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Doogsy - My advice, as always...play it cool. The 1st chick (hotter) already knows you're kinda into her. That's more than enough. That seed has been planted. Now...play it cool. If she knows you're into her, then you're all over her sh!t, it'll turn her off. Be around, be charming, but don't pursue very hard, if at all.

"Treat a hot chick like dirt and she'll stick to you like mud."

A fun plan might be some light flirting with the 2nd broad. This could lead to a couple different scenarios.

One scenario (ultimate) would be that #2 gives you knob, #1 gets jealous and decides to also give you knob.

Another scenario (desirable) is that by flirting (just a bit) with #2, it makes #1 want your junk and you get the hotter girl.

Third scenario (acceptable) is that you flirt with #2, then #1 decides she doesn't care, and you wind up hooking up with #2 only. (knob is knob) Play it cool and you'll get your pickle wet with at least one of these broads.

GICH!
 
#2. What good does the added hotness do if you ain't hitting anything. Get the guaranteed lay, then go after the hotter one. You can always say "sh!t, I don't know WTF I was thinking if she gives you sh!t about having banged #2."

GICH!
 
roids1 said:
Supp semen sipperz!! Alfonse, I usually take about .5 to .75ml of the vitamin C for massive wood. However, given your advanced age, you might wanna start with 1ml, then go up from there. :toofunny: I believe you get to stay rock hard and extra 30 min for every ml. Sum10 like'at.
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Is 1 full dropper equal to 1 ml ?????

I need to know this shi t before tonight.....:drillsergeant:

:afro:
 
Whitesnake said:
Is 1 full dropper equal to 1 ml ?????

I need to know this shi t before tonight.....:drillsergeant:

:afro:
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You fukkers are useless........Where's Willp or JayV when I need them?.....Guess I'll just take 1 full dropper when the skirt gets here after The Cowboy game.......Thanks for nothing, Dems :afro:
 
Whitesnake said:
You fukkers are useless........Where's Willp or JayV when I need them?.....Guess I'll just take 1 full dropper when the skirt gets here after The Cowboy game.......Thanks for nothing, Dems :afro:
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you knew the answer all along Brownie . . . use the force :thumbsup:
 
This is comical........I used to get like 10 responses to a post about Vit C....................got 2 hours to make a decision guess I'll go with 1 full vial and see what happens
 
Sorry bro, I've never used that stuff though. You know Doc Hoops likes giving advices but I'm outta my element here Donny.

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No worries, Demlet........I'll report back after a 1 dropper dose:afro:

Just gonna guess that 1 dropper full is 1 ml. :paranoid:
 
I've taken Viagra a coupla times. Always took a 1/2 or a 1/4. Still gave me great wood like 20-40 min after taking it. Unless you're having trouble achieving wood natty, you should get pornstar wood with even a 1/2 dose.
 
JW32Hoops said:
I've taken Viagra a coupla times. Always took a 1/2 or a 1/4. Still gave me great wood like 20-40 min after taking it. Unless you're having trouble achieving wood natty, you should get pornstar wood with even a 1/2 dose.
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No worries with wood at all.......just wanted to enhance the experience:afro:

Wanna destroy the P :afro:
 
Whitesnake said:
This is comical........I used to get like 10 responses to a post about Vit C....................got 2 hours to make a decision guess I'll go with 1 full vial and see what happens
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well, the safe option would be go a cheeky half, then top up if needed. I hear you can phuc your junk up by taking too much.

It'd be like holding a balloon over a running tap.

GICH!
 
Thanks for dissin' my advices then following it k...let! 1ml will give you mad wood! Try rubbing one out before hand just to be sure. But, if one ml won't do it, then nothing will.
 
SHUT UP AND SQUAT!

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1 dropper is fine Al. A full dropper is slightly more than a ML but not by much. Maybe 1.25

If you look at identical Chem1 droppers, the 1ml mark is around the 3/4 mark.

It takes longer to kick in than viagra so give it a couple of hours prior to actual ap.

But 25mg of C is way stronger than V. 25 of c is like 100 of V.
 
Been hammerin girl silly last night and today.........she's out at a comedy club with her girlfriend til midnight..........gonna hammer it silly again when she gets back.......One dropper of Vit C is bomb.........I've tapped her 5 times so far and still haven't busted a nut yet:paranoid:


Gonna paste her face tonight if it's the last thing I do :laugh:
 
Doogsy123 said:
Old age catching u with you Dem!

Actually thats happened to me twice when ive been really drunk. It was 2 different chicks and just as embarassing each time :sigh1:
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It's not embarrassing at all........just the opposite.......She digs it that I can just pound for days:afro:

Should be a good one tonight when she comes back from the club all drunk and horny:147:

Gonna Q some 96% fat free Burgers with Pepperjack now.........Merlot to follow and maybe a p-rip of Purple:privateeye:
 
Whitesnake said:
It's not embarrassing at all........just the opposite.......She digs it that I can just pound for days:afro:

Should be a good one tonight when she comes back from the club all drunk and horny:147:

Gonna Q some 96% fat free Burgers with Pepperjack now.........Merlot to follow and maybe a p-rip of Purple:privateeye:
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they love that shyte! And when the nutz get busted there's no need for tissues . . .more like a mop and bucket :lol:

. . . I got 2 internet dates tonight. If the 1st ones not a minger I got the 2nd as a backup :thumbsup: Effing Gold Mine dems! :afro:
 
jakellpet said:
they love that shyte! And when the nutz get busted there's no need for tissues . . .more like a mop and bucket :lol:

. . . I got 2 internet dates tonight. If the 1st ones not a minger I got the 2nd as a backup :thumbsup: Effing Gold Mine dems! :afro:
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Good work Jake :afro:.........That Liquid "C" is like doing a Vodka shot.......stuff tastes sooo brutal......:afro:
 
jakellpet said:
they love that shyte! And when the nutz get busted there's no need for tissues . . .more like a mop and bucket :lol:

. . . I got 2 internet dates tonight. If the 1st ones not a minger I got the 2nd as a backup :thumbsup: Effing Gold Mine dems! :afro:
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Now, this is what the CT is meant for! :bling:
 
The CT does nothing. Its Like the SubForum version of neovar.

You guys AP about as much as my grandma. and shes been dead for years.

Al, congrats on finally overcoming your Flaccid erectile Dysfunctional state. There will be no more laughter, no more al.

Roids, any wok assaults as of late?

Hoops, good catch on the Blurred face. I was hoping no one would catch on.

Jakelpet, wtf are the origins of such a gay name?

Doogs, thanks for the rep nig.

Will P...He back from hiatus yet?

Where the fack is Sane?

Did Duke figure out a way to get back? he's gay anyway. i saw him at my gym SFW on the smith machine.
 
The chick I'm seeing and The Redhead came home from comedy club last night......they got kicked out for being fukked up and heckling some Midget comedian........they walk in and I swear to God start pulling each others tops down and start sucking each others tits right in front of me.......:afro:

The dudes across from my apt. got a full show as well.......they did it right front of the balcony slider and they were watching as was I :)

I mentioned it this morning and my chick says NO chance of a threesome and to get the thought outta my head. :(
 
LMAO @ H8Duke on the smith machine :lol:

Nah, Willis is still on vacation...not sure if he got banned or if he's just not posting for some reason. No word on your lover Saney either. Last I heard he had a bad accent whilst attempting to braid his back hair.

Doogs, how's it goin with broad #1 & 2? Heed my advices young sir. :drillsergeant:

Love a good ground 'n' pound, but don't you wanna just release after a while Alfonse? :dunno: Is this the ginger? Pics...? :privateeye:

EDIT: Just read your story 'bout the broads makin out in front of your apt....they didn't come in? Didn't want any hog? Haven't you banged them both already...and they're saying no to a 3way? That's just flat-out unfair.
 
JW32Hoops said:
EDIT: Just read your story 'bout the broads makin out in front of your apt....they didn't come in? Didn't want any hog? Haven't you banged them both already...and they're saying no to a 3way? That's just flat-out unfair.
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NO! They were IN my Apt. standing in front of my balcony slider...Redhead had big pencil eraser nipps.....I had full wood, then the Redhead sterting throwing up and we had to take her home....I bet if she didn't get sick I woulda been in for a very fun night. :afro:

Still AP'ed mine, but I still want the Redhead.....

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JW32Hoops said:
Doogs, how's it goin with broad #1 & 2? Heed my advices young sir. :drillsergeant:
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Just got back from the party they were meant to be at but neither of them turned up :sigh1: One of broad #1 is in Ireland and god knows about the other. Effing waste of time! Still smashed about 16 bottles of beer + a few burgers for $14 in your money!

Both broads should be at the next party on the 4th Sep. Hopefully then will i heed the words of Uncle Hoops wisdom! :afro:
 
Whitesnake said:
NO! They were IN my Apt. standing in front of my balcony slider...Redhead had big pencil eraser nipps.....I had full wood, then the Redhead sterting throwing up and we had to take her home....I bet if she didn't get sick I woulda been in for a very fun night. :afro:

Still AP'ed mine, but I still want the Redhead.....
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Nipples larger than pygmy wood? Freaky. godam Rangas. . . .

1st date was good to go, but 2nd date turned up to the same wateringhole . . . wasn't impressed with the 'can't we all just be friends' line.

with a attitude like that she was getting no ap. But 1st date didnt mind. She turned out to be an utter fire engine, complete with siren. Got a drenching.

No vit C, but none needed. She was drinking cider all night. d1ckens Cider :lol:

god bless the internet :afro:
 
:toofunny: jake, that's hilarious. how'd they look? what site you cruise?

y'all watch True Blood? I've been watching since the first episode of season 1, but regardless of whether you watch it or not, it's got one of the coolest intros ever.

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The first one was a short-arse, but cute with that cheeky look. She did not give a damn about the double booking, and found it hillarious when the 2nd one rocked up.

The 2nd one was supposed to meet me somewhere else, but had popped in to where I was to have a few drinks. She was leggy and drop-dead gorgeous, but as it turns out not a team player.
 
Found out that Whitesnake works for a local TV station. Here's a video from today...


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Sup dems. Well, one week from tomorrow and I'll be headin' out across the pond. :confused: Sure hope things come outta the sh!tter here soon, especially by Feb.
 
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