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sex prego question

LukeP123 said:
Dam forreal has like no one on here had made a mistake with their **** like this?
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Come in posting something like

" uh , like I think I uh, kind of had my pen1s just barley touching her, is it possible the like I'm I might have got her prego "


How the F would we know for one, none of us were there, it's the Internet. Seriously pull your nuts out of your ass and figure it out. God forbid 1 day you might have a mortgage payment or a car payment in real life.
 
I just feel sorry for the girl; her first time and you nutted and stopped in the first second. Jesus, talk about shutting down her confidence.
 
I also used to teach the pregnant girls phys ed class until they 86'd it. Time and time again girls would tell me how the guy didn't cum inside them. PRECUM MAKES BABIES.
You should 100% get the morning after pill. Shouldn't be too late. Are you in the USA? No rx needed and you can get it at any pharmacy. I'd go to a major franchise, preferably one that's busy
 
LukeP123 said:
The girl said not to worry when i talked to her so hope she will take it also..
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Hell yeah she told you not to worry. If I was gonna be collecting a child support check every week from you I'd tell you not to worry too!
 
--If she's a stranger, just avoid that general 20 mile radius.
--Hopefully you didn't give her your phone number.
--if you did, I have a feeling in a few weeks you'll get a text that says "ur a daddy."
--In 18 months you'll hear Maury say "you ARE the father!"
--for future reference: if a girl lets you get naked and she joins you, and she says "no," she's just being whatever chivalrous is for women. She clearly wanted it.
 
I don't give the clap...I give applause!

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Dirty Dan said:
I'm starting to feel bad for this girl:
1.) She's a virgin and her first time was just the tip of a penis sneaking in to say hello
2.) She's got knocked up from pre cum
3.) She now possibly has the clap
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Worst luck ever
 
Buuut there's always a bright side! At least she won't have to support herself for the next 18 years
 
If your tip is 3", it may have been enough to satisfy her
 
To quote JoeBrooklyn: how big was her clit?
 
Piston Honda said:
Even if you stuff the balls in her?
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I'm not sure ill ask my friend...he said yes tip to butt hole 3" give or take an inch or 2....but what's a couple of inches between friends? AMIRITE?
 
Danb2285 said:
I'm not sure ill ask my friend...he said yes tip to butt hole 3" give or take an inch or 2....but what's a couple of inches between friends? AMIRITE?
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To quote the Ghostbusters: never cross the streams
 
Lol I love this thread
 
OP - only way to get this whole is she pregnant thing behind you is to wait a few days. Build up enough quality semen in your balls. Then plug her. If it makes you feel better, you only have to put the tip in. Just make sure you explode in her. There you go. Problem solved. Pregnancy debate over.
 
This thread is just the tip of the iceberg. If you call your penis "The Iceberg."
 
****kkk...no no no I can not be a dad..I needa get through ****ing college and get a job first! This bitch better take the morning after pill! Tomorrow is like the last chance. I know this girl well. Me and her have really just been friends for the past years and I tried to **** her. Dont think she wants to get prego bc she knows I dont have money, but she also may just be being a dumb bitch and think its no big deal like all my friends are saying. Idk how to convince her to take the pill
 
LukeP123 said:
****kkk...no no no I can not be a dad..I needa get through ****ing college and get a job first! This bitch better take the morning after pill! Tomorrow is like the last chance. I know this girl well. Me and her have really just been friends for the past years and I tried to **** her. Dont think she wants to get prego bc she knows I dont have money, but she also may just be being a dumb bitch and think its no big deal like all my friends are saying. Idk how to convince her to take the pill
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Should have stayed buried in the friendzone...
 
I get some pleasure out of showing the PowerPoint I made to my health classes. I found the sickest nastiest pictures of STD's in full outbreak. Some are so gnarly that kids can't even tell if its a penis or vagina. My latest additions are the anal warts. Dude lying face down nude with a head of cauliflower sticking out of his ass hole. Except it's HPV warts instead of a tasty vegetable.
 
LukeP123 said:
****kkk...no no no I can not be a dad..I needa get through ****ing college and get a job first! This bitch better take the morning after pill! Tomorrow is like the last chance. I know this girl well. Me and her have really just been friends for the past years and I tried to **** her. Dont think she wants to get prego bc she knows I dont have money, but she also may just be being a dumb bitch and think its no big deal like all my friends are saying. Idk how to convince her to take the pill
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Dude, first of all, is she on the pill? If she is your fine.

Secondly, if your this anxious and close friends, talk to her and explain your nervous as sh1t, and ask if she would mind taking the morning after pill to put your mind at ease. Tell her you'll get it for her and everything. Take it around and watch her take it. Smile, laugh, and say i know it was not very likely that you are pregnant but its made you feel 100% safer and give her a hug.
 
If u r not mature enough to wear protection and know there is a possibility of knocking her up. Then you are not mature enough to be having sex.
 
Yeah I am not mature enough obviously..that last answer seemed like the best thing to do, but she already went out of town and passed the 5 day mark...I pretty much have to wait and see if I ruined my life..
 
Immature sums it up esp if you have a child and he/she sees this post and you quoting how it RUINED yor life. Reap what you sow. Karma's a bitch.
 
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