Kim Jong Il Announces Plan To Bring Moon To North Korea

[ax1]

Thats right, going to the moon has been pulled off already so Im ready to crush this feat.

I plan to bring the moon to me, and my home country of North Korea by 2015!!!

 

[nattydisaster]

Did you know theres a side of the moon we never see? I find that trippy. Wonder what it looks like

 

[ax1]

Did you know theres a side of the moon we never see? I find that trippy. Wonder what it looks like

Ill show you in 2015.

 

[ShadowFury]

I freaking love the Onion.


Are you going to get it at night, or day?

 

[Delta Force]

Did you know theres a side of the moon we never see? I find that trippy. Wonder what it looks like

is that what they call the dark side of the moon?

 

[ax1]

I freaking love the Onion.


Are you going to get it at night, or day?

Im going to get it the day of a Solar Eclipse in order to get more wide world attention.

March 20 2015, right as the eclipse is happening Im yanking that junk outta there so everybody can see.

 

[ShadowFury]

Dang, you can't try to get it on my birthday or something? It would kind of be like a shout out at the grammys.

 

[beni182]

mental