Douchebags at the gym...

BUT NO HOMO!
 
LAWLS!
 
Hahaha No homo? Gosh baby you are funny ;0)
 
What about the thugged out dudes with one sweatpant leg rolled up rocking wife beaters weighing a buck-thirty soaking wet? They look like they wanna fight the mirror, but in their hearts they're super scared of everyone.
 
Saw a dude with his sunglasses on top of his head lifting for an hour. His buddy had his pair clipped to his shirt collar. One wore boat shoes. Couldn't make this stuff up
 
Go Away said:
What about the thugged out dudes with one sweatpant leg rolled up rocking wife beaters weighing a buck-thirty soaking wet? They look like they wanna fight the mirror, but in their hearts they're super scared of everyone.
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Hahaha this tickled my insides! Nice man!
 
tashygirl said:
My fiance is sitting next to me right now and he agrees! You can catch a glimpse as long as you get back to your work out routine. But this one time like 5 Mexicans were just gawking at me and drooling it was totally disgusting and my man had to yell out at them and made everyone stop doing what they were doing it was intense. He was all like, "HEY, YOU WANNA F*CKING FILM HER ASS OR WHAT B*TCHES.. GET BACK TO WORK OR GO HOME!" I've never seen him so angry it got them to go back to working out though! Hahaha
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I woulda start filming just to be a dick. Then post the video on AB gym douchbag thread to exploit it :-)
 
The gym douche thread has turned into the forum douche thread. PM David Dunn, he seems to love this type of witty banter.
 
Swanson52 said:
The gym douche thread has turned into the forum douche thread. PM David Dunn, he seems to love this type of witty banter.
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Everybody is a douche bag once in awhile as there are so many levels of "douche baggery" it's hard to avoid at times being nobody is perfect and everyone falls victim to their own ignorance or lacking of some personality trait. I find as long as you add a tinge of humor and know youre being kind of a douche when it happens then it's not so bad ;-) . Then again that's just a random thought as I'm sitting here drinking a shake and taking a shît while posting. I'm being a gym/forum douche at the same time. Cheers
 
That's my girl ;-)
 
Vote4pedro said:
Douche bags with shades should be punched in the face! Hahahahaha ... But I'm starting to notice that the new DBAG! Trend is kids with the Pauly D hair cut ... The spiked up hair or mohawk/fohawk is pretty standard this days
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Holy crap yes! Big pet peAve of mine!
 
Trank406 said:
Okay sorry Mr. Sensitive how I meant it was just stating that my tummy hurts because it made me laugh!
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Hey whatever helps you sleep at night. Lol j/k
 
farmtireguy said:
Hey whatever helps you sleep at night. Lol j/k
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Lol I know buddy so was I! What kind of tattoo is that on your avatar? I can't see it! I need more tatts man! I gotta get me a half sleave!
 
tashygirl said:
I'm pretty sure those 5 Mexicans were saying, "Que es un asno caliente" hahaha ;0)
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Did you just order a burrito bowl at Qdoba? Mmmmm **** that sounds delicious right now!
 
Trank406 said:
Lol I know buddy so was I! What kind of tattoo is that on your avatar? I can't see it! I need more tatts man! I gotta get me a half sleave!
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Wolf's head with some american Indian tribal feathers.
 
Swanson52 said:
I'll dump the DB's if I'm doing heavy flat or incline presses. Not a single fu(k given.
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Ditto, but I avoid it when at all possible...not only is it rough on the shoulder joints but it's a pain in the ass to bend over and pick them back up for the next set. Easier for me to bring it straight to the knees and stand back up with them and toss them back on the bench
 
uvawahoowa said:
Ditto, but I avoid it when at all possible...not only is it rough on the shoulder joints but it's a pain in the ass to bend over and pick them back up for the next set. Easier for me to bring it straight to the knees and stand back up with them and toss them back on the bench
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Today this dude walks up to the power cage, which has the olympic bar set up on the front side of the cage, takes the bar off the rack and THROWS IT five feet to his left so he can enter the cage and pull the pins. This dude was really huge too. Just because you look like a gorilla, doesn't mean you have to behave like one.
 
How about dumb D bags in forums like me Who replies to "looking for a mr supps rep. Pm me" with : " oh oh pick me, I wanna be one! " I feel like such a tard ;) I don't personally throw weights and I hate people who do, but my theory is perhaps its from irritability caused by juice. I know when I'm feeling moody I might flip a table over just because it's in my personal space. Lol weird and not a cool feeling to have. But I'm not condoning it, people should control themselves.
 
JackSteel said:
How about dumb D bags in forums like me Who replies to "looking for a mr supps rep. Pm me" with : " oh oh pick me, I wanna be one! " I feel like such a tard ;) I don't personally throw weights and I hate people who do, but my theory is perhaps its from irritability caused by juice. I know when I'm feeling moody I might flip a table over just because it's in my personal space. Lol weird and not a cool feeling to have. But I'm not condoning it, people should control themselves.
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There is a time and a place to flip and throw stuff. When ur pissed and drunk ehh okay sure. At the gym? No need to throw barbells. Pick them up with a lot of weight on it? That I agree with
 
mikeg313 said:
Did you just order a burrito bowl at Qdoba? Mmmmm **** that sounds delicious right now!
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Hehehe now why do you ask? But now that you mention it a burrito does sound pretty bomb! ;0)
 
I saw an "exercise" machine at the mall today that had a loud sign stating "10 MINUTES ON THIS IS BETTER THAN 1 HOUR IN THE GYM!!" It was some kind of mini stair stepper thing with a ROM of motion of 4 inches. The people behind this: all of them douches.
 
I really hate that at my gym the bench is right across from that machine the women use, the one that kinda makes them look like their doing the splits. How the F do I concentrate on benching when some girl has her cooka pointed at me, maybe 10 feet away lol. The bench in our gym is known as camel toe central. srs.
 
BamaDog said:
I really hate that at my gym the bench is right across from that machine the women use, the one that kinda makes them look like their doing the splits. How the F do I concentrate on benching when some girl has her cooka pointed at me, maybe 10 feet away lol. The bench in our gym is known as camel toe central. srs.
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Nice problem!
 
BamaDog said:
I really hate that at my gym the bench is right across from that machine the women use, the one that kinda makes them look like their doing the splits. How the F do I concentrate on benching when some girl has her cooka pointed at me, maybe 10 feet away lol. The bench in our gym is known as camel toe central. srs.
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You know as hard as I try I just can't feel sorry for ya.
 
texasfinest2 said:
Fat chick's need love too!
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Find a fat girl willing to work out but make sure she has a gorgeous face and take a few months and some clen and train her down to 130lbs and boom!!! Sexy ass girl with a fantastic personality lolol
 
howwedo107 said:
Find a fat girl willing to work out but make sure she has a gorgeous face and take a few months and some clen and train her down to 130lbs and boom!!! Sexy ass girl with a fantastic personality lolol[/QUOTE

LOL. Totally true. that's sumthin that I'd probably do. Or I'd find a inshore already good looking girl
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