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Douchebags at the gym...

dds said:
we have a guy at our gym that will get mad if you use the sqt rack that's in front of "his" mirror while he does slow 20# curls.
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I would purposely do squats every day he does curls, as soon as I see him walking for the Dbs I would jump on that rack.
 
dds said:
we have a guy at our gym that will get mad if you use the sqt rack that's in front of "his" mirror while he does slow 20# curls.
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You should find out what his name is and then the next time you see him there, make sure he sees you go take a dry erase marker to the mirror and write "This is (his name)'s mirror. Any squats while he is doing curls is not permissible and punishable by a severe mean mugging!" But you have to write it big enough to cover the whole mirror!
 
At a gym I used to work at, there was a fitness instructor who's husband would come in, walking in with ILS (invisible lat syndrome), go straight to the stereo, and no matter what was playing, who was in the gym, or how many people were in the gym, he would change the satelite radio station right to techno dance. When some one asked him why he kept doing that without asking anyone, his response was "My wife works here, so this is technically my gym".
 
mountainman33 said:
At a gym I used to work at, there was a fitness instructor who's husband would come in, walking in with ILS (invisible lat syndrome), go straight to the stereo, and no matter what was playing, who was in the gym, or how many people were in the gym, he would change the satelite radio station right to techno dance. When some one asked him why he kept doing that without asking anyone, his response was "My wife works here, so this is technically my gym".
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My response well I banged your wife so no it isn't , then I pick up the radio and throw it into the nearest fan blades.
 
Saw in old friend who used to be like 245lbs and fat in highschool. He lost like 30lbs senior year.

He was at the gym doing the frailest female type workouts ever. He clearly isn't trying to look good. Just attempting to stay in shape.. just annoyed me.
 
IrishSoldier said:
Saw in old friend who used to be like 245lbs and fat in highschool. He lost like 30lbs senior year.

He was at the gym doing the frailest female type workouts ever. He clearly isn't trying to look good. Just attempting to stay in shape.. just annoyed me.
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Doing side leg raises with ankle weights? Trying to keep those shapely hips?
 
This girl at school at the gym is trying so hard to get my attention lol. She's had a crush on me for the longest time. Today she was talking loudly to this guy so I could hear on purpose and feeling his muscles and then looking over at me to make sure I was looking at her. She always tries to make me jealous. Later she bumped into me on purpose while I was drinking and I spilled all over my shirt whadda bitch.
 
absurd said:
This girl at school at the gym is trying so hard to get my attention lol. She's had a crush on me for the longest time. Today she was talking loudly to this guy so I could hear on purpose and feeling his muscles and then looking over at me to make sure I was looking at her. She always tries to make me jealous. Later she bumped into me on purpose while I was drinking and I spilled all over my shirt whadda bitch.
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Or maybe she was just interested in the other guy lol
 
JD261985 said:
Or maybe she was just interested in the other guy lol
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No man this girl is nuts she always does crap like this to get my attention and her friend told me she has a crush on me. I never acted cause I'm not interested so I ignore her I guess I'm kinda d bag cause I should of told her I'm not interested but maybe she should of gotten the idea by now with me ignoring her already for 6+ months LOL.
 
absurd said:
No man this girl is nuts she always does crap like this to get my attention and her friend told me she has a crush on me. I never acted cause I'm not interested so I ignore her I guess I'm kinda d bag cause I should of told her I'm not interested but maybe she should of gotten the idea by now with me ignoring her already for 6+ months LOL.
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Where is she on the HOT/CRAZY scale?! :D
 
absurd said:
No man this girl is nuts she always does crap like this to get my attention and her friend told me she has a crush on me. I never acted cause I'm not interested so I ignore her I guess I'm kinda d bag cause I should of told her I'm not interested but maybe she should of gotten the idea by now with me ignoring her already for 6+ months LOL.
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You should at least get some head and act like it never happened..wouldn't be a bad move
 
puccah8808 said:
Where is she on the HOT/CRAZY scale?! :D
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Pretty hot and really really crazy. Not my type lol because of craziness. Heard bad things about her from friends. She goes through men like I go through protein powder lol. In and out of relationships all the time.
 
JD261985 said:
You should at least get some head and act like it never happened..wouldn't be a bad move
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True but I tend to fall hard for crazier girls and don't want to get tied up with her. I kinda liked her too for some odd reason lol. I don't want to get involved.
 
absurd said:
This girl at school at the gym is trying so hard to get my attention lol. She's had a crush on me for the longest time. Today she was talking loudly to this guy so I could hear on purpose and feeling his muscles and then looking over at me to make sure I was looking at her. She always tries to make me jealous.
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you poor thing. so many problems ;)
 
absurd said:
This girl at school at the gym is trying so hard to get my attention lol. She's had a crush on me for the longest time. Today she was talking loudly to this guy so I could hear on purpose and feeling his muscles and then looking over at me to make sure I was looking at her. She always tries to make me jealous. Later she bumped into me on purpose while I was drinking and I spilled all over my shirt whadda bitch.
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I got to say, you see a lot of what she is trying to make you see... So she wins this round... My advice is go satisfy that curiosity of yours...
 
absurd said:
This girl at school at the gym is trying so hard to get my attention lol. She's had a crush on me for the longest time. Today she was talking loudly to this guy so I could hear on purpose and feeling his muscles and then looking over at me to make sure I was looking at her. She always tries to make me jealous. Later she bumped into me on purpose while I was drinking and I spilled all over my shirt whadda bitch.
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Sounds to me like you have almost the prefect situation. She goes through guys constantly, she's hot, and crazy girls are all kinds of fun in the sack. I had a similar situation in college, granted it didn't turn out perfectly, it was pretty close. Have your fun, don't getattached, take some naked pics for the rest of us, and when she's done with you call it a day. You can't lose.
 
dude, smash that, asap. Mountain man knows whats up. She might be crazy but she'll be a freak in bed. If she goes through guys like candy on Halloween, then you can hit it and quit it without any problems. Just think of her as another notch on the belt. If you don't, you'll regret it in the future.
 
absurd said:
Pretty hot and really really crazy. Not my type lol because of craziness. Heard bad things about her from friends. She goes through men like I go through protein powder lol. In and out of relationships all the time.
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So what you're not going to marry her! Just rail her!
 
BeastMode13 said:
dude, smash that, asap. Mountain man knows whats up. She might be crazy but she'll be a freak in bed. If she goes through guys like candy on Halloween, then you can hit it and quit it without any problems. Just think of her as another notch on the belt. If you don't, you'll regret it in the future.
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Yeah man fo true. Believe me you don't want that regret. I LOVE crazy women because they are so entertaining. I can't resist a hot crazy chick. What I do to not get attached it pick a flaw wether is a facial feature or one tit is different than the other. I just think of it and that's the reason I can't date her. I think of it every now and then and eventually she will becone unattractive in your eyes. Plus most attraction is just Lust anyways. After you bang then the mystery is gone and you lose a huge chunk of attraction.
 
mountainman33 said:
Just laughed my a$$ off out loud in my office. Got some funny looks. That's good stuff right there. :yup:
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Dude I was with this chick a few weeks ago and she had a B and a C. I got her shirt off and was like... "are your tits..." she's cuts me off "yeah they are two different sizes" haha I lost it. I laughed my ass off... then played with the bigger one only. Lol she was still smoking fukin hot tho. She was Russian and had an accent ;)
 
Men....


Can I talk dirty to you in my native language, while giving you amazing h*ad?! Jk. :D
 
puccah8808 said:
Men....

Can I talk dirty to you in my native language, while giving you amazing h*ad?! Jk. :D
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Does your native language include gagging, gurgling and drooling? If so where the fuk are you from!?!?
 
DangerDave said:
Does your native language include gagging, gurgling and drooling? If so where the fuk are you from!?!?
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Dude, you're f@cked up. That just made me laugh out loud again and now other office people think I'm watching movies while I'm supposed to be working.
 
DangerDave said:
Does your native language include gagging, gurgling and drooling? If so where the fuk are you from!?!?
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Isn't that the only way to give h*ad?! :P
 
DBAG ALERT SERIOUSLY

This guy takes the power rack and puts the safety bars all up way up and puts the bar at the very top. Loads up 5 plates and stars doing PULL UPS ****ING PULL UPS USING THE BAR ....what
 
EatMoar said:
DBAG ALERT SERIOUSLY

This guy takes the power rack and puts the safety bars all up way up and puts the bar at the very top. Loads up 5 plates and stars doing PULL UPS ****ING PULL UPS USING THE BAR ....what
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Probably a crossfitter, doing kippings...
 
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