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While the Boss is Away.....Part Deux!

EasyEJL said:
first you'd have to have sex with a human female before one could get pregnant. so i'm not sure its the lemon juice.

Can we get a ruling on this?
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I'll correct myself TF


first you'd have to have sex with a human females vagina before one could get pregnant. so i'm not sure its the lemon juice.

Can we get a ruling on this?
 
Undesired arousal
It's a syndrome that causes some to snigger, but for those women affected, it can be a living hell. Persistent sexual arousal syndrome (PSAS) only affects females, and manifests itself as non-stop sexual arousal that cannot be satisfied by orgasm, and it can last for months at a time.

Doctors are calling for more research into the "distressing and perplexing condition" in a report published in the International Journal of STD & AIDS.

Often embarrassed and humiliated, sufferers become physically aroused, the labia, vulva and clitoris become engorged with blood ??? in the absence of actual sexual interest. "But due to the reluctance of women to come forward we are unsure how common the problem is," says report co-author David Goldmeier of St Mary's Hospital in London, UK.

Regarding the female orgasm, some research has suggested that genes play a key role in a woman's ability to achieve them, while another study suggests that the contraceptive pill can dull desire for ever.
 
Sick of Adkins
The frequently controversial Atkins diet has come under more fire today, with news reported in The Lancet that a 40-year-old obese woman developed a potentially deadly blood disorder after rigorously adhering to the low-carb diet for a month.

After living on just meat, cheese, and salads, the woman lost 9 kilograms (20 pounds), but developed ketoacidosis, where dangerous levels of acids called ketones build up in the blood. These are usually produced in the liver when insulin levels fall due to starvation or diabetes. The US woman was taken to hospital after vomiting six times a day and becoming increasingly short of breath.

Atkins advocates, not entirely surprisingly, disagree with the US doctors' opinion on the woman's ill health: "Vomiting, from a clinical problem which isn't triggered by diet, would have led to the ketoacidosis," said Abby Bloch of the Atkins Foundation.

Certainly many people that try the Atkins diet lose weight, but one study suggests it is simply because they actually eat less food. Other studies suggest that the diet in fact comes with notable health benefits, though it may affect fertility in some women.
 
Don't weight and see
While the young have-nots of the world go hungry, the haves are getting fat. It's a scary picture: the epidemic of childhood obesity is ballooning across the developed world. Obesity across the European Union has leapt by almost 50% since the late 1990s, and 10% of all EU children will be obese by 2010, according to new reports more than double previous estimates.

In Sweden, for example, the number of overweight 7-year-olds jumped from 8% to 21% between 1989 and 2003. In a bid to stem the tide, the government is recommending that all 4-year-olds be screened, hunting for those most predisposed to becoming overweight.


"Today's children will be the first generation in modern times to have an expected lifespan that is shorter than that of their parents' generation." Claude Marcus, head of Sweden's Center for Child Obesity in Stockholm's Karolinska Hospital


The problem, like more and more waistlines, is widespread. But at least some consumers are beginning to see sense. In the US, sales of soft drinks known to some as liquid candy have dropped for the first time in 20 years, down 0.7%, to a mere 10.2 billion cases.

Scarily, women that overeat during pregnancy may even be priming their unborn child to become obese. But it's not all bad news, since being a little overweight may actually lead to a longer, healthier life.
 
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - A woman who claims she was ordered by federal airport screeners to remove her nipple rings with pliers demanded an apology from the U.S. Transportation Security Administration on Thursday.

Mandi Hamlin, 37, also called for an investigation into the February 24 incident in Lubbock, Texas, saying that snickering male agents violated TSA policy by forcing her to remove the jewelry.

"I felt surprised, embarrassed, humiliated, scared and angry," Hamlin told reporters at the offices of her Los Angeles attorney, Gloria Allred.

"This situation was totally out of control. I will not sit quietly. No one deserves to be treated this way."


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its the pig on the right who had the nipple rings in, the skank on the left is her attorney
 
Fishy mating dilemma
Oxygen depleted waterways could be dating wastelands for fishy suitors, it seems.

A new lab study reveals that when oxygen levels in water are low, the sex ratio of zebrafish can go awry, leaving as few as one female to every three baby males. Even these scant females could have weirdly high levels of testosterone. This is pretty scary, because these low oxygen "dead zones" often caused by fertilisers and other pollutants - cover hundreds of thousands of square kilometres of seas and lakes.

Low oxygen levels are just one of many things that can monkey around with animals' hormonal systems ??? other chemicals know to feminise animals or affect sex ratios include cadmium, phthalates from plastics, PCBs, and other synthetic oestrogen-like chemicals. Research on the sex cells of trout has shown that fish are particularly susceptible to these effects.

It's not just animals either. In one Canadian community, who live next door to a complex of chemical plants, it was reported in 2005 that nearly twice as many human boys are being born as girls.
 
Hank Vangut said:
Fishy mating dilemma
Oxygen depleted waterways could be dating wastelands for fishy suitors, it seems.

A new lab study reveals that when oxygen levels in water are low, the sex ratio of zebrafish can go awry, leaving as few as one female to every three baby males. Even these scant females could have weirdly high levels of testosterone. This is pretty scary, because these low oxygen "dead zones" often caused by fertilisers and other pollutants - cover hundreds of thousands of square kilometres of seas and lakes.

Low oxygen levels are just one of many things that can monkey around with animals' hormonal systems ??? other chemicals know to feminise animals or affect sex ratios include cadmium, phthalates from plastics, PCBs, and other synthetic oestrogen-like chemicals. Research on the sex cells of trout has shown that fish are particularly susceptible to these effects.

It's not just animals either. In one Canadian community, who live next door to a complex of chemical plants, it was reported in 2005 that nearly twice as many human boys are being born as girls.
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I never warm my food up in plastic or beverages, etc...

No one ever listens, until they grow some titties...
 
xmeroxmerox said:
When I was reading The Bodyopus, I believe Duchaine stated that ketogenic diet should be used by active people.
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that and she may have been borderline or slightly diabetic anyhow before she started it. One report of such is not enough to discredit the literally hundreds of thousands of positives
 
i'm not a big fan of doorway p/u bars.

i always seem to hit my head on the wall or door or something.

can't get an extra wide grip when you need to.

and when i reach 300lbs of solid mass i'll rip the entire door jamb down.
 
yeah, i'm looking at it as a temporary solution. they are under $15. I'm going to get a ceiling mount one

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made with a cross bar like this
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and 2 short bars near the center perpendicular to that main one to do chinups with hands facing each other.
 
complex tatoos that make no sense are best placed on the lower back region of the female body.

while doing her from behind it not only gives us something nice to look at it also helps confuse/distract us so we last longer.
 
Hank Vangut said:
complex tatoos that make no sense are best placed on the lower back region of the female body.

while doing her from behind it not only gives us something nice to look at it also helps confuse/distract us so we last longer.
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I don't see why you couldn't get the same effect if the tattoos were on the front and you're doing some missionary position.
 
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