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there's definately an Anti-Big Conspiracy going down!

. . . btw BestHomeGym, it looks like the Not Bigs around here are challenging your CT Resident Fatarse status . . . . I'm not looking to de-throne you mate :lol:
 
jakellpet said:
there's definately an Anti-Big Conspiracy going down!

. . . btw BestHomeGym, it looks like the Not Bigs around here are challenging your CT Resident Fatarse status . . . . I'm not looking to de-throne you mate :lol:
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Yeah you can keep your throne, he just wants to be your queen! :lol:
 
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jdeqKte98g&feature=related"]YouTube - Pablo Francisco - old people talk dirty[/ame]



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Vance said:
Yeah you can keep your throne, he just wants to be your queen! :lol:
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Jeepers Vance!

After reports of you hocking your hole down at the Freo docks last weekend dressed only in arse-less sailors pants, the irony of that post could be cut with a knife!




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:toofunny: Y'all dems be hatin' up in here! BHG is a fat arse with 49% bf, jake bangs sheep, and Vance wears assless sailor pants and gets fisted at pride rallies!!! Oh, and Al's woman likes to fist him with no Kentucky jelly!
 
BTW, Syberia is awfully cold this time of year. I believe that's where many disloyal counter-revolutionaries spent their days at one time.
 
Roids, do you live in a Hostel with other not bigs or have they housed you in a seperate unit? 6:30 am...Gonna get my 1500k calorie breaksfast on and then expell my farts into the Gym. Hopefully they got the fans pumpin up in there.
 
For Roids: I do not have 49% body fat god damnit! I'm actually looking much better than i used to. i think my Wal-Mart scale still says 25% though :( of course its hard to believe that.. i was 24% BF back in High School when i did absolutely nothing and thats when I was pure blub.

I would be very upset if i was not under 20% BF..

And holy ****, Welcome Jay . You are one sexy lookin Pourto Rican. I'd hit that 7 ways till Sunday.. Maybe Al's girl didn't use all that asstroglide on him yet and can let me borrow a little so we can have some easy coasting ;)

Ok guys, I have many AP stories to tell.. But i dont know which one to tell first. So you guys can vote


1) Fat chick who came over and got drunk with her ugly ass friend and wound up being a funny night lol

Or

2) Golden Shower!!
Or

3) Optically blurring AP story. Literally


Start the Polls!
 
down 4lbs since i last weighed myself. 6pack is in site!
 
LHJO Fail + Roids-like-manikin-in-a-dress-not-in-shot-Fail = Epic Fail.

Jay strikes me as the type of guy who likes light beer and big black women... Welcome to the board dude. :D

:pirate:
 
Vance said:
LHJO Fail + Roids-like-manikin-in-a-dress-not-in-shot-Fail = Epic Fail.

Jay strikes me as the type of guy who likes light beer and big black women... Welcome to the board dude. :D

:pirate:
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Good guess. This looks like a nice site. Hopefully i wont get banned.

So...My mom's neighbor looks exactly like Sally Field. Prob the same age too. Anyway, my mother was having a convo with her on the lawn. I come outside with a glass of lemonade, flip flops on, wife beater, gym shorts

I walk over and she introduces me to her. We just had this weird prolonged eye contact moment...and it kinda moved a bit. Seriously. It kinda shifted a bit. I mean shes very fit and MILFY with these big brown eyes and long lashes.

How old is too old? I mean id totally twist this old brauds back out in a heartbeat. Pretty crazy. usually not attracted to oldies.

Damn i need to get home and get laid already
 
This is so wrong in so many ways! May the CT never die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :toofunny:

BHG, I am deeply offended that you weren't doing a LHJO! No reps for that!
 
Jay V 24 said:
Good guess. This looks like a nice site. Hopefully i wont get banned.

So...My mom's neighbor looks exactly like Sally Field. Prob the same age too. Anyway, my mother was having a convo with her on the lawn. I come outside with a glass of lemonade, flip flops on, wife beater, gym shorts

I walk over and she introduces me to her. We just had this weird prolonged eye contact moment...and it kinda moved a bit. Seriously. It kinda shifted a bit. I mean shes very fit and MILFY with these big brown eyes and long lashes.

How old is too old? I mean id totally twist this old brauds back out in a heartbeat. Pretty crazy. usually not attracted to oldies.

Damn i need to get home and get laid already
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New-Big-Jay, you should

-drop the VitC,
-give Sally Fields the AP, then
-report the details back to the CT :thumbsup:

. . . or at least get her to LHJO :laugh:
 
Im in the mood for some classics....

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSuvOVH0aSQ"]YouTube- I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH[/ame]




"You betta run Charles!!! Get dat sh!t outta my face."
 
brk_nemesis said:
Im in the mood for some classics....

"You betta run Charles!!! Get dat sh!t outta my face."
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Nevermind, maybe a bit much even though it's on youtube.

I'll leave this here though, 0dJu1Jj7VTw and leave you to your own devices.
 
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roids1 said:
This is so wrong in so many ways! May the CT never die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :toofunny:

BHG, I am deeply offended that you weren't doing a LHJO! No reps for that!
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Well, for you and everyone, i was standing in front of a Mirror when i was jerking off.. SOOO, if it looks like i'm using my right hand, it means i was in fact using my left..

So give me my reps you mother FUKKERS!

and since i didn't get any reps because the Blow up doll didn't look like Roids, I fixed it and now it is his Twin :) Enjoy!

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LOL, it was a Birthday gift from friends of mine. I only plugged it once and it scraped my weener because the hole wasn't big enough... She's been deflated ever since!!
 
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