, slip, smash against the stall, scream, and get all fuked up and twisted in those small stalls. We would pile out laughing and point at them ridiculing them for being animals. Hahahaha

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we would ceran wrap the toilets... Nuff said. Hahahahaha
 
Lol that's mean, DD.

But standing on the toilet seat....learn to use whatever you've got. If you've got a hole in the ground, you squat. If you can lean against a tree in the woods, you wall sit & keep your legs & pants out far so you don't crap in them. And if you've got a toilet seat, you sit down. Not continue to squat. People are dumb, though.
 
DangerDave said:
It's real life bro. My grandfather was in Korea and he HATED Korean people because of it. War makes you deface the enemy or not think of them as people. It warps your mind, sad to say but you leave a small piece of your sensitivity or compassion behind. It takes a little out of you everyday. Not trying to sound depressing and **** because I will keep doing it gladly because fuk those America haters. But just like the WW2 generations hated Asians after the war is how the generation I am apart of hates Muslim people. I see em in a grocery store in the states and I stare... Waiting for a reason to beat that boy lover"a face in haha. The media portrays it differently and unless you have been there it's hard to hate them as much as we do. So get this.. It's really funny. So in 3rd world Middle East countries they don't use a toilet like we do. They have holes in the ground or floor and squat down to **** in a hole. So on the bases in the bathrooms or in portajons we have toilets with seats (because we aren't poor). These animals stand all over the toilet seat and **** all over, it makes a mess and is disgusting. My solution? I went and bought a jug of Vaseline at the PX... And would go in the bathrooms by their tents and put Vaseline on the seats in their stalls. We would then go cram in a stall and wait. Those fukers would come in and climb up on the toilet, slip, smash against the stall, scream, and get all fuked up and twisted in those small stalls. We would pile out laughing and point at them ridiculing them for being animals. Hahahaha OR we would ceran wrap the toilets... Nuff said. Hahahahaha
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DD please do some standup with this stuff it's great!!!
 
I can't even imagine seeing someone mid **** slip and fall standing on a toilet. That's just too funny.
 
DangerDave said:
It's real life bro. My grandfather was in Korea and he HATED Korean people because of it. War makes you deface the enemy or not think of them as people. It warps your mind, sad to say but you leave a small piece of your sensitivity or compassion behind. It takes a little out of you everyday. Not trying to sound depressing and **** because I will keep doing it gladly because fuk those America haters. But just like the WW2 generations hated Asians after the war is how the generation I am apart of hates Muslim people. I see em in a grocery store in the states and I stare... Waiting for a reason to beat that boy lover"a face in haha. The media portrays it differently and unless you have been there it's hard to hate them as much as we do. So get this.. It's really funny. So in 3rd world Middle East countries they don't use a toilet like we do. They have holes in the ground or floor and squat down to **** in a hole. So on the bases in the bathrooms or in portajons we have toilets with seats (because we aren't poor). These animals stand all over the toilet seat and **** all over, it makes a mess and is disgusting. My solution? I went and bought a jug of Vaseline at the PX... And would go in the bathrooms by their tents and put Vaseline on the seats in their stalls. We would then go cram in a stall and wait. Those fukers would come in and climb up on the toilet, slip, smash against the stall, scream, and get all fuked up and twisted in those small stalls. We would pile out laughing and point at them ridiculing them for being animals. Hahahaha OR we would ceran wrap the toilets... Nuff said. Hahahahaha
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Hahahah that's awesome!
 
Some selfie porn from this damn cut, cutting sucks but I do like the results.

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Def got a long ways to go dropping more bodyfat, excited to see how this (-)-epi treats me!
 
hurdlemaker said:
Some selfie porn from this damn cut, cutting sucks but I do like the results. <img src="http://anabolicminds.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=102061"/> Def got a long ways to go dropping more bodyfat, excited to see how this (-)-epi treats me!
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Nice man! Leaning out pretty evenly. Can't wait for that follidrone, should be here in a day or 2
 
hurdlemaker said:
Some selfie porn from this damn cut, cutting sucks but I do like the results.

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Def got a long ways to go dropping more bodyfat, excited to see how this (-)-epi treats me!
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Let's see those legs now that you're trimming the extra!
 
5 days to next show.. 12 to the NPC show. Getting pumped!. I'm ready to do this then end this 4.5months of dieting down. I'm ready to eat like a real person for a week or 2 before I attack the off season cruise into my off season bulk.
 
hurdlemaker said:
Some selfie porn from this damn cut, cutting sucks but I do like the results.

<img src="http://anabolicminds.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=102061"/>

Def got a long ways to go dropping more bodyfat, excited to see how this (-)-epi treats me!
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Nice chest dude, seriously...all homo side (okay maybe not ALL of it).
 
DangerDave said:
5 days to next show.. 12 to the NPC show. Getting pumped!. I'm ready to do this then end this 4.5months of dieting down. I'm ready to eat like a real person for a week or 2 before I attack the off season cruise into my off season bulk.
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Fukin stoked for you.
 
4, well basically 3 days Dave!! Where's the pics u fck!? Legs pic tomorrow Hyde, d!ck thing to ask of a guy after these epic legs pics Dave has been throwing up haha
 
Alright Hyde, taking a pic of my legs wasn't easy, I had to stand on the toilet lol, so not able to really flex. Honesty I still feel like my legs aren't back to where they were in 2011 yet, but I couldn't lift legs for 75% of last year because of an injury, so they've been slowly coming back. For instance today I leg pressed 24 45s for 10 and I did 28 for 14 in 2011. I'm gonna keep crushing them until they are bigger than they ever were tho

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hurdlemaker said:
Alright Hyde, taking a pic of my legs wasn't easy, I had to stand on the toilet lol, so not able to really flex. Honesty I still feel like my legs aren't back to where they were in 2011 yet, but I couldn't lift legs for 75% of last year because of an injury, so they've been slowly coming back. For instance today I leg pressed 24 45s for 10 and I did 28 for 14 in 2011. I'm gonna keep crushing them until they are bigger than they ever were tho <img src="http://anabolicminds.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=102159"/>
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Nice weight bro! They have the mass that is obvious. And they are even built from what I see. You hit em at the right angles... Not that I would think you don't but some people don't properly and end up with overdevelopment. So kudos!
 
Thanks guys and I love the DBZ reference lol, I'm gonna be crushing these babies hard as fu(k until they look half as sick as Dave's do now lol

Oh and I just took my first follidrone about two hours ago when it came in and I'm gonna take two pre workout in the morning
 
hurdlemaker said:
Thanks guys and I love the DBZ reference lol, I'm gonna be crushing these babies hard as fu(k until they look half as sick as Dave's do now lol Oh and I just took my first follidrone about two hours ago when it came in and I'm gonna take two pre workout in the morning
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Let us know how the follidrone goes. And are you taking anything else other than follidrone?
 
hurdlemaker said:
I'm pretty sure Dave got some and is planning on running it with his goodies, I'm excited to see how that turns out
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Speaking of... That showed in the mail today
 
DangerDave said:
<img src="http://anabolicminds.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=102181"/> Speaking of... That showed in the mail today
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Jumping on this train once I get feeling better. Thought is was all BS until I read some logs and other peoples feedback. Let us know how you boys like it!!
 
hardwork25 said:
Jumping on this train once I get feeling better. Thought is was all BS until I read some logs and other peoples feedback. Let us know how you boys like it!!
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I will be running it during my 2.5 month cruise of 200mg Test C. I got my bloodwork done... I was ok but I have seen better lol. Been blasting since Feb 1 and leaning since then too. I need a good break to let my body rest up. I will still be lifting hard as fuk and eating my face off but just using test and OTC stuff.

Gunna run Follidrone at 2 caps per day for the first 2 weeks, 3 for 2 weeks then 4 until it's gone. If I am seeing great results I might just run it through my bulk of GH, SLIN and AAS. THAT could be cool.... Not sure what AAS I will run but looks like REALLY high dose test at around 1.5-2g and maybe some deca. I am stocking primo up and will have 20 weeks at 600mg on standby just incase I go that route.
 
DangerDave said:
I will be running it during my 2.5 month cruise of 200mg Test C. I got my bloodwork done... I was ok but I have seen better lol. Been blasting since Feb 1 and leaning since then too. I need a good break to let my body rest up. I will still be lifting hard as fuk and eating my face off but just using test and OTC stuff. Gunna run Follidrone at 2 caps per day for the first 2 weeks, 3 for 2 weeks then 4 until it's gone. If I am seeing great results I might just run it through my bulk of GH, SLIN and AAS. THAT could be cool.... Not sure what AAS I will run but looks like REALLY high dose test at around 1.5-2g and maybe some deca. I am stocking primo up and will have 20 weeks at 600mg on standby just incase I go that route.
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2 Fukin grams?!! Fukin beast a$$ mode bro.

Breaking necks and cashing checks.
 
Dave, fwiw Celtic Labs is talking about getting desoxy-test acetate & trestolone ace raws back in stock, possibly even ready-to-go IM preparations. Anyway, they just released their trestolone transdermal, which is said to work very well). I mention this because rubbing on trest for your cruise could give you a break from pinning for a couple months & give your receptors a break from test entirely, POTENTIALLY further enhancing your gains when you switch back to it for the blast.

Trest is like test/tren they say. Great libido, erections, & wet like test, but pumps, strength, & very anabolic like tren. Idk the Q ratio, but these are the real-world findings. Some guys have logged it in lieu of their TRT to great success, most of them on 150-200mg t cyp previously.
 
Hyde said:
Dave, fwiw Celtic Labs is talking about getting desoxy-test acetate & trestolone ace raws back in stock, possibly even ready-to-go IM preparations. Anyway, they just released their trestolone transdermal, which is said to work very well). I mention this because rubbing on trest for your cruise could give you a break from pinning for a couple months & give your receptors a break from test entirely, POTENTIALLY further enhancing your gains when you switch back to it for the blast. Trest is like test/tren they say. Great libido, erections, & wet like test, but pumps, strength, & very anabolic like tren. Idk the Q ratio, but these are the real-world findings. Some guys have logged it in lieu of their TRT to great success, most of them on 150-200mg t cyp previously.
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The q ratio is higher than tren I can't remember the number. I'm pretty sure Celtic has it they just had a bunch of dudes on a diff forum run logs... Idk if it's on shelves yet though. Once it is I may run with it for a bit.
 
superbeast668 said:
The q ratio is higher than tren I can't remember the number. I'm pretty sure Celtic has it they just had a bunch of dudes on a diff forum run logs... Idk if it's on shelves yet though. Once it is I may run with it for a bit.
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As of yesterday it was in stock for 67 bucks/30 ml. 1ml is 50mg, so 350mg t/d each wk. One of the loggers said it was vastly superior to his 200mg of test cypionate/wk, which he'd discontinued when he started the trestolone td.
 
Hyde said:
As of yesterday it was in stock for 67 bucks/30 ml. 1ml is 50mg, so 350mg t/d each wk. One of the loggers said it was vastly superior to his 200mg of test cypionate/wk, which he'd discontinued when he started the trestolone td.
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Very interesting. I might look into it for real. What type if dose do I run to replace my cypionate injections? Is it an everyday thing? I literally know nothing about this. Enlighten me please. I know injectable gear and oral steroids. But not this
 
Np. Transdermal application usually has a half-life of 12 hours or so. Someone as serious as you should def consider splitting your dose over a twice/day application. Guys that were on TRT at 150 or 200mg of cyp/wk said that 50mg/day transdermal of Trestolone (350mg/wk) felt decidedly better than their prescribed script. Better pumps, better workouts (it is about twice the mg/wk, after all).

Trestolone is one of the only compounds besides Test that still allows all normal healthy & sexual functions in an environment devoid of testosterone over an extended period. It shuts you down just as fast as nandrolone (not an issue for you) but actually gives awesome sexual performance apparently.

Rub it on your shoulders, traps, neck, insides of your arms, can even rotate your legs & behind the knees, anywhere skin is thin absorbs well. Clean skin obv preferred, let it dry before you throw your shirt on. If it's anything like the TD's I've tried, it's about 30 seconds after rubbing it on your g2g.

I used to know a UGL supplier, & he sold transdermal apps including trest ace when PHF released the raw powder. Said that T/D users experienced at least 1/3 of the effect, mg/mg, compared to IM. Maybe as much as half. Very good absorption. He said IM is just downright awesome, 50-100mg/day of trest ace is what you see blasted IM. But he said the transdermal is being received really well. He sold through his stock a few times before I lost contact with him.

I imagine there's logs on PHF if you wanna read firsthand stuff on Trestoderm & the raw trest ace powders, & there's a little discussion in the Celtic Labs section here under Supplement Companies. Olympus Labs has good pricing on oral capped trest, & you'd only need 75-100mg (3-4 caps)/day, but it's useless for a cruise because the oral only has a 3-4 hour half-life.

Lastly, beware: trest seems to aromatize quite hard. You will need to be on your game to control gyno with it. That's really the only downside, cost is on the higher end & the methyl-estradiol it can aromatize to is nothing to dismiss. But as a cruise that seems to be quite manageable; it's the IM blasting that can be tricky.
 
Great stuff Hyde! I will look into it. The thing I don't like is the aromatization part. That's what I need to avoid during my cruise. I don't want to take a AI or AE compound on top of it all. Those can stress your liver and in the end high estrogen does too and is a culprit of elevated lipids.

Other than that it's very interesting. I might try it just to see and skip a couple weeks if pinning.

The receptor part someone (might have been you not sure) mentioned earlier isn't really an issue for me. I personally believe it's a myth and have seen articles debunking it. The reason your body develops a resistance to a dose and you end up requiring more over time is not from "receptor down regulation" or whatever. That is impossible, your body is growing new receptors by the thousands every day. My theory I share with a lot of other people is that it's just like Asprin... You require higher doses over time because your body gets used to that dose because of it's never ending quest to reach homeostasis. So for example...

1g of test every week is a decent dose for most off season bulks. Just like every true bulk the dose bumps halfway through the cycle at 5-8weeks. This is because you body takes 4-6 weeks to adjust to new stimulus, training, nutrient intake etc etc. it recognizes that 1g as the new normal levels and then adjusts. If it can't productively use all if that test and keep it converted into free test (the only kind absorbed) it binds it's excess and coverts (here is the DHT conversion, aromatization and SHGB binding) this is due to go back to it's normal even levels. So if your test is 1000ng/dl naturals and estradiol is 15.0ng/dl if you bring your body to 4000ng/dl your body will fight to bring estradiol to 60ng/dl or keep the ratio even. Same for DHT and SHGB levels. NOT because receptors are clogged..

Taking a break from gear and running low dose lets your body reach a homeostasis at a lower level and filter out bound metabolites and toxins that built up. Once these are out and your body "resets" and adjusts to these new low levels you are ready to blast again. That's in essence why blast cycles are so productive because your body never reaches a new homeostasis fully at a higher dose. I have been blasting since Feb tho which is giving me great results but at the price of constant bloods and extra ancillaries to keep my other levels lower. I didn't have the time to lower my levels to TRT dose to reach homeostasis because if the gaps between shows. My lipids payed the price (not bad tho or anything crazy) but enough that a cruise if 8-10 weeks is needed.

Just some of my knowledge in return for yours. Thank you man. I'm going to research it some more and look into still using it but I would rather run 200mg cyp for 8-10weeks and skip the use of ancillaries just to let my body recover the way I know how it does best. I don't like change, once I know something works right I'm reluctant to try a different way that has potential to not work or whatever unforeseen variables there are.
 
tjbruno said:
bro I'm not ending my cut until my legs are as striated as yours. serious.
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keeping my word, I'm comin for you Dave lol. hoping this time next month they'll be diced.

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tjbruno said:
keeping my word, I'm comin for you Dave lol. hoping this time next month they'll be diced.
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hurdlemaker said:
Dave ur not allowed to call that washed out, ur just not allowed to haha
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Haha but You can't see the depth of my cuts in that because of all the blood in my legs. That's washed out. When they are dry and no pump they are FUKIN freak status. All feathered with deep cuts and veins. I'm gunna be a freak one day
 
Invalid Link Removed Invalid Link Removed From this morning. Right after waking up. I carbed up yesterday sodium removed for today and tomorrow and my water is cut lower. Time to dry out for Saturday morning!

Edit* felt good to wake up wet and full. Just did 1hr of cardio... Dry as fuk! Veiny and hard looking but I feel little lol.
 
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