While the Boss is Away.....Part Deux!

I just realized how many calories (and how much protein) was in the piece of steak I just ate. about a 14oz top sirloin piece
 
Had a sonogram thursday. The kid was posing for its profile shot when it turned its head slowly to reveal a some what shocking, if not scary full on face shot that looked like an alien. It appeared to look right through me....we watched the DVD again tonight and we both got chills.

Why is it a human fetus looks like what some people claim aliens look like?

What do pig fetuses look like? I'm assuming something completely unrelated.

On another note, which I can't remember if I've mentioned this or not, but the other owners of my company met with the accountant, did some reorganization which led to me getting a $250/week raise.

I put an offer in on a 3 year old house and got it. I'm moving in 3 weeks. Hoo ray. 2400 sq/ft 2 car garage, tri-multi level, .22 acres, fully vinyl fenced, corner lot so I have 1 neighbor, 2 bath, 3 bedroom and its 3 blocks from one of my best friends, and 1 mile from my other best friend, and about 2 miles from my parents. Couldn't have asked for a better property.

With my new salary I should be able to not only stay debt free (for almost 2 years now...since my divorce) but I should be able to support my girlfriend, our kid, the house and bank a little bit as well.

In closing, anyone ever do mutual funds investing? It might get to be my new hobby as soon as I have $10K to put down.
 
t3stxlr4titud said:
Congratulations. Welcome to the cute side.

-TF
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I go back and forth. Right now I'm all natural again. But in 6 hours I won't be.

Had a great leg night at the gym. Got 5 plates per side on the hack squat up for 6 reps no spot. I could have went for 7 but I could feel some bee stings coming on, which I ended up getting later anyway. At least I didn't have to be extracted from under a pile of plates.

Oh and theres a woman at my gym that just got new bewbs. You can tell she is still fascinated by them (I as well) because when she walks she tends to pop her chest a bit to get them to bounce. She wasn't walking like that 4 weeks ago.

I think I'm going to get a silicone pen0rz implant, and then walk around swinging it like an olde tyme police night stick that the beat cops used to have.
 
I was actually thinking of getting a penis reduction. I tried taping, tucking, etc, but it just gets in the way.

I also have terrible memories of getting called horse boy in the gym locker room, or people asking if my mom fornicated with a donkey.

At one time I had ambitions on being a hurdler...

-TF
 
t3stxlr4titud said:
I was actually thinking of getting a penis reduction. I tried taping, tucking, etc, but it just gets in the way.

I also have terrible memories of getting called horse boy in the gym locker room, or people asking if my mom fornicated with a donkey.

At one time I had ambitions on being a hurdler...

-TF
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There once was a man from Kent
Whose **** was so long that it bent
He found it no trouble
To stuff it in double
But instead of cumming
He went.
 
"80% of men (in the US) are circumcised"
"9/10 women (in New Zealand) prefer sex with an uncircumcised penis"

wtf

Is New Zealand comparable to US culture?
If so, shouldn't those two stats be inversely proportional?
 
It brings a tear to my eye to see my legacy carried on..............

<----- original "boss is away" thread pimper of you whores
 
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