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So my girlfriend tells me we gotta have a serious talk..

If you love her, then you don't want to lose her - a good woman is hard to find.

Having said that, the very thing that makes a man an attractive "catch" is always the first thing a woman wants to snuff out once he's a "keeper". They can get jealous of the gym, jealous that you are looking just a bit too hot, yet if you stop training to make them happy, they aren't happy, and they start with the arguements about the washing up. And we all know that it's never really about cleaning dishes.

They want you to be a natural hunk without lifting a finger. Its like the best bands you ever liked - you didn't want to know all the X-factor stuff like auditions, record contracts, stylists, recording studios, managers. It was as if those bands appeared, fully-formed, from outer space.

Your Mrs feels the way you did when you first saw her wonderbra and facepacks. She wanted to think it was all due to genetics and eating lots of salad.

I've had all that in the past with ex-girlfriends. Do an extra special job on her in the bedroom every once in a while with your manly physique, and she will forget what she was upset about. I know it's not very sexy when they're checking with a thermometer to see if they're ovulating or not.

On a more practical note, buy some hcg and tell her how it will protect and kickstart your fertility. One vial looks much like another, get all your other stuff from the same site at the same time.

My Mrs is a very gorgeous 42 year old from thailand - the land of steroids, and millions of ladyboys taking female hormones. So she's very cool with everything I take, she knows I'm a chemist, and I do my research. Possibly a bit too cool, as I'll explain.

Mrs Zorrin isn't thinking about kids - she's more concerned about the hot flushes she's started to get. I made her loads of vitimin capsules containing the prohormone DHEA, and she swears by them. Her skin has gone flawless, and I can tell she's very happy that she was asked for ID when buying a bottle of wine last week. DHEA was the "gateway drug" which normalized the idea of hormones. The cannabis of the steroid world, if you will.

I told her that DHEA doesn't work as well in men, it's a bit estrogen-y, so I'm using testosterone. You know what it's like when test injections start to kick in - your wife feels something pressing against her first thing in the morning in bed, and goes "hello? What's this?".

Being a game lass, she wanted to try a 10mg Turinabol the other week, so I said "OK, she's from thailand - she's not going to turn into an east-european female shot-putter overnight". She popped the Tbol, then forgot about it.

Half an hour later, she was trying to start a stupid arguement about nothing, and I reminded her that she's on 'roids, and having a mild rage. Then she started rubbing herself against me like a cat on heat, and smelling me everywhere, and we had some exciting how's your father. Then she walked on my back, and gave me a thai traditional massage.

Now she keeps asking for "one of the little pink triangles" (a 10mg GP Turan pill). She even asked me to inject her with "just a little bit" of test cyp, "to see what its like", but I'm drawing the line - I don't want a wife with a beard.

I feel I have to keep my steroids on a high shelf, in case she gets bored and tries to nick my Tbol.

So you can see, it can swing too far the other way, too. My Mrs is mad, but i love her. She's looking forward to my next shipment arriving as much as I am, because I ordered her some cheap clenbuterol along with my vials and pills - she likes British food too much (I know).

She's been in this country for 10 years now, but she keeps discovering new (to her) foods. It's mashed potato at the moment. Before that it was roast beef. Another thai woman recommended drinking guiness during her period, because it has lots of iron. Now she's drinking the irish stuff whenever we go out, or washing down her DHEA / MSM / multivitimin / grapeseed extract pill with it.
 
I luv my girl and she was against the use of steroids. She was worried bout my health. I've done my research and talked to her. And now she is ok with it. If your girlfriend really loves you she should accept your decision and be supportive. And trust you to be careful and you will be fine.
 
tell her to **** off lol she prolly takes estrogen pills for acne, birth control or to increase cup size, girls take steroids(oops i mean synthetic hormones) too. and if someone asks, i just say theyre vitamins to increase testo to give me more energy
 
I challenge all of you to find the data to support your "you'll be fine" attitude.

If you have a wife or girlfriend worth respecting and you respect yourself you would have the data to back up your opinion.

The alpha-male ego narcissism doesn't equate to much to an intelligent woman.

Intelligent woman...got one?
 
my girl pins me in the glutes


YUHHHHHH
 
dude im in the same boat..my gf doesnt want me to do it anymore either..im at my last week of doing an m-drol/epi bridge cycle.. and she just asked me if this will be it..i did promise her but i wanna do a 3 week cycle of the last of my m-drol i have left instead of throwing it in the trash. this sucks but she knows how bad this stuff is for your body and i dont blame her shes just looking out for me and my health
 
Well she basically told me to tell her all the things I was taking so she could do the research which she quickly found out were just supplements (scivation xtend, daa, protein, taurine) until It came to the nolvadex and she found out it was a research chem that scared her even more.

I might can take the sacrifice but its a big decision to make if I can just show her some positive light at the end of the tunnel

Easy choice to me.

The woman you love, or a few kg's of muscle.

Gym isn't the world, It's part of your life.. and If your serious with your girl.. she's going to end up being the biggest part of your life.

I love gym, I love my build.. but if a woman I adored asked me to go less, and see her more and I could see a point in what she was saying.. i would seriously consider it.

You give and take in life, try find a balance.

You still got natural supplements and maybe after you have children, she won't mind you doing a few more cycles.

:)
 
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