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While the Boss is Away.....Part Deux!

Dr Packenwood said:
Yet you've spelled "tires" as "tyres"......:nono:
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Don't blame me that it is over your head. I can't stop the bus every time a retard falls off, and pick them back up. Fasten your seatbelt Corky.

You may be packing a tooth pick, but you ain't packing no cerebral cortex my friend.

-TF
 
t3stxlr4titud said:
Don't blame me that it is over your head. I can't stop the bus every time a retard falls off, and pick them back up. Fasten your seatbelt Corky.

You may be packing a tooth pick, but you ain't packing no cerebral cortex my friend.

-TF
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lol@u I presumed you were Austrailian from your spelling.
 
Dr Packenwood said:
lol@u I presumed you were Austrailian from your spelling.
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Well those kangaroo phuckers stole the King's English and butchered it worse than you Americans.

I am a Cockney, French Créole, Inbred Hillbilly, with Latin decent. I am dark enough to pick cotton and Mexican enough to give a mean Dirty Sanchez.

-TF
 
t3stxlr4titud said:
Well those kangaroo phuckers stole the King's English and butchered it worse than you Americans.

I am a Cockney, French Créole, Inbred Hillbilly, with Latin decent. I am dark enough to pick cotton and Mexican enough to give a mean Dirty Sanchez.

-TF
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Funniest thing I've heard all day.

I'm guessing between the Cockney and the Creole, no one can understand a god damn thing you say.
 
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If I'm channeling my chi, can I throw fireballs?
 

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that local one with the guy TF thought was hot in the red shorts. now I just need to get a set of the adjustable dumbbells. I'm thinking either the ironmasters
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It is illegal to mistreat rats in Denver.
In Denver, Colorado it is illegal for Barber's to give massages to nude customers unless it is for instructional purposes
 
Florida has some good ones:
# You may not kiss your wife's breasts.
# Oral sex is illegal.
# When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
# Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
 
«Acute Management of the Zipper-Entrapped Penis» (1990)
Presented by J. F. Nolan, T. J. Stillwell, and J. P. Sands.
A quick, simple and non-traumatic approach to the zipper manipulation --the paper says-- is presented in which prepuce is instantly released by lateral compression of the zip fastener, using a pliers.
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Sometimes the question must be asked, do you fellas even have jobs?
 
I'm pretty sure that question answers itself SB. BTW How many of you would tap this?
 

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Is that the tranny that's going to be in that new show where he in fact plays a tranny? IT IS!

props for knowing right away Zombie.

www. metro.co.uk/fame/article.html?in_article_id=117834&in_page_id=7&expand=true
 
Damn it SB, way to let the cat out of the bag early.

I was almost positive Easy was gonna say he'd definitely do her/him/it
 
i just found a pic of jamie eason that has become my favorite one of the day :D i dont know if i should post it
 
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