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You know you're a supplement junkie when:

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you make a drink mix (i.e. shake, crystal light) and you need the whole glass or more just to take your pills.
 
when you purchase a years supply of Geranamine and Sulbutiamine from Nuraplanet. (400 of each)
 
You treat pre-orders for new supp's like a kid at Christmas. In the amount of excitement you have for them.
 
you order 7 bottles of prohormones cause hey the governments coming down on steroids i better stock up i mean i need to stock enough for at least a couple of years (yeah i did that last night) also your boss comes in to work at 1am cause somebody didnt show up and the first thing he says to you is what kinda energy pills you got
 
when you cannot workout without taking supplements. (Yes there are people who couldn't get themselves through workouts and a clean diet, they MUST have atleast something).
 
When your shelf in your closet breaks into 2 pieces cause you have too much supps sitting on them :)
 
... you set your mobile phone alarms to remind you to take your am, noon, pm, pre and post workout supps... and you're already dosing 2 mins b/f the reminder even goes off... :blink:
 
Someone asks you "which way" and you reply "pff Optimum Nutrition of course!!"

Amor Est Vitae Essentia,

Neoborn
 
When your spouse puts a firm limit on how much cabinet and counterspace you can have in the kitchen. Fortunately, I have a kichenette in the basement that serves as my main apothecary.


When you order some bulk powder and realize that you already had some in said apothecary.


The fact you refer to your basement kitchenette as an "apothecary".


When supplement companies start asking you for advice.


and finally...


When you spend a portion of your day moderating an online supplement forum. That's a sign.
 
along that lines, I always laugh when my friends ask the question "what are you doing today??" and I say "legs"..hahaha.......

anyway ive gotta get a pic of my desk on my room and closet to show ya what a supps junkie looks like.
 
When you manage to fit things in every little nook and cranny of your bedroom/kitchen/pantry and you're about to be thrown out of the house for taking up too much space that is not yours.


Hello other 12 members currently viewing this thread :wave:
 
When you spend 3 months debating what stack to try next as though your life depends on your decision.
 
when you know what fish oil burps taste like

when you own a cap-m-quick

When you borrow your friends pot scale to measure bulk powders

Can't try a new product because you already have 6 months of supplements planned out.

Your car is out of gas, you own one pair of jeans, have nothing but promotional t-shirts, and you still are taking full advantage of nutraplanet's newest sale.
 
When you can hear your new supps n stacks taunting you from the fridge / cupboard " you know you want me, come onnnnn start me nowwwwwwwww!"

ahhhhhhhhhhhh :run:

Amor Est Vitae Essentia,

Neoborn
 
When the cupboard above the sink is full of all sorts of stuff from NutraPlanet, one counter in the kitchen is dedicated to "Daily Supplements" and is covered in jars and bottles, and "the special" stuff fills a desk drawer in the bedroom.
 
when you track nutraplanet's fedex shipments on an hourly basis.

When you lean out the window every time you hear a large truck outside hoping it is fedex.

When your wardrobe for the week consists of free t-shirts from nutraplanet.
 
when it takes you longer to prepare to go to the gym then your actual workout does.

when you need 3 different shaker bottles for your pre, during, and post workout powders.
 
when your whole day (when you eat, what you eat, when you workout) is layed out to coincide with your supplements.
1. Wake up, take supps, then wait an hour before eating any meals.
2. Need to wait # of minutes before hitting gym, so supp's will be fully kicked in.
3. No honey, I'm not eating any carbs tonight because it would interfere with (name supp here) absorption.
 
When you consume green tea everyday, but can't remember what it taste like.

When you a recipes book entitled The Joys Of Baking w/ Whey Protein.
 
rofl @ the laughing at the gnc worker, I just did that 2day, went in looked at fat burners and he said "oh u want some hydroxycut" and I said nah I got that good dope. asked him what 2 stack wit my xfactor to be funny and he said what's that? then tried to pitch me some NO ****, I walked out laughing. love u nutra my order should be there when I get home <3
 
When you have an extra drawer filled with a random assortment of supplements that you aren't sure what to do with yet, but you still had to have them.
 
When you can recommend doses for most supplements off the top of your head

When half your christmas wish lists consists of supps... half of which you already have

When you hear "is all you eat powder and pills?"
 
When you spend your christmas money on supp's for your family and friends. But most of them are actually for you cause you now your parents wont take them.
 
When you hide money from your wife to buy more supps then the ones she already knows about.

You get excited to go to the supplement store.
 
When you cannot remember what it was like to lift without supps.

When you figure your supps in your monthly budget.
 
The night before an overnight business trip you make sure a gym bag is packed with all the sups you need (and I stress need) before you make sure your clothes are packed. And if you don't have room in the gym bag, you start breaking it down into little baggies with a few extras in case you get stuck for an extra night or two. During a meeting, you say you have to go to the restroom, but you are really running out to the rental vehicle to down the scheduled doses. Gotta make sure you get those keys first thing in the morning though.
 
pmiller383 said:
when you know what fish oil burps taste like

when you own a cap-m-quick

When you borrow your friends pot scale to measure bulk powders

Can't try a new product because you already have 6 months of supplements planned out.

Your car is out of gas, you own one pair of jeans, have nothing but promotional t-shirts, and you still are taking full advantage of nutraplanet's newest sale.
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When you order 6 months of supps one night, then wander nutraplanet aimlessly the next day..."now what?"
 
when your roommate/girlfriend/parents see a ziplock baggy filled with a kilo of bulk powders and ask you if you have started dealing drugs...
 
when you read through a thread like this one and run a checklist in your head, and dont think twice:

did that, did that
I know what he's talkin bout
haha, ah, me too
oh, not quite yet
yep, thats me
 
when you have to stop and discreetly take a oral dose of sesame oil before you can eat a piece of birthday cake at the office.
 
when you realize that you could have a degree in endocrinology without studying, because you've already learned it all from reading AM everyday.
 
I was quoting all the replies that applied to me, but it seemed like I had ticked them all.

When you consider a stack for your cat...

(I'm thinking selegaline + Cissus + b12 in beef capsules)
 
When you hear news about Santa Claus getting busted because they searched the sleigh on the way to your house on crimbo eve.

Poor poor santy, what was his cut?

Amor Est Vitae Essentia,

Neoborn
 
Everyone who posted please send your CC # to [email protected] we will set you up in our new Supplement(Snuggle/Banana) of the Month Club :)


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Lol whats a CC sorry im a newb to a few things...

When you spend your rent money on bulk powders from nutraplanet, just to realize you have un opened containers in the cabnet.
 
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