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A new way to take orals?

protoculture

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In your anus.

Yes I am serious. Would that not work if you ground then up? Would the drug enter body through membrane? Thereby bypassing liver?
 
you like it up your ass?


the steroid would prob pass through the anus and get absorbed into your bloodstream... then it would go into your liver(methyl attached) and you just took it up the ass for no reason... (maybe)

it could raise bioavailability tho


let us know how it works out for u
 
protoculture said:
I don't understand, injectables go into the bloodstream wouldn't the liver process it as well?
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most injectables arent methylated tho...

all steroids affect the liver in some way... but methylated ones try to kill it
 
right thanks. When you say 'kill it' is that really what's going on? Obviously I know it's considered toxic. But would it be more accurate to say that the liver is removing a substance that it considers toxic from the bloodstream in order to protect the body? I am curious.
 
If I park my truck under a tree with a few birds under it in a few minutes theres bird crap all over it. At my house I have some squirrels in the trees over my truck, yet in all my years I never seen any crap on my truck?
 
swollen87 said:
you like it up your ass?


the steroid would prob pass through the anus and get absorbed into your bloodstream... then it would go into your liver(methyl attached) and you just took it up the ass for no reason... (maybe)

it could raise bioavailability tho


let us know how it works out for u
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lol


protoculture said:
Ah ok, I was under the impression that injectables were hundred percent liver safe.

Cheers.
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Not if you are injecting methyls
 
protoculture said:
In your anus.

Yes I am serious. Would that not work if you ground then up? Would the drug enter body through membrane? Thereby bypassing liver?
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Seriously, even if it was proven twice as effective as oral consumption, I personally would not even consider this an option, let alone give it a second thought.
 
bashman said:
Seriously, even if it was proven twice as effective as oral consumption, I personally would not even consider this an option, let alone give it a second thought.
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im a drug-addict in recovery.... i know of people who have done this with e-pills/coke/oxycontin/alcohol/viagra

personally i have never had anything in my ass but poo


but ive been if u need 3 pills to get off orally.... it only takes one pill to get off anally
 
swollen87 said:
im a drug-addict in recovery.... i know of people who have done this with e-pills/coke/oxycontin/alcohol/viagra

personally i have never had anything in my ass but poo


but ive been if u need 3 pills to get off orally.... it only takes one pill to get off anally
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you said poo
 
i never saw that thread. that some funny s*hit. I'm thinking of injecting whey protein up the 'ol s*hitpipe with a turkey baster. think it would absorb faster?
 
Anal administration hits people faster with E I know, also if the balloon breaks while someone is smuggling in coke or heroin they will definitely od. I know the effects hit faster but I'm not sure of anything regarding actual effectiveness and serum concentration with PO vs PR administration. Tylenol is dosed at the same whether given by mouth or rectally for example, but whoever wants to try putting a ph in their ass be my guess.
 
I mean if you can put a gerbil in your ass, you can put some methyls in there I'm sure. Just make sure you do them seperate, otherwise you will have an angry jacked gerbil in you. Bad combo if you ask me.
 
HATEFULone said:
I mean if you can put a gerbil in your ass, you can put some methyls in there I'm sure. Just make sure you do them seperate, otherwise you will have an angry jacked gerbil in you. Bad combo if you ask me.
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I am going to piss my self from laughing so hard!!!'

:lmao:
 
but ive been if u need 3 pills to get off orally.... it only takes one pill to get off anally
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So would this avoid first pass on the liver and make orals a little bit safer? ( as per injectables ).

Sounds to me like you are saying that there is more absorption of the drug this way.
 
Ya I crush my pills in the morning and use them in the shower as body wash. When I get out I got such a huge pump!!!! and I didn't even need a serm afterward.
 
heckler7 said:
I think the best advice I can give you is dont do roids or pro hormones. Hit the GNC and get some whey and jacked. Ask the guy there plenty of questions.:ntome:
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great prices too!
 
this is almost as dumb as the dude who asked about injecting milk mixed with whey protein and if that would be absorbed better LOL i would like that OP and this OP to brainstorm together and see what ideas they come up with
 
R1balla said:
this is almost as dumb as the dude who asked about injecting milk mixed with whey protein and if that would be absorbed better LOL i would like that OP and this OP to brainstorm together and see what ideas they come up with
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We would blow your mind.

I have another idea about anal administrating Bovine Colostrum that way the IGF doesnt get destroyed in the gut
 
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