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xjsynx said:
I couldn't help but search for Urine Therapy

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Urine therapy
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In alternative medicine, the term urine therapy (also urotherapy, urinotherapy or uropathy) refers to various applications of human urine for medicinal or cosmetic purposes, including drinking of one's own urine and massaging one's skin with one's own urine. A practitioner of urine therapy is sometimes called a uropath [citation needed].

In the Indian ayurvedic tradition, urine therapy may be called amaroli. Another name is Shivambu Kalpa, taken from the title of the ancient text Shivambu Kalpa Vidhi. Here, shivambu can be translated as "the waters of Shiva", and refers to the urine.
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would it be possible to substitute jamie easons urine?
 
SCENE I. Elsino'e. A platfo'm befo'e da damn castle.
FRANCISCO at his post. Man!
Enta' to him BERNARDO
BERNARDO Who's dere?
FRANCISCO Nay, answa' me, dig dis: stand, and unfold yo'self.
BERNARDO Long live da damn kin'! Right on!
FRANCISCO Bernardo?
BERNARDO He.
FRANCISCO You's mosey on down most carefully downon yo' hour. Ah be baaad...
BERNARDO 'Tis now struck twelve; dig dee t'bed,
Francisco. 'S coo', bro.
FRANCISCO Fo' dis relief much danks, dig dis: 'tis bitta' cold, And ah' am sick at heart. Man!
BERNARDO Gots ya' had quiet guard?
FRANCISCO Not some mouse stirrin'.
BERNARDO Well, baaaad night. Man! If ya' do meet Ho'atio and Marcellus, De rivals uh my watch, bid dem make haste.
FRANCISCO I dink ah' hear dem. WORD! Stand, ho! Right on! Who's dere?
Enta' HORATIO and MARCELLUS
HORATIO Cuddies t'dis ground.
MARCELLUS And liegemen t'de Dane.
FRANCISCO Give ya' baaaad night. Man!
MARCELLUS O, farewell, honest soldier, dig dis: Who had relieved ya'?
FRANCISCO Bernardo gots my place. Give ya' baaaad night. Man!
Exit
 
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Loss Of Virginity More Humiliating Than Original Virginity

COLUMBUS, OH—The shame, humiliation, and ridicule local teen Brandon Means suffered from being the only member of his peer group still burdened with his own virginity were nothing compared to what he felt on the night he finally lost it, the 17-year-old said Monday. "I have never been so embarrassed in all of my life," Means said of the Saturday night fiasco. After some awkward fumbling, Means prematurely ejaculated, and, while trying to clean the semen off himself and girlfriend Kassi Helms, also 17, with a sock from his bedroom floor, he managed only to smear them both with lint. "There was this moment when I was on top of her and she realized I really didn't know where her [vagina] was, so she kind of had to steer my [penis] inside it, but at that point I was so demoralized that I lost my [erection]." Means added that when he heard his father enter the house, forcing both teenagers to immediately stop and clothe themselves, he had never felt a stronger sense of relief.Invalid Link Removed
 
Nabisco said:
I was thinking the same thing...so I went out about an hour ago and got one. Then some old lady took a dive and face planted outside of the haircut place. So all the ladies rushed out to help her, so it took a little while longer than normal to get my hair cut, but at least I got to skip out of work for a while.
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1) Haircuts for men must be on synchronized on some seasonal timeline. I'm getting mine cut this weekend.
2) Was the quality of your haircut reduced by the incident of an old lady falling down, you cold-hearted bastard?
 
bitterplacebo said:
1) Haircuts for men must be on synchronized on some seasonal timeline. I'm getting mine cut this weekend.
2) Was the quality of your haircut reduced by the incident of an old lady falling down, you cold-hearted bastard?
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It was the old lady that told him he was hung like that one clown...
 
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In addendum, take another look at the hog in the pictures. For me, its always been a great indicator, but look at the backs of her hands.

How old is she? The backs of the hands almost never lie. That pigs knuckles look old to me.
 
bitterplacebo said:
1) Haircuts for men must be on synchronized on some seasonal timeline. I'm getting mine cut this weekend.
2) Was the quality of your haircut reduced by the incident of an old lady falling down, you cold-hearted bastard?
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Answer to #2: Yes the quality of my haircut was reduced by the incident of the old lady falling down. Before she planted her face in the concrete I was chatting up the fairly attractive haircut girl and she was paying attention and doing a good job. But as soon as that lady forgot where her next foot went and proceeded to lie down...hard...the haircut girl ran outside. After the haircut girl returned she was distracted, and proceeded to do a few more clips with the scissors and then boom! I'm done. Only when I get home do I realize that my fvcking hair was uneven. She was too distracted to take her time and make sure I got a decent haircut.

Cold-hearted bastard? Maybe, but the old lady was fine. She required ONE bandaid. If she was going to screw up my haircut at least break a hip or something.

I kid, I kid...the old lady really was fine.
 
Nabisco said:
Answer to #2: Yes the quality of my haircut was reduced by the incident of the old lady falling down. Before she planted her face in the concrete I was chatting up the fairly attractive haircut girl and she was paying attention and doing a good job. But as soon as that lady forgot where her next foot went and proceeded to lie down...hard...the haircut girl ran outside. After the haircut girl returned she was distracted, and proceeded to do a few more clips with the scissors and then boom! I'm done. Only when I get home do I realize that my fvcking hair was uneven. She was too distracted to take her time and make sure I got a decent haircut.

Cold-hearted bastard? Maybe, but the old lady was fine. She required ONE bandaid. If she was going to screw up my haircut at least break a hip or something.

I kid, I kid...the old lady really was fine.
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haha, hip for hair sounds like a fair trade

well, now you have an excuse to go back and chat up the haircut girl because your hair is uneven
 
bitterplacebo said:
video bomb before I go to sleep
hmm, goats


and here's something for jsyn
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'What Teh Fcuk'

1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.

4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.

5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1
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'Laugh Out Loud' not for long since I might be going to h3ll, thanx BP 'Bashes Head Against Brick Wall'
 
Nabisco said:
Answer to #2: Yes the quality of my haircut was reduced by the incident of the old lady falling down. Before she planted her face in the concrete I was chatting up the fairly attractive haircut girl and she was paying attention and doing a good job. But as soon as that lady forgot where her next foot went and proceeded to lie down...hard...the haircut girl ran outside. After the haircut girl returned she was distracted, and proceeded to do a few more clips with the scissors and then boom! I'm done. Only when I get home do I realize that my fvcking hair was uneven. She was too distracted to take her time and make sure I got a decent haircut.

Cold-hearted bastard? Maybe, but the old lady was fine. She required ONE bandaid. If she was going to screw up my haircut at least break a hip or something.

I kid, I kid...the old lady really was fine.
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I don't know man. Maybe you had dandruff or just bad hair...

Because if she was into you.......plus, you missed a golden opportunity. You could have shown what a boyscout you were and helped the old lady. And you could have informed the hair cutter how dramatized you were....Women love sensitivity...Unless they are Incas
 
thewilman said:
I am speechless at that lolcat link.

Well, at least they had to read the whole Bible to do that, so there's a positive point to it.
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Are you saying you don't believe in Ceiling Cat?

I guess I would be more appauld, but as Jesus said, Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do.
 
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