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5 Toughest Questions a Woman Can Ask a Man

The questions are:

1. What are you thinking about?
2. Do you love me?
3. Do I look fat?
4. Do you think she is prettier than me?
5. What would you do if I died?


What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly (i.e tells the truth). Therefore, as a public service, each question is analyzed below, along with possible responses.

Question # 1: What are you thinking about?

The proper answer to this, of course, is: "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, thoughtful, caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you." This response obviously bears no resemblance to the true answer, which most likely is one of the following:

1. Baseball.
2. Football.
3. How fat you are.
4. How much prettier she is than you.
5. How I would spend the insurance money if you died.

(Perhaps the best response to this question was offered by Al Bundy, who once told Peg, "If I wanted you to know what I was thinking, I would be talking to you!")

Question # 2: Do you love me?

The proper response is: "YES!" or, if you feel a more detailed answer is in order, "Yes, dear." Inappropriate responses include:

1. I suppose so.
2. Would it make you feel better if I said yes?
3. That depends on what you mean by love.
4. Does it matter?
5. Who, me?

Question # 3: Do I look fat?

The correct answer is an emphatic: "Of course not!" Among the incorrect answers are:

1. Compared to what?
2. I wouldn't call you fat, but you're not exactly thin.
3. A little extra weight looks good on you.
4. I've seen fatter.
5. Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.

Question # 4: Do you think she's prettier than me? Once again, the proper response is an emphatic: "Of course not!" Incorrect responses include:

1. Yes, but you have a better personality
2. Not prettier, but definitely thinner
3. Not as pretty as you, when you were her age
4. Define 'pretty'
5. Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.

Question #5: What would you do if I died?

A definite no-win question. (The real answer, or course, is "Buy a Corvette.")

No matter how you answer this, be prepared for at least an hour of follow-up questions, usually along the these lines:

She....Would you get married again?
He.....Definitely not!
She....Why not - don't you like being married?
He.....Of course I do.
She....Then why wouldn't you remarry?
He.....Okay, I'd get married again.
She....You would? (With a hurtful look on her face)
He.....Yes, I would.
She....Would you sleep with her in our bed?
He.....Where else would we sleep?
She....Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?
He.....That would seem like the proper thing to do.
She....And would you let her use my golf clubs?
He.....She can't use them; she's left-handed.
 
:goodpost::toofunny:

And my parents live about 30-45 minutes away from Intercourse, PA. I've driven through it and I've actually had the displeasure of visiting it with some family friends who wanted to see the "Amish" because surprisingly Intercourse, PA is actually just a large town devoted to the Amish and their history.

Come to think of it, its like going to the zoo; but these ones smell worse and farm.
 
too bad the FCC served them with a citation

it would make for a good prank to put in the cell phone number of a person you know and schedule the call to happen at a time you'll be around to see their reaction
 
EasyEJL said:
so hows the new job working out?
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Well, it's been a little hard to get back into the swing of it, but it's been fun. ZERO stress. The hours suck, but that's the nature of the biz.

I work as an instructor Mon and Tue nights 6 - 10pm. Deal in Hollywood (close to my house) Wed from 12p - 12a. Deal in Bonita Springs (90 mins from my house) Thu and Fri from 1p - 12a and Sun from 6p-12a.

Money is a LOT better in Bonita. I may make some adjustments to that schedule.
 
So my plan at this moment had been to start superdrol at 20mg/day for the last 20 days of the log. I realize tho I have 29 days left right now, and could instead run epistane this whole time at say 30mg. Whatcha think?
 
This would be stuff on top of the the other?
Are you not satisfied with your results so far?

Those seem like hefty doses to add to your current stuff.
If you're going to add something more I would just do something small for 10 days then maybe another small increment for the last 10 days.

But you're still making progress with what you're doing, so I wouldn't change anything until you reach a sticking point.
 
Well, I was looking at it and although stregnth gains have been decent, and weight loss has been good, I want to kick it up a notch, and see I can pull off maybe an 8lb lean bulk (all lean) between now + end of cycle
 
I suppose I could try for raised cals with just my current cute stuff and see what happens. But i'm quite scared to put fat back on
 
i think either SD or Epi would be good for that, BUT with SD youll have to play around with your carbs a bit... it will be great cause it will be able to better utilize them but you have to worry bout gettin ghypo if they arent high enough and if raised to a higher level youll need to make sure not to add too much to negate your goals.... 20mg will def be a good dose to run normally but you may be able to get away with less considering youve already been runnin 1-test.... maybe take those 12.5 mg pills for the first week then bump it to a full 20mg.
 
I dunno whether i'm just looking for too much resultswise here. in 5 weeks i've lost 10lbs, with strength still going up. Basically i'd like to in the remaining weeks gain that weight back, just as all lean mass :)
 
EasyEJL said:
I suppose I could try for raised cals with just my current cute stuff and see what happens. But i'm quite scared to put fat back on
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adding more stuff doesn't always work to balance the equation

Since you've been losing weight pretty dramatically (2lbs per week is great), you know you're calorie deficient. Given a pound of fat has 3500 calories and supposing all your weight loss has been from fat, this means you have around a 1000 calorie deficit per day. Until you you fill this gap, it's going to be impossible to gain fat.

I think it's more reasonable to change your diet into one more suited to muscle building while keeping your current cycle plan than to make two changes to your routine (changing cycle and changing diet)
 
btw bp, it has "just" been the 660mg of expired 1-t a day. I tried the mega-trn a few times, and it didn't feel all that cute. Not in a negative way, just I really couldn't tell much difference from days I took it vs days I didn't so I figured i wouldn't take it at all. hence a near the end enhancement of cycle.
 
yeah, I guess just cranking cals up is probably a more sensible choice. I'm just not sure how much effect the 1-t has really been having. other than lethargy when I was opening the caps in my mouth, i've noticed no sides. I've continued to go up in weights, but I was doing that without it as well (hard to tell how much more they are going up since I wanged up my wrist this week)
 
As well, i'm primed for a serious recomp after the cycle as well. By the end of PCT I think i'll have 5 bottles of drive, and 5 of IGF-2, as well as additional bulk forskolin to add in. So I guess I can afford to just run this out as 1-t, raising my calories some.
 
Sup guys. It's been a busy week and next week looks to be even more busy. Wish my luck I get LASIK done this thursday.
 
Nabisco said:
Sup guys. It's been a busy week and next week looks to be even more busy. Wish my luck I get LASIK done this thursday.
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man i wish i could get that procedure done, i have negative 3.5 persc. in botrh eyes so without ay corrective lenses on or in i can hardly see, at least def not well enough to drive or read anything further then 2 feet from my face.

Good luck man, i hope all goes smoothly for you.
 
Poopy dude, my eyes are -3.75 and -4.00 and they said that I was a perfect fit. So I don't see why you couldn't get it done eventually. I'm getting the new all laser LASIK, but its costing me a pretty penny. It should treat me good.
 
bitterplacebo said:
adding more stuff doesn't always work to balance the equation

Since you've been losing weight pretty dramatically (2lbs per week is great), you know you're calorie deficient. Given a pound of fat has 3500 calories and supposing all your weight loss has been from fat, this means you have around a 1000 calorie deficit per day. Until you you fill this gap, it's going to be impossible to gain fat.

I think it's more reasonable to change your diet into one more suited to muscle building while keeping your current cycle plan than to make two changes to your routine (changing cycle and changing diet)
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You are a pretty wise chap. You must be in your 30's.

Furthermore, you have quite an intriguing name. Let me guess, you have been lied to a lot?

-TF
 
I had to turn on the display age option to double check...

My favorite part about birthdays these past few years has been seeing which websites that I'm registered at send me some kind of happy birthday email. The turnout is usually something unexpected.
 
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