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BestHomeGym said:
LOL, it was a Birthday gift from friends of mine. I only plugged it once and it scraped my weener because the hole wasn't big enough... She's been deflated ever since!!
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I think you abducted it from a department mall when it's mother wasnt paying attention :ninja:
 
LOL, Well Your Highness, I was thinking that they made the hole in her mouth just a little small because i sure as hell ain't packing. her Butt sleeve made a good fit though, prolly still a little Vaseline still in there... i mean, who really feels like cleaning out some plastic arse-hole right after you bust a big one in it?

Some fat chick wanted to come over last night but i told her i was too tired, then i pounded the blow up doll one last time... I'm gonna miss her <3
 
looks like i got a 3some sorted for my 23rd birthday in a few weeks. boom
 
BestHomeGym said:
Some fat chick wanted to come over last night but i told her i was too tired, then i pounded the blow up doll one last time... I'm gonna miss her <3
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You turned down sex for a doll? :wtf1:


Seriously, I would take a fat girl who can't cook anyday. I mean she HAS to be good at something to make her desirable to men. And if it isn't looks, and it isn't cooking...
 
Nah, the fat girl likes to hang out and she stays up until 5am like every morning... i was super tired around 10:30pm and i wasn't gonna be able to hang...
 
Ah, I hate it when they want to hang around after.... just GTFO!

I guess thats the beauty of prostitution, you aren't paying for sex, you are paying them to leave afterward.
 
Party time Dem-lets..........stocked on the "C" and Sailor Jerry........need to score some tree and I'll be set for a weekend of AP and drunken debauchery.:cheers:



:439:
 
country1911 said:
Ah, I hate it when they want to hang around after.... just GTFO!

I guess thats the beauty of prostitution, you aren't paying for sex, you are paying them to leave afterward.
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Well, i'm not even to the point where i'm ****ing her yet... our next step is to "Spoon" which can't be far away from the jackpot, but ya know... i dont wanna ****ing hang out until 5am!!! I want to get my nut off and go to sleep for christ's sake.

Is that too much to ask for?
 
country1911 said:
:hitit:

I think it is impossible to watch Smokey and the Bandit and not want to hit that, even if she is like 65 now.
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Well Jay will appreciate the support Im sure. You see, Sally Fields has moved in next door and there is an AP opportunity at hand. :lol:

btw, Welcome to the CT country1911 :cheers:
 
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGiLgkSzGI0"]YouTube- Dr. Phil Soundboard Prank Call (Crying Woman)[/ame]

this is p1ss funny! :toofunny:
 
Bitch dont you call here no more!

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko-ddxtSiQg&feature=related"]YouTube- Judge Judy calls a gangsta[/ame]
 
 
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Vxix18i04"]YouTube- Samuel L. Jackson Soundboard Prank Call[/ame]



"Get the fuk outta my face with that sh!t!"
 
Jay V 24 said:
Dubs might be the only person to appreciate this clip...........

youtube.com/watch?v=KYCjWUVMNks
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I see your Game and raise ya a little Tiger Style

WU TANG!
 
Trains: the not-drug.




[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNRAdNVUpxY&feature=player_embedded"]YouTube- GUY GETS HIT BY TRAIN[/ame]
 
Jesus H Christ........you guys are spamming the shi t outta the CT with all the Youtube....:zx11pissed:

Back on topic........Just scored sum squishy NorCal Indica bud from my neighbor........stuff is so wheelchair.......I'm hella baked right now.. :439:

:cheers:

I swear this stuff almost sticks to the wall like velcro... :cheers:
 
Chick friend of mine just texted me from a local club asking me to come out.......I just SFW, took heavy prips, and took a hot shower........I'm sooo relaxed right now I don't think I could pull it off......I've already AP'ed her once a couple months back......she just got divorced and she seems to be sowing her wild oats...kinda a mini-big, but gorgeous other than that........unless I can get her to come over here after partying I think I might just wait for my chick to come into town tommorrow night.........:13:


Alright you Woman experts........should I text back and say come over after clubbing or just chill and get hella stoney and go to bed? :wall:
 
this is what you should do:

txt her to say come over, telling her where the spare key is . . . . when she arrives, her orders are to put on some purple make-up and impersonate the Purple Penis Eater while you sleep!

. . . in the meantime have another prip, drop some neovar and get some z z z z 's




GICH~!
 
Excellent CT advices. You should do what jake said. Just toke up, get some zzzs till she's done clubbing, AP, then roll over and grab some more zzzzs. Kind of like Pappa Johns delivery. If you're too tired to get up later, just don't answer the door. If she's a semi Big, she will forgive you.

GICH!
 
Morning fruitcakes!

Whats on the agenda for you dems?

Packin my crap and headin back to NC. Saw some places in South Carolina along I-95 on the way here for fireworks.

Love to get my hands on some M80's or Something similar. Any of you southerners know if those roadside places sell good sh*t?
 
If they have stores up there it might be. I always saw them around Bama, so I'm assuming it's a good-size SE chain. You might wanna google them.
 
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damn, Jay V! Shove the 95 up your anus! You should have some Sally Fields saggy t1ts slash AP stories by now!

LMAO.

I whacked my bean and suddenly she was wayyy less attractive.
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If you're still pinning a gram a week of test, BHG's wimmens prolly look hot as f*ck when you haven't whacked it for a coupla days.
 
Supp Sippz...........
No AP of semi-big last night........we set sum10 up for later next week.......was way too tired, plus my nympho chick that used to work at a sex shop is coming over tonight.......she mighta smelt semi-big on me and freaked out.........chicks can sense this shi t no matter how many showers you take:saroll:

SFW, prips, then jacuzzi wit coldies.........:cheers:
 
Whats up sippers?

BHG's not-biggery is killing me! WTF was up with that manakin? :dunno:

Slowly but surely making progress with my neovar. Up 18.5lbs BIITCHES :afro: Although im still neither big, jacked or desireable :twak:
 
Doogsy123 said:
Whats up sippers?

BHG's not-biggery is killing me! WTF was up with that manakin? :dunno:

Slowly but surely making progress with my neovar. Up 18.5lbs BIITCHES :afro: Although im still neither big, jacked or desireable :twak:
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That Manikin was some hot **** back in the virgin days. She has a Tight ****, what can i say? And now its sooo much hotter because i dressed her up like some Big from a gym i fantasize about going to all the time... I guess i'm gay now or sum10

But you're up 18.5lbs on your Cycle? What are you running? But even though you're up that much weight i could still kick your skinny ass!!
 
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