What is the dummest thing you have done??
- 11-12-2008, 02:03 AM
- 11-12-2008, 06:44 PM
- 11-13-2008, 12:42 PM
01-28-2009, 02:13 PM
Being so drunk my 2nd time @ 16 years old. My friends were moaning, I was trashed(POPVOV), I thought they were girls, flopped out my johnson and began playing with it, and from this day forward they call be Big ****. The most embarrassing part of that whole nickname was when one friend didn't know my real name, he called my house asking for "big ****" then hung up cause my mother answered, he called back and my parents were like you just called here, and then he asked for Branden, and my mom asked to explain to him why they call me Big ****, next day for school, my mom walks in my room "BIG ****, time to get up for school" as she laughs, I pull my blankets over me, and bite the **** out of my pillow.
The time I I took a picture of my thingy for a girl (cause of the nickname) and left it on the camera after I thought I deleted it, parents saw it, my dad walked by me and said "Good Girth" as they had it up on the computer screen. I blacked out and saw my self from a third person view like Tomb Raider. LOL
When I was little, I would stand on my bed and pee off of it on to the carpet after showers !
01-28-2009, 07:19 PM
01-29-2009, 01:02 AM
Oh man, I got stories, plenty.
when puberty kicked in, i pretend to be sick, stay home and have marathons, LOL 6th or 7th grade, I was hitting double digits and beyond. BUT I do regret it, I now have the stamina of a limp ****, I'll never bust, LOL or atleast till I hit 2hrs.
What else...im talking to my gf as I write this..umm.
OK HERES ONE...
Recently, I was watching porn, saw a chick down on a guy, then all of a sudden shes stands up...THERE IT WAS...A HUGE WANG attached to her pelvis. LOL later that night, I had a vivid dream, I never even dream so it was weird....and im doing this girl spoon position, then I go to open her legs to flip to missionary, and there it was..THE SAME WANG FROM THE PORNO LOTS OF DISLIKE...END OF DREAM
oh, the first time I ever (You know what) it, my dad walked in on me in the shower, he laughs and closes the door. I then come out crying(faking it) telling my mom "dad thinks im touching myself" then, my mom told my dad to tell me he didn't think that...now I think about it, how would I of known what he thought if I wasn't doing it?
01-29-2009, 08:59 AM
01-29-2009, 01:11 PM
ive done some really dumb stuff before i ever began to think about consequences. DNP, ephedra, a white powder rec drug all on the same day. i honestly thought for a little while i was going to die.
cycled with an oral jump consisting of 150mg anadrol and 75mg winny. my nipples were constantly sore, thank god no lasting nipple effects. don't try this at home kids.
01-29-2009, 03:56 PM
dumbest thing i ever done......hmmm.......have any of you ever had that dream when you think your swimming in peanut butter and it is'nt? lets just put it this way “Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night."
excellent thread buy the way!
06-03-2009, 06:48 PM
back when i first started lifting i bought a bottle of n.o. explode... that same night i got ****housed and thought it would be a good idea to try out my new supplement. i puked for 36 hours straight. besides the first night i had ever drank ive only puked twice, that night was one of them.
06-04-2009, 12:23 AM
hmmm I just read this entire thread...My sides hurt, I love you guys!
Guess I will throw a few in...
1. Took 5grams, as in 5000mg of caffien straight when I dont drink pop or coffe one night for college when I was cramming 5 WEEKS worth of school into 2 days before the quarter ended... BW I got an A
2. From HS I have a record of 36 times in one day of uh..."Spanking the monkey" Do not do this...ever wonder what having a raw **** would feel like?
3. Dated my ex....took her virginity as she did mine, but also did stuff to her on her dads bed while he was at work, the night after he pointed a loaded AK 47 at me and talked about not doing anything with his daughter...
4. Was riding my bike once leaning back with my legs up on the handlebars(I used to be skilled at this). Well you cant steer, and parked cars cant move...nuff said
uh...I am starting a cycle this winter, my first, SOOO I am hoping I dont end up posting in this thread about anything related to anabolics
06-04-2009, 11:39 AM
Hmm... this one is pretty F***'n stupid on my part.
-Went snowboarding with a few friends a 2 years ago (during my prime lifting stage) and thought it would be a good idea to drink half a water bottle ov Popov Vodka and take a few hits from a joint. Needless to say high altitude+cheap liqour+weed+high speeds on ice+ snowboarding= shattered left arm..
They had to drill a titanium plate into my arm which kept me outta the gym for a good year. Still effects my lifts to this day... Oh, the stupidity. :/
06-04-2009, 04:21 PM
Hmm. Hate to admit this. But since we're bearing our souls, mine would have to be doing AAS at 18y/o, 3 months of Test/Deca kickstarted with 50mg of AD50/ED for 8 weeks.
Jesus, if I could go back and kick my own a**.
Yeah, of course, no PCT. Recovery took a little over A YEAR. Hands down, the worst year of my life.
Anabolic Minds? Hell, there wasn't really even the internet back then! My IT class in highschool was on DOS!
06-05-2009, 02:31 PM
worst mistake i ever made...marrying my exwife...
03-14-2011, 06:11 PM
I'm gonna bump this for all the helpful info. ENJOY!
03-14-2011, 07:50 PM
Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free.
03-15-2011, 01:52 AM
Lol wow. I feel like a saint when reading this thread.
03-15-2011, 03:41 AM
ok well after a big legs session about 12 months ago which included squats, lunges, straight legged deadlifts to name a few, and after watching one too many kung fu movies i thought it would be cool to see how far i could do the splits, then i decided being the karate kid wanna be i have always been i thought i would kick a punching bag and started off with a chuck norris round house only to have my left leg collaspe beneath me and fall onto the ground i when i looked at my leg, my left knee cap was near my shin, needless to say i tore some muscle fibres that day. dumb dumb dumb
03-15-2011, 04:01 AM
the other day i was quite tired when i went to do my inj. forgot to swap my drawing pin(18g) and hit my delt with that. ill never make that mistake again
03-15-2011, 04:52 AM
03-15-2011, 06:42 AM
05-18-2012, 06:05 PM
05-18-2012, 08:36 PM
Funny Nate lol.Originally Posted by stxnas
One of the dumbest things I have done supplement wise is while on AndroMass took a fat burner for energy (my appetite was ridiculous too) and the absorption complex from the PH intensified the effect of that fat burner for like 3 hours. I had the shakes & vomited as well. Not fun, but yeah I've done some other stupid things once I recall more I may toss em up.
05-18-2012, 10:26 PM
Dropped acid with a couple of friends in St. Augustine for a concert...it ended 4 hours later and cid last like 12. Stranded in the middle of ST. Augustine we figured we would travel to the light house. Light house = beach...not in this case. It was in the middle of I don't even know I was tripping face. We all came to the conclusion that we should drive home. It took us 45 min to get there from the city I lived in at the time and 3 hours to get home. We had project pat blasting while smoking fat a$$ Ls. Stupidest thing id ever done...but a lot of fun.
My muscles are pharmaceutically enhanced.
05-18-2012, 10:52 PM
Project Pat Chicken Head?Originally Posted by technique88
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