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What do you do at your work?

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Im a Process Engineer, I design and develop Membrane units used to recover and purify Hydrogen at Oil Refineries, Nitrogen from regular air, and Off Gases from landfills. But as this part doesn't take me much time, I have long periods of down time. Because once I create the simulation and devise a way to make it work it gets passed off to a Project Engineer who actually scopes out and builds the unit. I also have to travel, but thats like once every other month.

So in other words I have a lot of free time sitting in front of a computer screen doing nothing.:frustrate

Which is hard for me because my last job was in a manufacturing plant and I was constantly busy.
 
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Get a powerful one, we had a handheld at the beach. It really didn't incapacitate you until it was held against you for a long time. Wasn't what I thought it would be.
 
64. Lena Headey
Sparta may be remembered for the bravery of its men, but as
300’s steely Queen Gorgo, Lena showed us their ladies weren’t to
be trifled with, either. Lena was born in Bermuda and raised in
Britain, proving that sometimes it takes a village to create a
proper Greek.
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63. Bianca Kajlich
Anybody who can handle David Spade’s
grating comments on a daily basis is good people, and that’s just
one reason we adore this 30-year-old Rules of Engagement star.
Another reason? She’s a self-proclaimed “sports-playing freak.”
Game on!

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62. Danneel Harris
She graced our November 2006 cover with
fellow One Tree Hill hotties Sophia Bush and Hilarie Burton, but
her role in the upcoming comedy Harold & Kumar 2—the stoners
go to Amsterdam—proves she’s entirely capable of smoking on her own.

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61. Nadine Velazquez
The daughter of Puerto Rican immigrants, this bombshell was
named one of Variety’s “10 Actors to Watch” in 2005, a decision
that’s been vindicated by her funny-hot performance as
sharp-tongued motel maid Catalina on the hit show My Name Is Earl.

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On another note, my boss just left...I gave him a 10-15 minute window to make sure he was completely out of the building and now Im out. Later gents.
 
A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: "Talking Dog for Sale ."

He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
 
"You talk?" he asks.* "Yep," the lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says "So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA and they had me sworn into the toughest branch of the armed services .the United States Marines . You know one of their nicknames is "The Devil Dogs".

In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders; because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running, but the jetting around really tired me out and I knew I wasn't getting any younger.* So, I decided to settle down.

I retired from the Corps (8 dog years is 56 Corps years) and signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in."

"I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

"Ten dollars," the guy says.** "Ten dollars? This dog is amazing!

Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
 
60. Jessica White
Some people think gorgeous women are
delicate flowers, but not Jessica: As a teen she took a baseball
bat to a rival’s car. So when you behold her beauty as she models
for Ralph Lauren, remember to look but don’t touch (unless you’re insured).

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57. Tricia Helfer
She won Ford’s Supermodel of the World contest before moving on to playing
the beloved Number Six on Battlestar Galactica. The show takes place after billions of lives have
been lost to nuclear fires…but we get to look at Tricia, so humanity could be worse off.

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56. Michele Merkin
Her career got off to a less-than-sterling start (a Playtex commercial),
but since then her TV work on Extreme Dodgeball and Foody Call and her voicing of Joanna
Dark in the video game Perfect Dark Zero have established her as a woman guys love to love.

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before bp does it...


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A merkin (first use, according to the OED, 1617) is a pubic wig, originally worn by prostitutes after shaving their genitalia to eliminate lice or to disguise the marks of syphilis. There are many different ways of wearing a merkin, although most involve placing the merkin on the vulva or the scrotum. In current times, Merkins have become popular in Japan (where they are known as "Night Flowers"), and are sold to physiologically immature girls and young women to "normalize" body appearance. They usually come from Chinese suppliers, who hand-weave the hair into a net backing. Each merkin is then trimmed to fit the customer's particular body shape.
 
55. Halle Berry
54. Missy Peregrym

53. Adriana Lima
This Catholic Victoria’s Secret stunner began
modeling when she was 13, was once engaged to Lenny Kravitz,
and says she’s still a virgin. (You should have bathed, dude!) In
the soulful words of ’70s R&B group Tavares, “Heaven must be
missing an angel.”

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52. Kate Walsh

51. Alessandra Ambrosio
When she’s not spreading her wings for
Victoria’s Secret, this Brazilian-born supermodel is giving movies
like Casino Royale a dose of her signature South American charm.
Yo, Alessandra, our Maxim offices could use that, too!

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50. Miss Maxim - Cristina Dumitru
Out of dozens of ultrahot contestants from
Holland to Singapore, maxim.com’s readers picked Romanian
beauty Cristina Dumitru to wear the proverbial crown as Miss
Maxim 2006. And you thought Romania only produced vampires
and anorexic gymnasts.

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49. Mischa Barton
48. Mandy Moore
47. Katharine McPhee
46. Kristen Bell
45. Bar Refaeli
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44. Rose McGowan
43. Kate Mara
42. Minka Kelly
41. Jessica Simpson
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Kate Walsh, Mischa Barton, Mandy Moore, Katharine McPhee, and Kristen Bell are in front of Adriana Lima, which is arguably a top 25 prospect on my list...
 
Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.—Mark Twain
 
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