Cure for what ails you!

[bpmartyr]

Was reading through some archives and stumbled across an old thread at a board that I think Mullet is now banned from, lol. Any way, guy is inquiring about what to do if you get sick during a cycle:

Extract of puma liver. Or the spleen of a jackalope.

If its the flu, usually just go to the cemetary and dig someone up an eat them... usually works pretty good ..runny nose goes away an what not REAL quick

BPmartyr sweat cures all.

All very sound of course but this next one is classic. Just don't see quality posting like this anymore:

These guys are being immature jackasses and telling you lies. The only way to relieve a cold on cycle is to find a black man no younger than 37 and no older than 52 with a prosthetic left leg, IT MUST BE A LEFT LEG!! Once you find him, you must remove the leg and find a Bassett Hound to deficate in it. Take the leg with the basset feces to your house, add 7 cloves of garlic, 1 stick of butter, your right pinky finger, and the essence of fart from a geriatric. Once you have all the ingredients in the leg set it in a large bow andl set it to medium boil and remove your clothes. Once it has been boiling for EXACTLY 43 minutes go on the roof of your house and begin singing Bohemian Rapsody by Queen. Repeat the song twice at which point you will re-clothes yourself and drink the boiling mixture. Upon waking in the morning you will be fine.

Just though I would share.

 

[R-Mac]

Lmao

 

[Cub]

Jackalope spleen is extremely hard to come by and quite expensive if you don't slaughter your own Jackalope.

 

[bpmartyr]

Jackalope spleen is extremely hard to come by and quite expensive if you don't slaughter your own Jackalope.

We might be breaking the rules just mentioning the slaughter of one of these endangered beasts but you sound dangerously close to source posting. There are boards for that and this is not one of them!

Just a friendly warning not to let things get out of hand.

 

[Cub]

You're totally right, my apologies bpmartyr. Strictly PM only for a Jackalope spleen source guys.

 

[Mulletsoldier]

LOL!

I am banned from a board?

 

[bpmartyr]

LOL!

I am banned from a board?

Go figure!
Heavens to murgatroyd, you were a mod even ...

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[EasyEJL]

These guys are being immature jackasses and telling you lies. The only way to relieve a cold on cycle is to find a black man no younger than 37 and no older than 52 with a prosthetic left leg, IT MUST BE A LEFT LEG!! Once you find him, you must remove the leg and find a Bassett Hound to deficate in it. Take the leg with the basset feces to your house, add 7 cloves of garlic, 1 stick of butter, your right pinky finger, and the essence of fart from a geriatric. Once you have all the ingredients in the leg set it in a large bow andl set it to medium boil and remove your clothes. Once it has been boiling for EXACTLY 43 minutes go on the roof of your house and begin singing Bohemian Rapsody by Queen. Repeat the song twice at which point you will re-clothes yourself and drink the boiling mixture. Upon waking in the morning you will be fine.

ah we see the early signs of how the formulation for Recreate came to be

 

[OCCFan023]

How on gods green earth did that formulate inside that Mullet head of yours? My guess is the beta test booster or the severe treatment (and thus ensuing severe post traumatic stress disorder) from Jacob during the ReCreate formulation days.

 

[Mulletsoldier]

How on gods green earth did that formulate inside that Mullet head of yours? My guess is the beta test booster or the severe treatment (and thus ensuing severe post traumatic stress disorder) from Jacob during the ReCreate formulation days.

I have no idea, to tell you the truth. I think that was even before Anabolic Pump. Jacob was glad to have me as a rep then, lol!

:dance:

 

[bluepit2]

this has to be the best thread ever! ha ha ha