Danzig FTW! Damn, that was gay. He would have the ROM advantage. He'd be pretty fvcked in the 'pole tip over' or whatever that's called.
Henry Rollins would be in there for me. :head:
What's a caber toss? Tiny Lester(Debo) might be a little past his prime these days. Anthony Michael Clarke Duncan, is that fvcking joke, is pretty huge. He would probably blow at any event that required agility. I'd love to see studio lifters like Vin Diesel or 50 cent get toasted by someone like Biz Markie. I really can't think of any strong celebrities right now.
Damn, Vanavich. I figured there was no way you wouldn't remember Fingal Fingers so I went with caber toss. :nono:
Yeah 50, LL Cool J, and christian Bale getting smoked by Larry the Cable guy would be great. If that huge Chinese dude from Bloodsport and Enter the Dragon wasn't so old, he'd be badass. I loved that dude. Maybe get KG or the Rock? :lol:
My vote is for Gary Coleman!
He can't participate since "Gary Coleman toss for distance" is one of the events.
If she's a dwarf, then you're definitely the King:box:
I thought she was gonna be an actual dwarf, in which case you would hold the title for eternity.
Nice to see chicks working out properly, it is rare. I bet she has a nice donkadonk.
Hell yeah she does. I gained a whole new appreciation for people doing squats :twisted:
What about Hulk Hogan he's still pretty big.
I think we're a couple light years past his prime as any kind of competitor, but I'm sure that he can still kick Carrot Schmock's ass.