Douchebags at the gym...

hvactech said:
I've said it before but I guess I need to say it again. If you workout in jeans and sandals then you are a douche
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99% of the time that is true, but a new guy came in my gym last week. He was wearing blue jeans. Looked like a world strongest man type of guy(powerlifter i believe; retired but thats what he used to do). Had the biggest forearms i ever seen in my life. Threw up 495 on bench RAW! I doubt he is a douch.
 
NattyForLife said:
99% of the time that is true, but a new guy came in my gym last week. He was wearing blue jeans. Looked like a world strongest man type of guy(powerlifter i believe; retired but thats what he used to do). Had the biggest forearms i ever seen in my life. Threw up 495 on bench RAW! I doubt he is a douch.
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There is always the exception.
 
Magdalena said:
Yes, it's when they r stick boys in jeans, ha ha....
That **** is funny....
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True. A beast can wear anything and never be labled a douche. I wear obnoxious **** somedays cuz I can.
 
Magdalena said:
Yes, it's when they r stick boys in jeans, ha ha....
That **** is funny....
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Even funnier is when they're wearing cutoffs that say **** like beast mode. Ill be thinking bro u haven't even begun to approach beast mode, yeah we all start somewhere but you've gotta earn that sh1t
 
*Disclaimer* I'm not racist at all by any means but I do believe in stereotypes and how races do fit them. I however take caution to never judge based on skin color. I live in the south so its a different culture here.


Ok.. crazy dbag moment today. I'm in the locker room after I get done with shoulders and biceps. I'm on a lot of gear right now as my show gets closer so I have a retarded pump and veins. I'm mixing this shake and looking down. A hand reaches thru my view and taps my chest. I step back and look up at this 60 year old black man with gold teeth dressed like a "gangsta". He says "dayum boooiiii! You all pumped da fuk up! You on dem steroids?!?"

Ok.. I LOST MY FUKIN SH*T
1st don't fukin touch me. 2nd I don't know you so don't accuse me of steroid use if I don't know your name.

My response?!? "Dayum! You gansta as ****! You sell crack?!?"

5 Second pause... For effect then I yelled at this douche. "Don't accuse me if **** based on my looks you ass. I can do it too! I don't like it and I'm sure I just offended your old ass! Watch what the fuk you say to people because other guys I know woulda finger painted in your blood for that kind of comment!"

He then apologised and said he didn't mean to offend me (in the whitest non ganster voice ever). I told him to think before he speaks then left his ass there wondering wtf.

I know. I am prolly a douche but I was proud of my fast witty comments.
 
DangerDave said:
*Disclaimer* I'm not racist at all by any means but I do believe in stereotypes and how races do fit them. I however take caution to never judge based on skin color. I live in the south so its a different culture here.

Ok.. crazy dbag moment today. I'm in the locker room after I get done with shoulders and biceps. I'm on a lot of gear right now as my show gets closer so I have a retarded pump and veins. I'm mixing this shake and looking down. A hand reaches thru my view and taps my chest. I step back and look up at this 60 year old black man with gold teeth dressed like a "gangsta". He says "dayum boooiiii! You all pumped da fuk up! You on dem steroids?!?"

Ok.. I LOST MY FUKIN SH*T
1st don't fukin touch me. 2nd I don't know you so don't accuse me of steroid use if I don't know your name.

My response?!? "Dayum! You gansta as ****! You sell crack?!?"

5 Second pause... For effect then I yelled at this douche. "Don't accuse me if **** based on my looks you ass. I can do it too! I don't like it and I'm sure I just offended your old ass! Watch what the fuk you say to people because other guys I know woulda finger painted in your blood for that kind of comment!"

He then apologised and said he didn't mean to offend me (in the whitest non ganster voice ever). I told him to think before he speaks then left his ass there wondering wtf.

I know. I am prolly a douche but I was proud of my fast witty comments.
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You get a dbag pass..
 
D bag for today: 50-60 year old guy wearing belt & gloves doing arms and chest. Dude walks in, swipes a 45 plate from my bench as I'm on the other side putting the other 45 on. I was like "WTH dude!?" He looks at me like I'm stupid and says "well I need it." I did my best to hide my rage as I said, "Well then get one from somewhere else!! Not the ones I'm using!" He shrugs and puts it back. Then the d bag goes and tries to take over the incline bench so he can do flat and incline at the same time. Oh and to top it all off, he's doing a full 3" rom on his reps! A trainer came up to me later and said "Dude, you looked like you were about ready to murder him!" Guess I didn't hide my rage too well. :rolleyes:
 
So I decided to lift at 5pm instead of 5am and holy fuk the douchebaggery in a such a small space was douchependous.

( douche + stupendous = douchependous )

There were more tank tops, skinny fat, wannabe fuks than I could stand.
 
hardwork25 said:
So I decided to lift at 5pm instead of 5am and holy fuk the douchebaggery in a such a small space was douchependous. ( douche + stupendous = douchependous ) There were more tank tops, skinny fat, wannabe fuks than I could stand.
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ya that is the absolute worst time to go. everyone walking around with their chest out! makes me sick!!
 
fame126 said:
ya that is the absolute worst time to go. everyone walking around with their chest out! makes me sick!!
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I walk around with my chest out all the time. I get some funny looks at the grocery store sometimes.
 
He says that he doesn't need to lock his knees because its not necessary, it's not his goal.

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Magdalena said:
Wow, just wow!!!
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Lol, I was a total dbag. I asked him if I can take a pic of his form cuz I wanted to compare our forms. That I was super impressed by him. Lol, such a dbag of me...
 
puccah8808 said:
Lol, I was a total dbag. I asked him if I can take a pic of his form cuz I wanted to compare our forms. That I was super impressed by him. Lol, such a dbag of me...
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Ha ha ha... ( compare forms.... , that's too funny...)
His form is hurting my eyes.....
 
Magdalena said:
Wtf is his goal, lmao...
Never mind , forget I asked....
Lol.....
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Lol, he says he wants to be like Dan Greene and some other guy. Those are the guys he's learning from. Dead lift 4x a week, bench 1x a week, and then he brings in his frisbee to work on his frisbee form. *swear*
 
puccah8808 said:
Lol, he says he wants to be like Dan Greene and some other guy. Those are the guys he's learning from. Dead lift 4x a week, bench 1x a week, and then he brings in his frisbee to work on his frisbee form. *swear*
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My oh my....
U better teach him proper form "P", lol.....
 
puccah8808 said:
He says that he doesn't need to lock his knees because its not necessary, it's not his goal.

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Is he wearing the leg sleeaves to cover up how skinny his legs are?

And for some reason that shirt makes me want to knit something. Weird.
 
Sleeves are so he don't tear up his shins while pulling. Questionable attire, clown-like, but I'd rather see a kid busting his ass deadlifting 4x/week than some douche curling non-stop and mirror checking.

Just saying.

The frisbee part made me lol.
 
Magdalena said:
May I ask..... What is ur definition of EXTRA FIT GIRL?!?!

( biting my tongue...)......
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nothing bad I was just trolling but probably since you asked I would say a girl with better biceps and a better beard then mine
 
puccah8808 said:
Lol, I'm a girl. Taking selfies is a full time job! Jk I only take selfies on days I feel girlie or sexy...
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where are all these selfies? can i see?
 
DangerDave said:
Fixed it for you bro. You had a few typos. I totally agree.. Those dbags
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Why do you have a problem with the gays? I'd appreciate it if you didn't use my posts as an outlet for your sexual fantasies mkay?
 
Sigh* it's raining in California.
 
mountainman33 said:
Aaawwwww, poor baby. Let me remind you what real weather looks like: <img src="http://anabolicminds.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=97441"/>
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Ha ha ha, it's going down to -42 Celsius, feels like -60 Celsius with the wind chill....
Woo hoo, that's what u call brisk, ha ha ha....
I bet the gym is going to b empty... YES!!!!!

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mountainman33 said:
Aaawwwww, poor baby. Let me remind you what real weather looks like:

<img src="http://anabolicminds.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=97441"/>
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Lol, a little rain and we act like we don't know how to drive anymore! I was stuck in traffic for 2 hours the other day. I hate living far from work!!!! It's going to rain all weekend, and I am going to snuggle in bed all day, watching the ID channel!!! :D
 
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