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Danb's Mountain Dog and everything else log

Hershey Squirts?
 
Good lawd
 
DanB's new movie on SyFy: Shartnado
 
I have learned a lot today.
 
TheSwanks said:
Knowledge is power, use it prudently and with benevolent intent
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I think if used appropriately, I could rule the world with this knowledge. But I probably wouldn't use it appropriately.
 
This logs officially turned to sh1t
 
snagencyV2.0 said:
[wakes up in middle of night, comes to dan's log, looks around....blinks, turns around and goes back out]

dafuq happened in here
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Shít happened, snags
 
Not sure if its because of the stomach issues but I am holding a SERIOUS anount of water...not losing any water weight over night the last 2 nights going to bed at 206 snd waking up at 206...WTF? And also my hands are swollen. My wedding ring is usually pretty lose but today especially its tight as hell. Almost uncomfortable. Im drinking 1.5 gallons of water...getting ready to go hit arms in a bit
 
Damn Sir Sharts-A-Lot

I got the sh!ts and I can not lie, I'm afraid to cough cuz that sh!t might fly. When an itty bitty fart starts in that space, can't let it go or I'll clear out the place.
I got sprung, nature had to clear out that bung... from deep in the jeans I'm wearing... it's those nasty sharts that I just keep sharing.


Hope you feel better you have been killing it in here. I mean that literally, doing a great job. In fact you are the sh!t!!!
 
...wondering if the cause of your gutrot is perhaps you had some bad tilapia.... (Snags will be all over this lol)
 
Some fecal eloquence right there! Lol
 
Ahhh im back!!! Feeling much better today and it showed in the gym. Just completely hammered arms. I had everything logged but of course It ended up deleted somehow. Finally remembered to throw crazy 8's in at the end. I did 2 sets. Holy pump!! Everything was 30 sec rest and alot of super sets. Sweated my butt off!
 
MrKleen73 said:
Damn Sir Sharts-A-Lot

I got the sh!ts and I can not lie, I'm afraid to cough cuz that sh!t might fly. When an itty bitty fart starts in that space, can't let it go or I'll clear out the place.
I got sprung, nature had to clear out that bung... from deep in the jeans I'm wearing... it's those nasty sharts that I just keep sharing.

Hope you feel better you have been killing it in here. I mean that literally, doing a great job. In fact you are the sh!t!!!
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LOL!!!!!.....
 
Danb2285 said:
Ahhh im back!!! Feeling much better today and it showed in the gym. Just completely hammered arms. I had everything logged but of course It ended up deleted somehow. Finally remembered to throw crazy 8's in at the end. I did 2 sets. Holy pump!! Everything was 30 sec rest and alot of super sets. Sweated my butt off!
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Nice job Dan. Crazy 8's are great for pump and killing everything...
 
MrKleen73 said:
Damn Sir Sharts-A-Lot

I got the sh!ts and I can not lie, I'm afraid to cough cuz that sh!t might fly. When an itty bitty fart starts in that space, can't let it go or I'll clear out the place.
I got sprung, nature had to clear out that bung... from deep in the jeans I'm wearing... it's those nasty sharts that I just keep sharing.

Hope you feel better you have been killing it in here. I mean that literally, doing a great job. In fact you are the sh!t!!!
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Good lawd that took some skill if you just made that up lol. And thanks man!

wasme said:
...wondering if the cause of your gutrot is perhaps you had some bad tilapia.... (Snags will be all over this lol)
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Hahaha ive been on the flounder train lately lol
AZMIDLYF said:
Some fecal eloquence right there! Lol
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Not evrn sure what that means lol
wasme said:
Nice job Dan. Crazy 8's are great for pump and killing everything...
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Thanks bud! And yeah theyre ridicilous!
 
Off day today and tomorrow possibly. Got a bunch of running around to do after PT in the morning. Carb meal tonight (thank god!) Weight this morning was back to normal. Actualy just a touch lower than normal 202.8 :) noticeably leaner today than the last few days not just drier but actually leaness im assuming the water weight has been hiding since last week.
 
Danb2285 said:
Off day today and tomorrow possibly. Got a bunch of running around to do after PT in the morning. Carb meal tonight (thank god!) Weight this morning was back to normal. Actualy just a touch lower than normal 202.8 :) noticeably leaner today than the last few days not just drier but actually leaness im assuming the water weight has been hiding since last week.
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Awesome! Knew it wouldn't take long for you to be back on track!
 
Very good news bud. That **** happens to me a lot. Water weight is my nemesis. It can be a complete mind fock.

For me being on trt I started holding much more water so I switched my carb sources from brown rice and sweet potatoes to white basmati rice and cream of rice. It has made quite the difference in me holding water.

Hope you have a good weekend my man ill be back to get caught up next Friday after my little vaca.

Keep killing it Dan you're doing awesome
 
Great news Dan! Had my carb meal last night and I didn't realize how much food it was lol. Had a hard time getting it all down but I slept like a baby Lion.
 
TheSwanks said:
Awesome! Knew it wouldn't take long for you to be back on track!
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Thanks bud. Im thinking since I had such a sh1tty chest day tuesday if I get a chance to slip in the gym today im honna hit chest again...
bean5er said:
Very good news bud. That **** happens to me a lot. Water weight is my nemesis. It can be a complete mind fock.

For me being on trt I started holding much more water so I switched my carb sources from brown rice and sweet potatoes to white basmati rice and cream of rice. It has made quite the difference in me holding water.

Hope you have a good weekend my man ill be back to get caught up next Friday after my little vaca.

Keep killing it Dan you're doing awesome
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Haha your exactly right about the mind fuk part lol...I don't know why but with me its like ill hold water for literally days then boom ill drop like 5 lbs of water overnight outta no where. Not sure why I carry so much water. Im assuming ots because my BF is on the higher side I guess. Im curious to see how much water I drop after I come off here in a couple weeks. Have fun on your camping trip bud and be safe hah.
 
Montego1 said:
Great news Dan! Had my carb meal last night and I didn't realize how much food it was lol. Had a hard time getting it all down but I slept like a baby Lion.
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Haha I smash mine pretty easily these days...I just make sure to time my meals out thay day to where im statvin when.i get off work lol but yeah its alot of food.
 
You're totally kicking @ss Danny B! You were my initial inspiration and continue to be too this day! Keep pushing Bro-man-chu...I wanna see more! Oh and speaking of seeing more, when WILL we get to see more?
 
1ifeblood said:
You're totally kicking @ss Danny B! You were my initial inspiration and continue to be too this day! Keep pushing Bro-man-chu...I wanna see more! Oh and speaking of seeing more, when WILL we get to see more?
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No nudes for you! Im the nude nazi lol... nah im just holdin out for a couple weeks so theres more noticeable progress in the pics. And thank you for the kind words my man. Always appreciated
 
Danb2285 said:
No nudes for you! Im the nude nazi lol... nah im just holdin out for a couple weeks so theres more noticeable progress in the pics. And thank you for the kind words my man. Always appreciated
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Okay, I understand. I just wanted to know what day I needed to mark on my "Spank-it" calendar. <input spanking smiley here>
 
1ifeblood said:
Okay, I understand. I just wanted to know what day I needed to mark on my "Spank-it" calendar. <input spanking smiley here>
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I had an odd feeling you were gonna go there
 
1ifeblood is a crank spanking slut! That's why I do my noodz in my boxers... I have to fight for his attention! :wavey:
 
I seriously busted out laughing when I saw those last posts...thanks guys, kinda needed that this morning. :biggthumpup:
 
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