sex prego question

I masturbated and got some semen on my hand. Then I wiped my butt an hour later when I pooped.

What are the chances I'm pregnant? Please advise.
 
Dude quit worrying if she says she's pregnant than go with her to get tested. Don't be a retard I've had my fair share of stressing about this. And on top of that precum is like .0000003% sperm all precum is lube basically. When sperm gets inserted into a girls vagina almost all of it is killed from her natural natural acids and sh*t. Quit trrippin and if your gonna worrying bout getting a random girl pregnant than next time wear a f*cking condom fuc*head
 
I want to know what happened!!!! Do we have a new father here thats going to have to quite College? BTW ill take my hamburger without onions please.
 
McCrew530 said:
Ahhhhhh!!!!! QUIT!!!!!!! I never quit but I am some times quite!!!!
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Grammar Natzi..LoL.. I just find it funny and ironic that you're making fun of the kid for not having an education but in the very same sentence you're making errors yourself. .:D
 
jiggero said:
Grammar Natzi..LoL.. I just find it funny and ironic that you're making fun of the kid for not having an education but in the very same sentence you're making errors yourself. .:D
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I know and I should feel bad... But hey its the internet so I don’t.
Plus proper spelling has never been a strong trait of mine.
.:outtahere:
 
McCrew530 said:
I know and I should feel bad... But hey its the internet so I don’t.
Plus proper spelling has never been a strong trait of mine.
.:outtahere:
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No you shouldn't feel bad you should lighten up I'm just messing around, you're getting a little too deep with this.
 
My grammer isnt that terrible, but when I am typing fast and not worried about typos things get misspelled. Like today I typed I got a 5 **** americano..obviously meant shot

And guys I thing I am not a dad, bc girl hasnt said anything(:
 
LukeP123 said:
Okay I tried but didnt have sex with this girl. Although I partly got my penis in her for a second. It is not unusual for me to get precum(clear stuff) but idk about this time bc I was drunk and it was dark...morning after pill or what??.. how worried should I be
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haha I think you are fine
 
My bad.. I was just going through the threads adding my two cents. I didn't know it was frowned upon. People search threads and can gain knowledge/ insight from old threads also
 
tcslick said:
My bad.. I was just going through the threads adding my two cents. I didn't know it was frowned upon. People search threads and can gain knowledge/ insight from old threads also
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Not frowned upon... It's just that the guy that started this particular thread would be either well in the clear or about 4 months away from being a dad...
 
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