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Celltech is still my fav product.

Walked into Vit shop a few weeks ago and all the celltech was 75% off. I ask why, they said they havent sold one bottle in almost two years, its near expiration, and honestly its crap.
 
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lol
i have a brother in law who doesnt know jack about supps and he bought cell tech for like $15 and he is scared to take it because its too hardcore
 
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lol
i have a brother in law who doesnt know jack about supps and he bought cell tech for like $15 and he is scared to take it because its too hardcore

Which is very understandable !

There is a fine line between getting diabetes and getting HUGE in the gym with this product.

USE WITH CAUTION
 
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Which is very understandable !

There is a fine line between getting diabetes and getting HUGE in the gym with this product.

USE WITH CAUTION
You are a true supplement Guru.
 
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lol
i have a brother in law who doesnt know jack about supps and he bought cell tech for like $15 and he is scared to take it because its too hardcore
That's probably a good idea. Maybe he use insulin first
If he doesn't kill himself, he may be ready for the celltech
 
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That's bogus logic AAFES or NEX sells it, so it's the best.
Yeah- OK buddy.
"Cryostasis level of sleep?"
Get a book- all that flex magazine is warping your brain.
On the other hand- congrats on the progress.
Nothing against you- just MT and their deceptive ad campaign

Ow come on lol. Just because I have less than 10 posts I can't be sarcastic too? :D Sounds pretty good though right? I think MT should give me a job writing their ads.
 
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Ow come on lol. Just because I have less than 10 posts I can't be sarcastic too? :D Sounds pretty good though right? I think MT should give me a job writing their ads.
You got me good haha
 
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imagine if MT made penis enlargement supps (like extenze)
their ads would go something like...


the powerful power of huge-tech will force its way through you and make your penis huge. guranteed 35 inches instantly.

nutritional facts
sugar-1000grams
tribulus terestris-1mg
 
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You are a true supplement Guru.
The only knowledge you'll ever need about supplements is all in the 4 page special ad reports... remember that.


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did you guys hear about barry bonds it turns out he wasnt using roids he was on some of that der cell tech. i would have respected him more if he was using roids instead of cell tech because cell techs powerful formula is like cheating...i mean 75g of sugar... very anabolic stuff
 
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this thread has gotten way outta hand..
This may set the record for the longest on going MuscleTech appreciation thread !!

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It's really hard not to keep it going because they're so easy..
 
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Muscle Tech: Cool Name, Big Guys, Lab Coats, Cool Supplement Names, Sugar, Dat Dere Celltech.

Pretty much a summary of this thread.
 
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Muscle Tech: Cool Name, Big Guys, Lab Coats, Cool Supplement Names, Sugar, Dat Dere Celltech.

Pretty much a summary of this thread.
lets not forget the most anabolic part the shirt
 
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using the shirt as a condom is hands down the funniest thing said in this thread im still lmfao
 

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Love this thread. Was on the edge about buying some MT until i read this thread so i ordered a few bottles. I dont see any logs of it so im gonna log it this **** is hardcore. I hope my intestines can hold up till i get ripped which shouldnt take very long then im quiting i promise, maybe not this stuff is so hardcore im addicted already.
 
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using the shirt as a condom is hands down the funniest thing said in this thread im still lmfao
yeah and the horrible thing is that the shirts arent even good enough as condoms...the material burns
 
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using the shirt as a condom is hands down the funniest thing said in this thread im still lmfao
Ever try using Dat Dere Celltech bottle? I go through so much of this crap I have bottles lying around everywhere. Next time me and Mr. O have "Fun Time" We just slip on one of those bottles. How does It fit you ask? We get so swole from Dat Dere Celltech It genetically/cryogenically swells are ****s beyond measure.
 
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Keep this thread alive.
 
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i went to gnc to buy a sample oh plasmajet or plasmatic or something along those lines and that guy said to me "Dat der nona vapor is an awesome pre workout"
so i said lets **** with this guy (to myself, no homo)"i want all of your muscletech inventory"
he said "really?"
i said "no i hate muscletech" and then i left
 
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i went to gnc to buy a sample oh plasmajet or plasmatic or something along those lines and that guy said to me "Dat der nona vapor is an awesome pre workout"
so i said lets **** with this guy (to myself, no homo)"i want all of your muscletech inventory"
he said "really?"
i said "no i hate muscletech" and then i left
Lol, a guy who goes to my gym owns the local Franchise GNC, tells me about the new Nano Vapor is so hardcore ect, buy that if i want to be ripped, ugh.
 
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Lol, a guy who goes to my gym owns the local Franchise GNC, tells me about the new Nano Vapor is so hardcore ect, buy that if i want to be ripped, ugh.
from what I hear the only thing that Nano stuff vaporizes is your terds, so uh ya, I guess it is pretty hardcore in a way
 
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Fair enough lol, Its just all bull****.
 
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I hope a muscletek rep gets in on this, I think I am going to email them and talk about how much the forum loves them. That would possibly be the funniest thing, ever.
 
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Also, I have a friend who is always telling me how if he takes his Creakic Hardcore with a half bottle of Jim Bean he gains about 2 pounds per day. He dosen't even go to the gym, which is the crazy part. I can't try it myself because there is no alcohol here in Iraq, so I have been sucking on Jim Bean sunflower seeds when I take my Creakic, and I hope to be around 280 pounds in 4 months.
 
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I bought a huge tub of celltech hardcore 2 years ago clearanced at $14. 2 months later at my dental checkup i had 2 cavities, the first 2 in 8 years. True story, oh and i gained 8lbs in 8 days! (that part isnt true) (it was 12 lbs) :lol:
 
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The guy in the lab coat was also my dentist, so he made out both ways, damn him!
 
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yeah, i told you i gave in and paid $14 for a tub of sugar :rofl:
 
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yeah, i told you i gave in and paid $14 for a tub of sugar :rofl:
no thats not what i mean...
i meant did he have to use the muscletech shirt for you know what :006::hitit::hitit::hitit:
 
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I hope a muscletek rep gets in on this, I think I am going to email them and talk about how much the forum loves them. That would possibly be the funniest thing, ever.
they are too busy being hardcore
 
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no thats not what i mean...
i meant did he have to use the muscletech shirt for you know what :006::hitit::hitit::hitit:
lmfao, i know. You meant workingout, no we didnt hit the gym.
 
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I'm still happy to see this thread pulsing with life... may it be like the boiling hot hyperanabolivasculohemaprimal intensity pulsing through one's veins after jus one scoop of the new NanoVapor Hardcore
 
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they are too busy being hardcore
Fine then, I will have a scientist email them about the newly invented hypertransportizone hydropoxy micrometaflame fierceness increazing sub-atomic di-plexy glastnost that I recently discovered. It increases the testosterone output of your sperm, resulting in bigger and better children, and if you mix the sperm up in a protein shake you are guaranteed to have 6inch diameter veins all over your body, and you will start lactating testosterone in its purest, most hardcore form, which you can then sell at the gym, or just hit the bars. When the women see your lactating nipples, they will be intrigued naturally, and when you tell them what it is/let them smell it, they will have sex with you on the spot. This is of course all verified by scientists and whatever pro body builder's picture will end up on the bottle, which will be shaped like a gigantic penis, filled with 5 lbs of a powderized pillzoid, a newly formulated hyper-extending laminatoid pill that we created to deliver the goods in .15 seconds.
 
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Also, it seems that muscletech does not have a contact us page. I found the address for canadian muscletech, but I don't want to send a letter, results would be too slow. Damnit. I think what's probably happening is they are all being benched by Jay right now.
 
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Vitakic is thee best multivitamin ever created !

I can actually feel the vitamins working !!

Hands down, the best way to blow $50

Thanks Team MuscleTech !!

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Anyone hear what MuscleTech newest hardcore anabolic is ?

I heard it was hardcore cough drops, and they're trying to get it formulated by the summer, but with 7,000 ingredients in them it's gonna be tough !
 
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Wait til they have their test boosters, hgh, and sexual enhancement drugs.

Also, why the hell is every think KIC with them?

Vitakic
Gakic
Cell Techkic

Jesus.
 
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Wait til they have their test boosters, hgh, and sexual enhancement drugs.

Also, why the hell is every think KIC with them?

Vitakic
Gakic
Cell Techkic

Jesus.
The letters "KIC" at the end of a product name is just an indicator of how potent it is. With Vitakic, you're not just just messing around with any old multi-vitamin here. ;)

Also, every MuscleTech product needs a PCT :thumbsup:
 

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ricky your doing it wrong. for the full effects of NaNO vapor you have to get a muscle tech tattoo, MT contact lenses, MT car to fit all your muscles in, MT trailer to transport all your MT products, MT bed sheets, MT body wash, MT cutlery for your MT oatmeal, MT dog food so you dog can look as good as you. i might have left some out, sorry.
but trust me this works just look at my stats
 
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It all makes sense now. It Kicks in better if it has Kic in it!!!

Whats their Pct? Insulin?
 
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ricky your doing it wrong. for the full effects of NaNO vapor you have to get a muscle tech tattoo, MT contact lenses, MT car to fit all your muscles in, MT trailer to transport all your MT products, MT bed sheets, MT body wash, MT cutlery for your MT oatmeal, MT dog food so you dog can look as good as you. i might have left some out, sorry.
but trust me this works just look at my stats
Dude !

I have the Prototype 216 bed sheets, recovery has never been better !
 
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It all makes sense now. It Kicks in better if it has Kic in it!!!

Whats their Pct? Insulin?
You only use MuscleTech for PCT when using MuscleTech products if you wanna keep the gains. Man, you have soo much to learn.

Refer to the special 4 page report in next months Muscular Development for more details...
 
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You only use MuscleTech for PCT when using MuscleTech products if you wanna keep the gains. Man, you have soo much to learn.

Refer to the special 4 page report in next months Muscular Development for more details...
Jesus Im such a freakin noob! I should have known.
 
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Jesus Im such a freakin noob! I should have known.
It's tough work trying to keep up with all the technology MuscleTech put's into their products, so it's very understandable BigBeazy.

You'll get it sooner or later though :cheers:
 
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Thank god. I want to know the secrets of becoming Mr. O, gettings huge, and type two.
 
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