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I want to "release " faster. Not a joke.

prld2gr8ns said:
If she's not complaining about always having long sex sessions then she's being kind. All girls want to feel attractive, and busting the occasional nut quickly helps them feel that way (weird but true.... it doesn't really matter how much you tell them or what they say). It's similar to being a guy and not being able to get a girl off (think about it ;)).
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Oh yeah don't get me wrong. Almost all women/people love to feel great about themselves, and it's also a feeling of power to make your partner finish easily. Most think it's them when a guy can't finish quickly at times...and there's not always time for long sessions either.
 
Lmfao.

I was watching road trip the other day. E.L. Got off on a nurse sticking him with her finger... Lol ask your gf to help u in the bum. Lol
 
A 7 month old thread and his first post? These new members (pun intended) get more and more creepy all the time.
 
Try different positions. Ones that give you a lot of stimulation should work. Do you find your gf attractive? Do you do a sufficient amount of foreplay?
 
I want to release with more force. When I cum I want her to rise off of me like she's sitting on top of a fire hydrant that just exploded. For reference, see the sex scene from scary movie 2 ( I think ).

So, how do I go about this?
 
ponysteak said:
I want to release with more force. When I cum I want her to rise off of me like she's sitting on top of a fire hydrant that just exploded. For reference, see the sex scene from scary movie 2 ( I think ).

So, how do I go about this?
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Keegle exercises
 
I was wondering if there was a technology I could attach to my penis. Like a motorized pump so I can bypass the whole kegel thing and become a human glue gun named Robocock.
 
ponysteak said:
I want to release with more force. When I cum I want her to rise off of me like she's sitting on top of a fire hydrant that just exploded. For reference, see the sex scene from scary movie 2 ( I think ).

So, how do I go about this?
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PIITB w/o warning; that'll do it.
 
5ft5andalive said:
why are you needing to use lube? do you do any foreplay?
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This topic is old and done but ill answer anyway with another question. Wouldn't you use it too if you were doing anal?
 
^lol
 
5ft5andalive said:
Try different positions. Ones that give you a lot of stimulation should work. Do you find your gf attractive? Do you do a sufficient amount of foreplay?
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Ahhhh the sex and relationship guru has stepped in to help out. It's all good now.
 
I've been told that demanding that she refer to you as "Captain Kirk" when being intimate will cause almost spontaneous climax. Your results may vary.
 
5ft5andalive said:
Did not read the anal part. That stuff grosses me out I will never do that
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I suppose you won't eat a girls ass either huh? If she's got a nice matching b hole I go downtown an all around from V to B back to V with a side of thighs and its all good under the hood.... After a shower of course. Don't wanna be smelling what's a comparable smell to a open box of crayons;-)
 
mikeg313 said:
I suppose you won't eat a girls ass either huh? If she's got a nice matching b hole I go downtown an all around from V to B back to V with a side of thighs and its all good under the hood.... After a shower of course. Don't wanna be smelling what's a comparable smell to a open box of crayons;-)
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that screams UTI for her. anyway, anal is gross. it might be tight, but thats not my thing... if a girl gets loose in the front kegels can help.
 
5ft5andalive said:
that screams UTI for her. anyway, anal is gross. it might be tight, but thats not my thing... if a girl gets loose in the front kegels can help.
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You don't lose tightness. If she's loose she's loose or someone else has a size problem. The vagina is a wonderful thing and "snaps back" from a lot of trauma quickly.
 
Lmfao^
 
5ft5andalive said:
Lmao, but I'm serious. Once a woman has kids its never the same again.
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You know, every once in a while I see a post and think "boy o' boy, Beau, aren't you glad you didn't post that?" The post above created that thought; and so I must thank you for this little opportunity to celebrate.

For the love of mankind, I hope female forum members do not read this.

In case anyone thought "honey, do these jeans make my butt look fat" was the worst question you could be asked - I can only conclude that "honey, do you think my genitals were irreparably disfigured and are forever misshapen due to my giving birth to our little bundle of joy?" -- Yup, I am pretty sure that is worse.

Egad - "it’s never the same". Good luck with that – let us know how that works out for you.
 
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