The guy who just leaves the weight on the bar, and never cleans up after himself.
The Group of teens who get a day pass, and just dick around the gym for 2 hours.
The guy who takes the ten minute break between sets (this includes talking for ten minutes to his friends).
The fat guy who thinks because hes huge, he can lift a lot.
The guy who takes your bench, or machine because you leave for 2 seconds to get a weight.
The guy who does BB curls on a bench press station, or squat rack. you see that bar in the stand over there thats what its for!
The cougar swarm, I had this happen last week, I was in the free weights section and out of no where like 15 old chix just swarmed the free weights, and all they do is just talk and swing 5 pounders around for a half hour then they all leave at the same time.
The fat old guy who lurks on young chixs.
The guy who looks at himself in the mirror so much that if he could he'd reach through and give himself a handjob.
Super tight cloths fat guy.
super tight cloths skinny guy.
The guy who has 4 different sets of dumbells and only uses one set his whole routine.
The meathead who forgot he used to be like everyone else, and thinks hes a god now and never talks to/helps anyone like he knows a secret.
People who throw weights just so people will look at them.
I've been training for 10 years now, there's so many different breeds of douche I can't even remember them all. That's why I just where my headphones politely ask for a spot, and then just go on with my day. If I meet a fellow enthusiastic lifter i will befriend them but if some idiot kid wants to guillotine himself with 315 on a bench that's none of my business.