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Swedish guidos

ReaperX

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Rod Stewart would be proud. Except the brunette weenie in the lower right.
 
ahha you definitely typed guidos into google for the other thread and found this didn't you?

Upper rights hair is weaksauce.
 
AHHAHAHAHA!!!!

That one guy in the back has paint on his nose and painted whiskers. He's a ferocious tiger. Meow.

AWE! The two guys up front are holding hands!

AHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

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"Look at that douchebag."
-Skwisgaar
 
SilentBob187 said:
AHHAHAHAHA!!!!

That one guy in the back has paint on his nose and painted whiskers. He's a ferocious tiger. Meow.

AWE! The two guys up front are holding hands!

AHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

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"Look at that douchebag."
-Skwisgaar
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:toofunny: they look confused
 
i did find this on google.


It is too bad they are under the impression that looking the way they do, is the definition of being a 'man'.
 
The one in the pink shirt and the one with the tie are interlocking arms.


Also two of the guys are touching either other's hands on the pink shirt guy's shoulder.


That's cute.
 
ReaperX said:
The one in the pink shirt and the one with the tie are interlocking arms.


Also two of the guys are touching either other's hands on the pink shirt guy's shoulder.


That's cute.
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Back in the day I remember this band called Aha from that part of the world - making a comeback??:toofunny:
 
lol - and the little guy on the right doesn't lok too comfortable about getting his nipple tweaked - freaky-deeky-Swedes!
 
The guy in the back has a "I want to be epic and peer off into the distance" look going.

Best guy in the picture? Guy in the top far right in the black shirt thinking "pussies..."
 
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Tie McDouche: The world will know that free men stood against a tyrant, that few stood against many, and before this walk-off was over, even a god-king can look fabulous.

Tie McDouche: This is where we hold them! This is where we fight! This is where they die!
Tiger: Earn these hairdos, boys!
Tie McDouche: Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.
 
DAMMIT! We agreed that I was going to be Cloud this year!!
 
I remember a few years ago I got a swedish massage by an authentic Swedish female (blonde).

She asked me what kind of 'firmness' I wanted and said: 'light','medium', or 'deep'.


I told her I wanted a 'deep' massage so that I could get maximum relaxation out of my muscles.


She was massaging me so f.ucking hard, it was very uncomfortable.

I told her she was pressing way too hard and to take it easy. She replied (in a Swedish accent), "No, you said deep" and continued to insanely massage me. I was starting to move as it was way too much and she was actually forcing/holding me down at the same time.


I was basically assulted for 60 minutes, and left the parlor feeling like a cheap wh0re.
 
ReaperX said:
I remember a few years ago I got a swedish massage by an authentic Swedish female (blonde).

She asked me what kind of 'firmness' I wanted and said: 'light','medium', or 'deep'.


I told her I wanted a 'deep' massage so that I could get maximum relaxation out of my muscles.


She was massaging me so f.ucking hard, it was very uncomfortable.

I told her she was pressing way too hard and to take it easy. She replied (in a Swedish accent), "No, you said deep" and continued to insanely massage me. I was starting to move as it was way too much and she was actually forcing/holding me down at the same time.


I was basically assulted for 60 minutes, and left the parlor feeling like a cheap wh0re.
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You're lucky it wasn't a colonic irrigation bro!
 
ReaperX said:
I remember a few years ago I got a swedish massage by an authentic Swedish female (blonde).

She asked me what kind of 'firmness' I wanted and said: 'light','medium', or 'deep'.


I told her I wanted a 'deep' massage so that I could get maximum relaxation out of my muscles.


She was massaging me so f.ucking hard, it was very uncomfortable.

I told her she was pressing way too hard and to take it easy. She replied (in a Swedish accent), "No, you said deep" and continued to insanely massage me. I was starting to move as it was way too much and she was actually forcing/holding me down at the same time.


I was basically assulted for 60 minutes, and left the parlor feeling like a cheap wh0re.
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bet you felt like jello the next day... well probably bruised jello


who leaves the house looking like that?????
 
Surprisingly, I didn't feel that bad the next day. Slightly sore, but I def. got my money's worth out of that massage, that's for sure.
 
ReaperX said:
Surprisingly, I didn't feel that bad the next day. Slightly sore, but I def. got my money's worth out of that massage, that's for sure.
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I don't mind getting a beating like that. The trick is to run a real hot bath after with epsom salts to draw out all the toxins
 
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Maybe those guys were on their way to, or coming back from an anime convention?

Look at that girl on the left. Her face seems to say "f*ck that"
 
it looks like someone was able to get a still shot from the mind of an obsessed Final Fantasy VII fan during a homo erotic fantasy...

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Too slow Nightwarrior!

"DAMMIT! We agreed that I was going to be Cloud this year!!"

Ahhahahahaha!!!!!

Great minds man, great minds...
 
Nightwanderer said:
yeah, I know. This is one of those threads i knew was going to be retarded, so put off looking at for a while until I was seriously bored.
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:icon_lol:
 
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