Whats The Dumbest Thing You've Been Asked In Gym?

[Chops89]

Hahaha, some really funny things here. An old friend I bumped into gym on wednesday, had put on quite a bit of fat, well, he looked like he had a spare tyre around his waist to be honest, kinda like he was wearing an inflatable swimming float/ring around his stomach?! lol....

In a convo, he said to me..."Yeh man, I just really wana turn this fat into muscle" (while doing situps)

Anyone ever hear the Trying to turn this fat into muscle B.S?! Never seems to get old in my gym lol.

Haha.
Imagine if it were possible...eat like a pig, get fat as hell, then go to the gym for a couple months and come out looking like Arnold cause all the fat converted directly into muscle. No need to even watch your diet. What a fantasy.

 

[xink]

"Do you play soccer?"...completely out of nowhere.

I got that one last year too! I have legs like ****ing tree trunks (freakishly large with zero leg exercising) and an upper-body like a 15 year old girl (that I work on non-stop) so it wasn't too shocking! hah

Haha.
Imagine if it were possible...eat like a pig, get fat as hell, then go to the gym for a couple months and come out looking like Arnold cause all the fat converted directly into muscle. No need to even watch your diet. What a fantasy.

Reminds me of that late-night infommercial from the 90's with that dude yelling; "YOUR BODY IS A FURNACE!" and talking about eating pizza all day and being jacked as long as you bought their program!

 

[masterX]

two skinny guys tell me while i am doing dips "you use creatine"

me "yes i do"

then the guy turn the back to me and i can hear him talking quietly to his bro....

i answer:
"creatine is good but it won t give you muscles"

thebro asking "so you re not using creatine?"

me "yes, i do but creatine is just a supplement (blahblahblah)"
me "you need to come here like today and workout hard and sweet like i do"

theskinny ask me if their workout was enough (they did like two pullups sets of 3reps)

i answer "no you come here you workout one hour, you sweet and get pain"


It s was a bit harsch but they understood.
I saw the skinny last monday again no talk just "hello"

 

[crader]

I must not look friendly in the gym because I never get stupid comments.

Now outside the gym it seems to be daily. Especially the "Do you bodybuild?" Seriously, you have to ask!

Or the can I touch you? Uhm..no!!!

 

[Zero V]

I must not look friendly in the gym because I never get stupid comments.

Now outside the gym it seems to be daily. Especially the "Do you bodybuild?" Seriously, you have to ask!

Or the can I touch you? Uhm..no!!!

LOL seriously, people ask that. wow....being in great shape makes you a freak anymore....

 

[hardknock]

There's three things that come to mind.

1) Why are you using squats? Leg presses work the back of your legs and the front of your legs, that's why you can leg press more.

My answer:- That's not true. You can leg press more because you're supplemented to the seat pressing the external load over 45 degrees which factors in half the gravity in comparison to a squat, leg presses are quad dominant and are a MACHINE which allows your body to work only in a single plane of motion. The squat works the sagital plane significantly and overloads various muscle groups, it is considered the king of mass building exercises and causes testosterone and GH production in the body. If you're not satisfied with your squatting results, actually squat to or below parallel instead of your half squats.

2) Hey, mister, does this machine TONE you?

My answer:- Toning is dictated by bodyfat, exercises don't "tone you", they can build muscle but you have to be lean to be considered "toned", unless you're a genetic freak. Toning is more in the calorie deficient and intense cardio, not a machine fly.

3) The best overall mass building exercise is a machine fly.

My answer:- Shut up.

If you're taking that much time responding to someone, when do you work out?

If someone says something which i considered ignorant or pure bs, I just act as if I do not hear them and keep working out....don't have time to educate unless it's after i am done.

 

[masterX]

Today while working out two girls called me,

me "yes "

thegirls "we want to let you know you are beautiful, blahblah"

me "hmm i m not sure it is about me" (thinking rather about my body)

thegirls smiling close to my body and watching me

"You are beautiful and we wanted to tell you because we look at you working out and blahblah, we have friends with muscles but not like you it s amazing.. blahblah"

me "Well thank you it s very nice to know from you"

thegirls understood i was taking my rest (i was sweaty and taking my breath)

"We are going to let you"

Then one of the girls ask me

"Do you want a cookie " (it was not a cookie but a biscuit with pepite of chocolate)


me "no no thank you i m training, it s nice "

Then the girlfriend say to her friend

"ooooo, he is working out you do not want to give a biscuit, he need to keep his athlete body blahblah see you, keep on .... "


me ")))))))))))))))))))))) thank you haha"

 

[rammy222]

Today while working out two girls called me,

me "yes "

thegirls "we want to let you know you are beautiful, blahblah"

me "hmm i m not sure it is about me" (thinking rather about my body)

thegirls smiling close to my body and watching me

"You are beautiful and we wanted to tell you because we look at you working out and blahblah, we have friends with muscles but not like you it s amazing.. blahblah"

me "Well thank you it s very nice to know from you"

thegirls understood i was taking my rest (i was sweaty and taking my breath)

"We are going to let you"

Then one of the girls ask me

"Do you want a cookie " (it was not a cookie but a biscuit with pepite of chocolate)


me "no no thank you i m training, it s nice "

Then the girlfriend say to her friend

"ooooo, he is working out you do not want to give a biscuit, he need to keep his athlete body blahblah see you, keep on .... "


me ")))))))))))))))))))))) thank you haha"

W T F who takes cookies to the gym.... :wave2:

 

[bigpapa]

W T F who takes cookies to the gym.... :wave2:

french people...which is y america always has to save them....

 

[tnubs]

im on a college powerlifting team and we always get a ton of stares during deadlift day and tons of dumb questions and remarks. like someone told me that deadlifts are useless and power cleans are better.... the same guy did bench every day for the longest time.

one day my buddy was benching and some skinny kid was walking by and said "whats he on, creatine or something??" i busted out laughing

 

[Zero V]

Today while working out two girls called me,

me "yes "

thegirls "we want to let you know you are beautiful, blahblah"

me "hmm i m not sure it is about me" (thinking rather about my body)

thegirls smiling close to my body and watching me

"You are beautiful and we wanted to tell you because we look at you working out and blahblah, we have friends with muscles but not like you it s amazing.. blahblah"

me "Well thank you it s very nice to know from you"

thegirls understood i was taking my rest (i was sweaty and taking my breath)

"We are going to let you"

Then one of the girls ask me

"Do you want a cookie " (it was not a cookie but a biscuit with pepite of chocolate)


me "no no thank you i m training, it s nice "

Then the girlfriend say to her friend

"ooooo, he is working out you do not want to give a biscuit, he need to keep his athlete body blahblah see you, keep on .... "


me ")))))))))))))))))))))) thank you haha"

lol, impressive man. I hope my body will be like that one day. Doing pretty much a year long lean bulk/recomp and next summer is gonna be cuttin time. So we will see

 

[masterX]

today in the street and that is really dumb, I was back from shopping when a guy toward me ask "is it origin or powder?"

i kept on walking and have been little pissed off. It was such retarded question.

 

[Chub]

Today while working out two girls called me,

me "yes "

thegirls "we want to let you know you are beautiful, blahblah"

me "hmm i m not sure it is about me" (thinking rather about my body)

thegirls smiling close to my body and watching me

"You are beautiful and we wanted to tell you because we look at you working out and blahblah, we have friends with muscles but not like you it s amazing.. blahblah"

me "Well thank you it s very nice to know from you"

thegirls understood i was taking my rest (i was sweaty and taking my breath)

"We are going to let you"

Then one of the girls ask me

"Do you want a cookie " (it was not a cookie but a biscuit with pepite of chocolate)


me "no no thank you i m training, it s nice "

Then the girlfriend say to her friend

"ooooo, he is working out you do not want to give a biscuit, he need to keep his athlete body blahblah see you, keep on .... "


me ")))))))))))))))))))))) thank you haha"

sounds like they were taking the micky to me lol

 

[Matt6969]

"why do you workout so much?"

when this guy asked that i wanted to kick his ASS. yes there are stupid questions and that is one of the stupidest i have ever heard.