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I have GD cricket somewhere in my apt!!!!

Jayhawkk

Jayhawkk

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THIS MOTHER****ER WILL NOT SHUT UP!!!!!!!!

I'M GONNA BLOW THIS WHOLE BUILDING UP!!!!!!







I'm calling acme right now for their patented Cricket -B- Gone.
 
I'm right there with you have two in my basement! One on each side.. I wish those bastards would find each other and get the hell out of my house!
 
Jayhawkk said:
THIS MOTHER****ER WILL NOT SHUT UP!!!!!!!!

I'M GONNA BLOW THIS WHOLE BUILDING UP!!!!!!







I'm calling acme right now for their patented Cricket -B- Gone.
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LOL!!! DO IT, DO IT!

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Jayhawkk said:
THIS MOTHER****ER WILL NOT SHUT UP!!!!!!!!

I'M GONNA BLOW THIS WHOLE BUILDING UP!!!!!!







I'm calling acme right now for their patented Cricket -B- Gone.
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dude I caught this thread title at the bottom of zombies tat thread in the related threads and just started dying...

good luck on finding the lil bugger and just hope he hasnt invited house guests
 
i cannot sympathize...i ordered a thousand (yes, 1,000) crickets off the internet and released them in my buddies apartment to celebrate my favorite holiday...April Fool's. it was hilarious

"crickets; the gift that keeps on giving"
 
psulifter said:
i cannot sympathize...i ordered a thousand (yes, 1,000) crickets off the internet and released them in my buddies apartment to celebrate my favorite holiday...April Fool's. it was hilarious

"crickets; the gift that keeps on giving"
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deek!:trout: but still funny, since that friend ain't me.
 
Just release some geckos in your apartment, problem solved with absolutely no consequence....
 
don't need lower car insurance... What kind of suggestion is that??? Next you're going to say I should get a caveman and a turtle! :P
 
damn, jayhawkka is really peesed. i would be, too. especially come bedtime. well, then again, i sleep with a lot of white noise.
 
It may not be a real cricket, there is an electronic device marketed that chirps like one, they are impossible to find, you may just have to wait until the battery runs out.
 
I had this happen when I lived in an old apartment. I basically ended up being screwed because the damn thing was in the very center of the wall, and start making noise as soon and I tried to go to sleep. I feel your pain.
 
Napalm (not avant's product either, haha)........the fix all with cricket infestation. :thumbsup:
 
Nuke the entire site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
 
**** we buy crickets to feed my boys lizard. Go to the pet store and buy yourself an Anole. It'll take care of your cricket problem!

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have you thought about picking up those electronic pulse things that plug into the wall? mostly for ants and whatnot but I wouldnt doubt that it will help your prob here as well and you dont even have to kow exactly where it is... or get a smoke bomb and leave the house for a day
 
RedwolfWV said:
**** we buy crickets to feed my boys lizard. Go to the pet store and buy yourself an Anole. It'll take care of your cricket problem!

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I had a bunch of these as kids, really cool color changing lizards! bu they only eat crickets and meal worms! def could help if your dog wont eat em.
 
Where do you think I got the C-4 out of??

Coffee can, broken glass and rusty nails! Gonna **** that cricket up!
 
I say you just hire a terminator mercenary to take care of this little problem!

I just happen to know one!! :D
 

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jays last place of residence... poor roach didnt stand a chance.. things are lookin grim for this cricket
 
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