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Timber's Epi Smash

VolcomX311 said:
I'm not familiar with Dieselnese yet, so I'm not picking up on the all the OOOO, MMM and ZZZZ's.

True story: So I'm waiting for my girlfriend's mom to call me back (any moment now, allegedly), to set up a time for me to come over and have the, "I plan on marrying your daughter speech", but I have to take a serious protein drop and my stomach is killing, but I'm not trying to answer the phone at our works public restroom. You can't fade that echoing in the restroom sound.
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i bet that speach is gonna be hard as ****
 
VolcomX311 said:
I'm not familiar with Dieselnese yet, so I'm not picking up on the all the OOOO, MMM and ZZZZ's.

True story: So I'm waiting for my girlfriend's mom to call me back (any moment now, allegedly), to set up a time for me to come over and have the, "I plan on marrying your daughter speech", but I have to take a serious protein drop and my stomach is killing, but I'm not trying to answer the phone at our works public restroom. You can't fade that echoing in the restroom sound.
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I once talked to a GF while taking a crap. She was all like "You taking a crap"?
 
buster0371 said:
Timber has to put the epi smash down just to get buff now, while I run TD form and get HUGE!

form is still not on the level as epi and stuff
and i havnt run 3 cycles back to back
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Oh give it a rest for crying out loud. 165lbs of hugeness. :toofunny:

Explain to me the "level" of Epi please.

That being said, you should know wtf you are taking and what it converts to before you take it.
 
GMG760 said:
Oh give it a rest for crying out loud. 165lbs of hugeness. :toofunny:

Explain to me the "level" of Epi please.

That being said, you should know wtf you are taking and what it converts to before you take it.
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:werd:

He problably didn't know Formestane is testosterone with a hydroxy group at the four position and is 65%androgenic compared to testosterone.
 
Height trumps abs. Girls don't like short dudes. Known fact. Look it up.
 
I wish to this day I was 6 foot :(.......abs ain't reall sh*t. I've got a 4 pack and I don't give a f*ck. I can handle whatever business needs to be taken care of.
 
MrBigPR said:
I was 19...f*ckin crazy....:dunno:
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19 was crazy for me in general, weed, XTC, LSD, shrooms, weed, LSD, binge drinking, munchies the gym and getting high on campus at the JC, compounded by adolescent depression of being smashed by the high school sweet heart, thus the depression, more drinking and snorting smashed up vicodin or inhaling it's fumes off a tin foil.

All I remember was I really liked 311 and Blink 182, I'm not sure how my brain left my adolescent years in a functional condition.
 
thats not true. short dudes just get short chicks. cant really get with a chick taller. i never had a problem getting girls. just the selection is less! i have a girlfriend right now. do you have a girlfriend right now timber?
 
MrBigPR said:
I wish to this day I was 6 foot :(.......abs ain't reall sh*t. I've got a 4 pack and I don't give a f*ck. I can handle whatever business needs to be taken care of.
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I've only got a barely visible 2 pac shaquir, so that makes me the fat ass of the group.
 
buster0371 said:
thats not true. short dudes just get short chicks. cant really get with a chick taller. i never had a problem getting girls. just the selection is less! i have a girlfriend right now. do you have a girlfriend right now timber?
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You haven't met too many vattos then. I swear all of their girlfriends are taller then they are.
 
MrBigPR said:
I wish to this day I was 6 foot :(.......abs ain't reall sh*t. I've got a 4 pack and I don't give a f*ck. I can handle whatever business needs to be taken care of.
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I don't feel "short" at 5'10. I don't feel tall, but I don't "feel" short. I feel pretty average joe at this height, but yeah, being 6' would be sick.
 
VolcomX311 said:
19 was crazy for me in general, weed, XTC, LSD, shrooms, weed, LSD, binge drinking, munchies the gym and getting high on campus at the JC, compounded by adolescent depression of being smashed by the high school sweet heart, thus the depression, more drinking and snorting smashed up vicodin or inhaling it's fumes off a tin foil.

All I remember was I really liked 311 and Blink 182, I'm not sure how my brain left my adolescent years in a functional condition.
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I've never done recreational stuff, only drinking. Ahh the college years....great stuff. I have some stories...

But Idk I was with this chick and I really liked her. Got laid all the damn time....so I said "eh why not" and brought up the marriage thing. Needless to say after the confrontation with her mom it showed me what I needed to do....beat some p*ssy. I ended up tagging damn near every girl in her anatomy class. It was awesome. Funny thing is, she never knew or found out.
 
buster0371 said:
thats not true. short dudes just get short chicks. cant really get with a chick taller. i never had a problem getting girls. just the selection is less! i have a girlfriend right now. do you have a girlfriend right now timber?
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You have a mommy right now. I would hardly call someone who blocks your internet and laughs about it while stalking you on a bodybuilding messageboard a functional relationship.
 
buster0371 said:
thats not true. short dudes just get short chicks. cant really get with a chick taller. i never had a problem getting girls. just the selection is less! i have a girlfriend right now. do you have a girlfriend right now timber?
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I've been with chicks taller than me....you have "Game" issues.
 
buster0371 said:
thats not true. short dudes just get short chicks. cant really get with a chick taller. i never had a problem getting girls. just the selection is less! i have a girlfriend right now. do you have a girlfriend right now timber?
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At this second, yes...

Is there a point coming here?
 
Word thats whats up. They have midseason signups on yahoo coming soon.

I'm in one "semi" competitive one this year. Usually do a tight money league for football that is a 1800+ pot with $100 entry fee.
 
MrBigPR said:
Wasn't it WWHJ....What would heavies juice :lol:
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I took some creative liberties... :lol:

I dunno WTF Buster be talkin... Homesboyie don's even gots abs nemore lolz.. He's rockin a 2 and a half pack.... Rawls.

Go check out my fight pics you little twirp. I was rockin an 8 pack at 165.
 
That's badass. 5500. I did a 20 teamer 2 years ago for 8g's that I managed to dominate.

Be careful telling buster you have fight pics he might try to :op:
 
VolcomX311 said:
The only way I'm ever get'n an 8 pack is if I'm going to the liquor store.
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I mean, I'm not saying it's easy... I actually have to bust my ass to get there and keep lean...

Not like a 20 year old that thinks he was yoked at a buck thirty.

Talk to me when you're 27 and pulling down some money.
 
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