Hahahah, the title of this thread is funny as shet. It's like "Roid-Fu...The Legend Continues"
If you really wanna jump into the hard stuff, look into H-Drol. It seems to be a good lil' starter PH. Hit up a cycle at 5-6 weeks. Dependent on body weight, you should start at 50mg and ramp up to 100mg.
Make sure you have something of a serm onhand. Won't suggest which, but just make sure to have one of your choice. And since H-Drol is so mild, you won't NEED to use it if you stay at a sane dosage of the -drol. Something of a PCT Assist/Trione combo will suffice. Cortisol modulation is optional. You don't need to knock it out completely. You should just kind of knock it down, not out.
Good luck, Hambone.