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Whitesnake said:
Yeah......Virgin Islands.........just saw her car yesterday......A convertible BMW Z3.....:surprised:

Looked like this one.....

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She must be kinda rich:afro:
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Man be careful bout messin that one up then... Shoulda got her to take you to the Islands with her...
 
As always, play it cool. Be nice, but not too nice. Be flirty, but don't come on too strong. Once her friend is gone for a few days and it's the weekend (and the stories of the pipe you laid are dancing in her head) and you've had a few coldies together by the pool........then, you strike. If she's down with p-rips, ask if she wants to come over and get stoney. If she says yes, it's a done deal.

GICH!
 
JW32Hoops said:
As always, play it cool. Be nice, but not too nice. Be flirty, but don't come on too strong. Once her friend is gone for a few days and it's the weekend (and the stories of the pipe you laid are dancing in her head) and you've had a few coldies together by the pool........then, you strike. If she's down with p-rips, ask if she wants to come over and get stoney. If she says yes, it's a done deal.

GICH!
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Good advice. The force is strong in this one. :afro:
 
Werd! What Dr. Hoops said. For some reason, I thought you'd already AP'd the redhead. If her friend lives 2 hours away, you don't have to worry about her interfering. You're now a playa in her mind and that just makes you more exciting/interesting. She'll here about the great pipe you laid and will be so curious about your hog after that. Like JW said, a few coldies by the pool and it's on.
 
Just landed me a fatty raise at the old j-o-b......AND I'm getting tickets to all 4 Mets/Padres games Thurs-Sun as an early birthday present! Everything's comin up Dub. :439:
 
man, the only thing I can add is a warning. Be carefull of APing a Ranga - you might catch blood nut disease. Symptoms start with the odd freckle, red pube, lead to bad temper and aversion to sunlight. You'll end up looking like CT. No mates and hated.
 
jakellpet said:
man, the only thing I can add is a warning. Be carefull of APing a Ranga - you might catch blood nut disease. Symptoms start with the odd freckle, red pube, lead to bad temper and aversion to sunlight. You'll end up looking like CT. No mates and hated.
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I believe those are all symptoms of GINGERvitis, right Jake?
 
jakellpet said:
man, the only thing I can add is a warning. Be carefull of APing a Ranga - you might catch blood nut disease. Symptoms start with the odd freckle, red pube, lead to bad temper and aversion to sunlight. You'll end up looking like CT. No mates and hated.
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Ranga? Aussie for redhead?

We call them gingers over here. They have no souls.

So blood nut disease could also be called Gingervitis................
 
Call 'em whatever you want, but I'm on a mission for this Ginger:afro:

I want the Trifecta.....3 different bitches in 1 week :439:

Right now I'm still kinda :sick:.......need more rest:happysad:


Congrats on the raise, Dubb.......fukk.....you haven't even been there that long:surprised:


Outta Vikes and Ganj right now :(

Need to score a sakk before this weekend to lure the Redhead up to the apt. :439:
 
Yup, only been there 2 months, just scored an extra $10 an hour!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had never been with a ginger before the wife...totally dig it though.

How's that H-Drol treatin ya Al? I'm up 10lbs so far on M-Drol, but I'm about to go on a bender at these Met games Thurs-Sun. :drunk:
 
Whitesnake said:
Call 'em whatever you want, but I'm on a mission for this Ginger:afro:

I want the Trifecta.....3 different bitches in 1 week :439:

Right now I'm still kinda :sick:.......need more rest:happysad:


Congrats on the raise, Dubb.......fukk.....you haven't even been there that long:surprised:


Outta Vikes and Ganj right now :(

Need to score a sakk before this weekend to lure the Redhead up to the apt. :439:
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despite the stigma, it's a worthy pursuit. Trifecta's pay big dividends :thumbsup:
 
H-Drol is good, but this AP bender kinda ****ed up my work-outs for a few days.........Strength is up, but weight is about the same....I mainly did it for recomp purposes rather than to get huge......I like how I seem leaner on H-drol which is why it is my PH of choice........:afro:

Jeeez........$10/hr. raise:surprised:........whose knob you blowin' over there? :laugh:

Hit up the Western Metal building for a ****tail fer sure when you're at Petco:afro:


Edit: I can't even say Cokktail? :banghead:
 
I'll be at Western Metal, Basic, Tilted Kilt, all the usual Petco joints. :cheers:

Yeah, the raise was substantial to say the least, but it's more of a reflection on how sh!tty my starting rate was. Anyhoo, I'm not complaining. Gotta bust my @$$ this next month to ensure that my perm offer comes with a baller salary. :afro:

I hear ya on the workouts Alberto...I've been on a EOD schedule while on, but the next 4 days should be one big blur. :alcoholic:
 
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGXHxhDMBBY&feature=related"]YouTube - Angry NFL Coaches[/ame]


:laugh: :laugh:


Alot of other rants were better, but Callahan for The Raiders killed me......."We gotta be the dumbest team in America in terms of playing the game" :laugh:
 
JW32Hoops said:
My boss is :greddy2: and I haven't been shy about rocking smedium shirts, etc. :wall:
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All right! If your Boss is a Barney Frank, then it all makes more sense now. I don't blame ya though. I might polish a little knob right now for some extra bank also. Times are tough right now mah dem, so no shame in it. Just remember, breath through your nose.
 
Flirting your way up the corporate ladder....it's not just for chicks anymore! :lol:



1 step forward, 1 step back...wife put her notice in today. She was pulling a decent salary too. :pat:
 
bleep. bleep. bleep. Mother, motherbleep, mother, motherbleep, bleep. Motherbleep, motherbleep, noich, noich, noich. 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, noich, noich, noich. Smokin' weed, smokin' wizz. Doin' coke, drinkin' beers. Drinkin' beers, beers, beers. Rollin' fattys, smokin, blunts. Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts. Rollin' blunts and smokin'..."

Fifteen bucks, little man. Put that bleep in my hand. If that money doesn't show, then you owe me, owe me, owe. My jungle love, yeah, Owe-ee, owe-ee, owe. I think I wat to know ya, know ya. Yeah, what?"
 
Just scored seats, field level, 10th row, 3B side, for tomorrow night's game. Taking the wife, can't effing wait!

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jakellpet said:
bleep. bleep. bleep. Mother, motherbleep, mother, motherbleep, bleep. Motherbleep, motherbleep, noich, noich, noich. 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, noich, noich, noich. Smokin' weed, smokin' wizz. Doin' coke, drinkin' beers. Drinkin' beers, beers, beers. Rollin' fattys, smokin, blunts. Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts. Rollin' blunts and smokin'..."

Fifteen bucks, little man. Put that bleep in my hand. If that money doesn't show, then you owe me, owe me, owe. My jungle love, yeah, Owe-ee, owe-ee, owe. I think I wat to know ya, know ya. Yeah, what?"
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Nice one.......watching it is way funnier, though! :laugh:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-xKUU5sWS4&feature=PlayList&p=5E7A018E678EC5C0&index=0&playnext=1"]YouTube - Jay's Rap[/ame]

:afro:
 
Jay: "Mat mat mat."
Brodie: "L-l-lum."
Jay: "Mat mat mat."
Brodie: "Lip la.."
Jay: "Mat mat mat."
Brodie: "L-l-lum."
Jay: "Mat mat meaou."
Brodie: "Ma ma ma, ma ma-ma ma."
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^^^ Way cooler in txt!
 
some nice 80s metal. [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVIrz2VNyxY"]YouTube - Ronnie james dio-all the fools sailed away[/ame]
 
I'm a big metal head so. I mean real metal too, not ****ty nu metal. In fact I'm going to see Judas Priest and Heaven and Hell this month.
 
Define sh*tty new metal?

My sh*t:


THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST:
 
Anyway was working until 4pm today. The wouldnt let me take the day off for my birthday but did get a few beers instead
 
SilentBob187 said:
Define sh*tty new metal?

My sh*t:


THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST:
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****ty nu metal as in slipknot. "nu metal" is metal with hiphop elements. It's a genre. It doesn't really mean a song is new or old. BTW I love Maiden and that song. From wikipedia:
Nu metal is a sub-genre of heavy metal that emerged in the mid-1990s which combines grunge music,[1] alternative metal, funk metal, hip hop, and various other heavy metal influences such as industrial, groove and thrash. Now I love thrash and I like some grunge(Alice in Chains) but I can't stand nu metal aside from some songs here and there.
 
I was just thinking how Bengay is gay. No seriously it doesn't make you feel better, it just makes your skin feel like it's burning.
 
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yFCwDU3bw4"]YouTube - Mercyful Fate - The Witches Dance[/ame] love these guys
 
Doogsy123 said:
Anyway was working until 4pm today. The wouldnt let me take the day off for my birthday but did get a few beers instead
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Dude, you guys already get to take off a month every year. Now you think you need your fukkin b'day off also?!? :crying:
 
DerickVonD said:
****ty nu metal as in slipknot. "nu metal" is metal with hiphop elements. It's a genre. It doesn't really mean a song is new or old. BTW I love Maiden and that song.
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I gotcha.

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Hmmm, a few bands that I listen to now and again are on that list...but they don't sound like that definition.

Godsmack and Mudvayne on the same list as Limp Bizkit and Crazy Town? Are you kidding me?! That's like Led Zeppelin being on the same list as Simon & Garfunkle; or 2-Pac and Kanye.
 
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