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I almost believed for a second that i actually said that...

A female Nurse in the Emergency Room in the Hospital last night said to me in front of her friends, "Chris if I were straight, you'd be my boyfriend."
 
I almost believed for a second that i actually said that...

A female Nurse in the Emergency Room in the Hospital last night said to me in front of her friends, "Chris if I were straight, you'd be my boyfriend."

She probably said if YOU were straight but you misheard.

Baked ziti and turkey meatballs on the menu. Flakey connect wont call back, sucks. May have to wind down with some vino and 5-htp, ghetto style.

I gotta move my ass to cali and get a "Green card". So tired of this crap! :zx11pissed:
 
I gotta move my ass to cali and get a "Green card". So tired of this crap! :zx11pissed:

Werd, Demlet...........I got mucho connects out here.......coldies and prips on me if you ever make it out to NorCal.. :439: :cheers:


New York steak and Ceasar salad with Merlot going over here. :food:
 
What up my good Dems??

Top Sirloin and Prips goin'

Niners pulled off a nail biter........Thank God Cutler sux..... :laugh:


New package of Vit.C showed up today. :)
 
day off SFW, but not JO . . . going to see Pearl Jam and Ben Harper toms night!

Cajun chicken for the Q, BA Salad, neovar happening for lunch then beach :thumbsup:
 
Sup demlets! Awesome SFW session this afternoon. Hit a squat PR of 525x7, though I'm not quite sure it counts as it was on a friggin smith machine, since this ***gy gym has no squat rack.

Just got in from "Thirsty Thursday" (friday this time). That's a ritual around here on payday where everyone heads to the pub after their last class. After the pub, we took it back here for a few more pints and prips.
 
I had a super Leg SFW session yesterday. my fukking ass is hurting so bad.

How do you guys feel about only eating 25grams of Carbs a day? Because that's what i've been doing. I've been eating only protein sources and as much vegetables as possible..

Input people, i need input!
 
Well i just started eating low carbs a couple days ago. I read it in my "Iron Man" magazine. i think you want to eat around 35 Carbs each day.. but it varies.

Oh and i actually did some Lunges for the first time ever. and they are killer! I need a Spotter!
 
Well i just started eating low carbs a couple days ago. I read it in my "Iron Man" magazine. i think you want to eat around 35 Carbs each day.. but it varies.

Oh and i actually did some Lunges for the first time ever. and they are killer! I need a Spotter!

I thought your sister spotted your lunges? . . and I think you're on the right path with Iron Man magazine, just make sure you've got all your MuscleTech products to assist you gain 9lb in 9 days :twak:
 
oh yea Lots of MuscleTech over here... that shtt cost too much and is probably worthless for all i know..

I did find some Optimum Nutrition Gold Standard Whey for 39.89$ on ebay with Free Shipping. The only flavor at that price is Double Chocolate. but it'll be good enough at that price :)


$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$


And my sister wasn't here to spot my Lunges today.... but for real, I did my lunges at the end of my workout and that shtt aint no joke
 
Fatass b/w-only lunges! :toofunny:

No joke though. I saw this fat guy try to do a lunge with only his b/w and the fat, pathetic lard ass couldn't even get back up! :lmao: I wanted so badly just to walk over there and kick his pathetic big mac guzzling ass while he was trying to get back up, and humiliate him in front of the entire gym, just for being such a fat pathetic piece of sh!t.

Then, I'da screamed at him............GICH!
 
The one in the middle has the most prominent toe IMO!!! :cheers:


2nd from the right looks like she sportin' a lil' landing strip. Invalid Link Removed
 
Dubs might be the only person to appreciate this clip...........

youtube.com/watch?v=KYCjWUVMNks

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Jay V 24 again"


Sup dems...haven't posted in at least a week...been bustin my hump at work, 7:30am till 6:30pm everyday...hustlin'. Been readin a bit here and there though...that roids doll pic was classic Saney.

Sick as a dog, been dealin with a ballbreaker of a cold/flu/whatever since Wednesday. Physically feel like ass, but mentally felt great today, natural Friday high. Some Lemon Kush from my local medical caregiver and I'm in the Sportscenter/basketball zone, chief.

Will hop on a bit more over the weekend. Stay clean. :bandit:
 
HAHAHAHA....funny cuz it's true. When that song comes on my ipod SFW mix, I'm instantly amped. Walkin round the gym with swagger like "ok, now its time to do work!". :drillsergeant:

Same almost goes for this one. I dare you to listen to it without bobbin your head like a rooster on meth.

Dr. Dre is the effin man.
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Fatass b/w-only lunges! :toofunny:

No joke though. I saw this fat guy try to do a lunge with only his b/w and the fat, pathetic lard ass couldn't even get back up! :lmao: I wanted so badly just to walk over there and kick his pathetic big mac guzzling ass while he was trying to get back up, and humiliate him in front of the entire gym, just for being such a fat pathetic piece of sh!t.

Yeah, **** that obese guy doing lunges and ****, god forbid anyone would have the balls to start out a workout routine to better themselves even moreso when they know ****tards are snickering and cracking jokes about em in the same room, how dare them! Everone, especially him, should start lunges out with no less than triple their body weight in each DB because anything else is unacceptable to the BB Gods!

Damn bro I really wish I didn't have to comment on your post, it's just that damn holier than thou attitude you're slangin' is bigger than the nuts on van wilder's dog colossus, it's ridiculous a so-called body builder claims to want to knock out a fat dude just because he's not at said person's expected level of performance, we were all new to the gym at one point.

I'd say the guy who has the balls to do bodyweight lunges unsuccessfully in a gym knowing good and well douches are cracking on him deserves and has earned his space on the gym floor. If you feel the need to insult his struggling to the point that you would kick a fellow body sculptor (abet novice) to make him fall over and become humiliated, then you've got enough wrong upstairs that you need to take a step back to reassess your insecurities bro.. :cheers:
 
I'd say the guy who has the balls to do bodyweight lunges unsuccessfully in a gym knowing good and well douches are cracking on him deserves and has earned his space on the gym floor. If you feel the need to insult his struggling to the point blah, blah, blah.......I'm a flaming homo and I like obese guys!.. :cheers:

It's Clean Thread humour broskie. You haven't been around here long enough to understand and appreciate it. :cheers:
 
Seriously?

Blah Blah Blah. I be sticking my nose around in the CT so i can hopefully find something morally wrong or upsetting. Then I'll go about and prove a point or sum10... My mother still does my laundry and cleans my room. Roids you are such a bad guy blah blah blah... and I'm only posting this because in all truth I envy you soo much and I wish i had your Godly Like Lats.

I think that some people can't handle the CT (Clean Thread), and should stay clear of the content within and strongly refrain from posting replies you read in here.

and........... GICH
 
That wasn't a crack/reference on you either BHG. There actually was this guy at my gym who was watching a guy do DB lunges. He then tried to do one himself w/out weight and couldn't get up. He probably weighed 300ish. I actually felt kinda bad for the dude and just looked the other way as if I didn't notice.

But, some folks don't get CT humour and should prolly stay clear of this area. I should neg that effer, but then he might hit me back with his size 28 e-penis. :lmao:
 
is this the not bigs section?

today i'm gonna mainline 9 RPM, and then i'm gonna do some cross-training using my nordic trac and the perfect push-up... then slam down 400g worth of protein shakes with my neovar and cocoa crispies
 
That wasn't a crack/reference on you either BHG. There actually was this guy at my gym who was watching a guy do DB lunges. He then tried to do one himself w/out weight and couldn't get up. He probably weighed 300ish. I actually felt kinda bad for the dude and just looked the other way as if I didn't notice.

But, some folks don't get CT humour and should prolly stay clear of this area. I should neg that effer, but then he might hit me back with his size 28 e-penis. :lmao:

I know it wasn't a crack on me. I can take a joke, and I love'em or I wouldn't set up myself to look like a ***got when i continue to talk about screwing Jay in his tight Arse..

And what i said about Lunges only reminded you of an occasion.. thats all..

But dude, i couldn't even finish the second set of lunges because my legs were shot... and my right knee hurts when i do them, even when i lunge with my left leg... ugh it sucks


Can anyone hook me up with a good Shoulder Workout? I need to get my shoulders looking better... they are one spot i really lack size in... well, that and my Pubic area..... :(
 
lolz, Ive just got back from Pearl Jam concert as high as a giraffes arse!

No AP, however I sold some cilias to a dumbarse harassing me for X . . . $50! Bwahahaha!

ECU . . . heavyweight negs for being a wanker :gay:
 
If you aint never been to the CT, don't ever come to the CT, cuz you wouldn't understand the CT, so stay the f#ck outta the CT.


Sup Movin_Weight! Still RPM'n your way down to 0%BF? Careful with that stuff...that's how Kory Stringer died!
 
lolz, Ive just got back from Pearl Jam concert as high as a giraffes arse!

No AP, however I sold some cilias to a dumbarse harassing me for X . . . $50! Bwahahaha!


Nice, I surfed with Eddie Vedder once at Wind N Sea in La Jolla.......well, not with him, but we were both surfing the same reef break.......He used to live in Encinitas, Ca.

Anyway......how was the concert?, saw them in San Diego years ago....good gig.

Good work on clowning that chump for $50 for the Vit.C :laugh:

'bout to pop some "C" shortly, as the chick rolls into town soon. :439:


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My connect for tree is flaking on me right now....... :zx11pissed:
 
Just finished my wonderful Shoulder Routine.

DB Shoulder Press, Upright Rows, DB Lateral Raises, DB Front Raises, DB Bentover Lateral Raises, and Barbel Shoulder Press. 3 sets and 8-10 reps each.

Is it ok? I just pulled it from a Website real fast before i went into the Best Home Gym :)
 
I just had a car full of fatties honk their horn at me when i pulled up to the light. I ignored, then at the next light i hear "HEyyyyyyyyyyyyy"

I glance over and its 4 pigs in a civic. I bet if Jake varner and BHG were in the car, they would of forced me at knifepoint to pull over immediately.

Anyway, f*ckin sooo bored right now. I feel you on the flakey connect, WS.

Everytime i call now i gotta hear the word "drought"....

Im like wtf? Cant be that bad. I just need a more reliable source. flakey bastards! cant a guy get a steady supply of tree at will anymore? jesus christ. stress level is BUILDINGGGGGG!
 
WS, yeah the concert was epic. I was peaking off my tits on disco biscuits lol. Plenty of classics, not much of the nu shyte no-one knew. I seen them in Athens Greece before, never dissappoint man.

Jay those Salad-Dodgers prob. honking at your choice of Light Beer . . . . bwahahahaha!
 
Oh man i would have jumped out the window of Jay's car and just threw myself on those fat women and did all kinds of Motor boats, titty twisters and tummy tucks... mmmm mmmm
 
lol definitely. My favorite nurse gave me a nice big hug last night. Damn they make good money. There is this one fat chick who will be a nurse in about 6 months and she wants to marry me lol but no... not gonna happen... she would be by far the biggest chick i've ever been with... not gonna happen..

February Gentlemen! That's when I might be getting my full time job! Then comes the Neovar!
 
I just thought of a good band name:

Captain Reacharound & the LHJOs

. .You could be in it BHG, playing the pink oboe :)

Brilliant! Can I be in the band? I can't play an intstrument, but I could smash y'alls guitars and **** at the end. Or, we could be one of those alternative bands that just comes out on stage and refuses to play. Just some fude for thought.

GICH!
 
i think you should do the rmp/drive stack....neovar is for pussies!

LMFAO! Dude, RMP/DRIVE is probably the biggest worthless trash in the world.

Neovar all the way


And I do have a job now.. But i'm not full time. I'm trying to get a Corrections Job so i can start pulling in some serious cash
 
Brilliant! Can I be in the band? I can't play an intstrument, but I could smash y'alls guitars and **** at the end. Or, we could be one of those alternative bands that just comes out on stage and refuses to play. Just some fude for thought.

GICH!

Damn straight you can roids! What about security? That's a good position for a Big . . .

You'll need to keep an eye of Capt Reacharound, he's a loose cannon! . .and ensure BHG's pink oboe solos dont get too out of hand!
 
I ain't going anywhere near BHG when he's weilding that pink oboe! That effer prolly makes Kenny G look like an amateur when he goes to town on that biatch! :paranoid:
 
Damn straight you can roids! What about security? That's a good position for a Big . . .

You'll need to keep an eye of Capt Reacharound, he's a loose cannon! . .and ensure BHG's pink oboe solos dont get too out of hand!

Speaking of security I got a stange call just today from an old friend, an ex-marine and bouncer for a place downtown. He was asking if I had any spare time, and wanted to make a buck or two I could come down.

I kinda shrugged him off and got the conversation over quick. Last time I talked to him was about 1.5 years ago when he wanted me really bad to co-bounce a hardcore spanish nite club with him. By hardcore i mean knife fights every nite, a shooting every week and gang fights out in the parkling lot every night. He also told me if they (the bouncers) went to far it wasnt a big deal as the cops were all on our side, many of them were illegals, and we had free reign on how far we wanted to beat the crap outta somebody.

Due to that previous conversation, and the fact that this guy has a death wish, I gratefully declined. I dont feel like getting shot anytime soon by some gangbanger on a grudge, just for a $100 cash at the end of the night.
 
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