Semtex has officially moved into my top 10 favorite fighters. Everything he throws is nasty, he's athletic as hell, and I love his personality.
Did you watch the event? Semtex does not dissapoint. In the post fight interview he starts talking mad sh*t, but halfway through you can tell he's laughing at himself. I'd love to see him KO Jake Shields. Shields is a badass, but I don't like his fighting style or personality.
I missed it last night, but just watched it via the link above. No post fight interview, though. :sad:
I'm so huungover right now it feels like I have vertigo.
My showing on these picks was hilarious!
I basically picked what Mouth didn't, and picked the M******* fighters against better judgment.
ver·ti·go (vûr'tĭ-gō') Pronunciation Key
n. pl. ver·ti·goes or ver·ti·gos
1.
1. The sensation of dizziness.
2. An instance of such a sensation
2. A confused, disoriented state of mind.
Mou'th's (mouthz) Ver'ti'go (vûr'tĭ-gō') Pronunciation Key
n.
1. The sensation a sloth-like douchebag on http://anabolicminds.com experiences from rapidly switching from 'pitch' to 'catch' position with Dana White.
2. An instance of such a sensation, as in last night.
3. Bearing a striking resemblance to a big, wet, flapping douchebag.
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New material needed dude. I don't think you're going to convince anybody that your 'rotund' self doesn't jerk off to that picture. Pick something more believable first. Here are a few starters for you:
a) my complexion
b) I have strawberry blonde hair
c) I speak over esoterically (that's eso-ter-ic-ally, that means smart)![]()
Mou'th's (mouthz) Ver'ti'go (vûr'tĭ-gō') Pronunciation Key
n.
1. The sensation a sloth-like douchebag on http://anabolicminds.com experiences from rapidly switching from 'pitch' to 'catch' position with Dana White.
2. An instance of such a sensation, as in last night.
3. Bearing a striking resemblance to a big, wet, flapping douchebag.
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New material needed dude. I don't think you're going to convince anybody that your 'rotund' self doesn't jerk off to that picture. Pick something more believable first. Here are a few starters for you:
a) my complexion
b) I have strawberry blonde hair
c) I speak over esoterically (that's eso-ter-ic-ally, that means obnoxious)
d) I have gay body piercings![]()
Dana told me you have easier times jerking into a straw; I called Beth and she said 'TheMouth', you mean 'NeedleD!ck? He's an ass, he got 'TheMouth' from Neer, I'll give you two guesses how".
No, seriously though fatty, you're not convincing anybody. You're like my buddy Jamie, classic try-hard syndrome. He's try to convince us that at any time he could 'upgrade' from his 6 GF to a 10. Makes him look insecure, ya know?
Like I said, be more natural, stop trying so hard. I mean, your fat and ugly dude, that's just being honest. You look like Walter Matheau ****ed Bee Arthur and it was so ugly they abandoned it in a garbage can, to be raised by Wal Mart greeters.
You'll have an easier time convincing me you know Dana White's cell #.
Wait, let's start our relationship off again, I'll go first.
Me:
I'm Mullet, what's your name.
You:
I'm a fat mess.
Nice meeting you, fat mess.
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Mmm, 8.5-9 maybe. I've never seen a 10 in my life, ever.
New material needed dude. I don't think you're going to convince anybody that your 'rotund' self doesn't jerk off to that picture. Pick something more believable first. Here are a few starters for you:
a) my complexion
b) I have strawberry blonde hair
c) I speak over esoterically in Britannica commercials
d) I resemble an insect and have uberghey piercings
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Shhhh, Gimp. New material, fatty.
Well we can go anywhere, the Walter Matheau love child, your ridiculous name dropping, the fact you spew out Arnold-esque one liners non-ironically, you are an embarrassment and don't realize it, the fact every person in here thinks you're a joke. Any of those float your boat?
Or the fact you just used the phrase 'take your own advice'.
LOL. You're beating a dead horse. 10PMs from the same person don't count as 10 PMs.
It's pretty crazy you can sit there and think I care what a bunch of Message board people think about me or what I do. But the attention I am getting here is amazing.
EDIT:
Mouth is cool.
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Man..what?...If you didn't care you wouldn't mention and/or notice it, you ****ing retard.
This is too much for me..lol.
Mullet over and out.
and more accurate, whoa.Whoa, it got weirder.
Really... so that's why I have gotten PMs apologizing for your douchebaggery and displaying gratefulness for what I contribute to this section? Looks like your cronies don't have your back as much as you think they do.
Would you mind exposing a few of these kind gentleman?
They have gone far, but I think you might be missing the point. Are you a Mullet douchebaggery apologist?You guys are ridiculous, but I have to give it to Mullet for his creative jabs. As an English teacher, I'm a big fan of creative description.
That being said, Mouth and Mullet need to confess their "uberghey" love for each other and move on.
They have gone far, but I think you might be missing the point. Are you a Mullet douchebaggery apologist?