What is the dummest thing you have done??
12-04-2006 12:05 AM
highschool, finished off a $45 GNC jug of creatine Mono in less then 2 weeks( supp. to last like a month 1/2). Had the bright idea of using a protein shake scoop instead of the smaller one,...... took full scoop the mouth before and after workin out, and runnin to the water fountain immed. after to get it down. Now that i think about it i wondered why i had adominal cramps as well as a burning sensation when uriinating for over a month. Even though that was like 5+ yrs ago, i dont think ive done anything else that stupid.
12-04-2006 03:02 AM
wow...thats a lot of creatine to choke down.
Dumbest thing I've done(thankfully) was slipping and falling while carrying an open container of watermelon Xtend through my kitchen. It looked like a powder sugar bomb had gone off on my face and then of course I had to breathe in...choking, spluttering, and much swearing ensued.
12-10-2006 05:59 AM
Not to mention wasting a supplement that i hear is the shizzzle!!!
Originally Posted by Ikaika
12-10-2006 01:29 PM
It wasn't wasted, per se...I just absorbed most of it through my lungs and olfactory epithelium.
Originally Posted by pistonpump
12-11-2006 03:14 PM
Man! most of you have me totally owned as far as food, supps, or cycles are concerned, but I can add that about 5 years ago, I mistakenly asked a guy who was "left handed" if you know what I mean, to spot me on dumbell shoulder pressess, I was using 110s and when I reached failure and was dying trying to finish the last rep, the guy just stared at me with the deer in the headlights look. Anyways I struggled untill the weights just hit the floor, and Ive had problems with my right elbow ever since. ALWAYS HAVE A SPOTTER YOU CAN TRUST!
12-11-2006 05:42 PM
With overdosing of creatine, in the last drops of your urine a brownish urine is visible, this is what happens when you mix urine with blood, ie poor kidneys.
12-12-2006 12:17 AM
i got you all beat, i started a cycle awhile back, hadn't notied much, i know the geare is legit, then one day it crystallized, there was so much test at the bottom and a little oil so i figured i had been doing jsut shots of grapeseed oil, anyways i melted the test in the oven and took 2ml of straight test cyp in the quad, hahahahaha beat that
12-12-2006 12:56 AM
Originally Posted by rckpytn
For the record, it takes about 5 weeks to notice anything dramatic from Test Cypionate or Enanthate.
Good call on heating it, but I'm not sure what you're asking us to beat? Just shooting grapeseed, or the measly 2cc's you put in your quad?
12-12-2006 01:18 AM
12-12-2006 01:29 AM
the 2cc was pure test cyp, no oil or anything,
01-12-2007 02:31 PM
Hehe I've had a right giggle on this thread, shows that the best of us do dumb things sometimes.
Gear/supplement wise I'm pretty sure I win. I decided to run a Superdrol cycle 2 years ago when it was still pretty new, after around 4 days of not noticing anything I upped the dosage to around 50-60mg (I don't fully remember, you'll understand why in a few more moments). I was also running the ECA stack, however, mis-understood the dosage guidelines for Asprin and took around 500mg a day. I also wasn't told my family has a history of Ulcers.
My birthday was on the monday, it was Friday and I was going out for my birthday drink. While on the Superdrol and ECA, I got totally smashed and took a full ecstacy tablet (My first ever) and drank to 8am Saturday morning. I was also taking other supplements with all this, including Tribulus and Creatine.
Heres the punchline: I popped 6 Tribulas tablets Sunday night, and straight away began experiencing painful stomach aches. I didn't sleep throughout the night and the pain got worse and worse. The next morning I was crying my eyes out and my mum rang the emergency doctor. She tapped my stomach three times, rang an ambulance on red emergency. I spent an hour having some x-rays and fingers up my bum, they weren't sure what it was but they thought it was either a burst apendix or a burst ulcer, I was scheduled for my operation around 7 hours later but within minutes I actually died and had to be resussed, I was dead for around 2-3 minutes. I had the operation, the incision runs from 2 inches above my belly button, through my belly button, to around 2 inches below it, otherwise known as the incision of indecision my doctor said.
I had had an ulcer burst, it burst through my stomach and through my diaphragm (The bad pain I felt being air escaping and flowing around my body). I was on a Morphine drip for a week, I didn't walk or eat for a week. I woke up 5 nights on the trot in a pool of my own blood, unable to sit up while the nurses cleaned me and helped me drink water, which I wasn't allowed to swallow.
The doctor said I would be out of work for atleast 3-4 months and I wouldn't be back in the gym for atleast a year and wouldn't be fully recovered for atleast 2 years. I was told if I had gotton to the hospital 30 minutes later then I did then I would've died for good.
I was back at work in 3 weeks, back in the gym in 6 weeks. My amazing recovery was down to the fitness I had gained through working out and through sheer determination.
Things I learnt: Drugs are bad mmmkay. Only joking, I still do certain things, however, I research them thoroughly beforehand and I don't just take for granted whats written on the packet.
Pros of being in hospital: Had a bed bath by 2 proper fit nurses while my girlfriend at the time held my hand.
Cons of being in hospital: I had 2 doctors and some mental patient who apparently was a doctor sit on my Cathata which I can assure you isn't a nice experience.
Most emotional time in hospital: My mum sneaking me in a bacon barmcake, and after not eating for 5 days I bursted out crying while eating it and couldn't stop for about 30 minutes.
Yep, pretty stupid. On the girl front however, why do I keep getting engaged? In 2006 I was engaged twice and nearly a third time. STOP IT TOMMY STOP IT DONT DO IT my mates cry out whenever I get a new girlfriend.
01-12-2007 03:11 PM
Glad you are with us!
I guess me putting a dry scoop of whey protein in my mouth because I was too lazy to mix it with water was worthless!!
ALthough I immediatly blew it out of my mouth like a scene from SCARFACE. Do not EVER try it! It was like cement.
01-12-2007 03:45 PM
I think you have an addictive personality, stay away from gambling and drugs, you wont win those battles. Not trying to be an ass but geez, good luck, good health, and good decisions.
01-12-2007 03:48 PM
people often underestimate the dangers of NSAIDs
01-12-2007 03:49 PM
Yup, you win. You have done the dumbest thing, no question about it. Congrats on your successful resuscitation.
Originally Posted by flu1d
01-12-2007 10:25 PM
Originally Posted by flu1d
HOLY ****!!!! Glad you made it through that bro... Im damn near speechless...
01-12-2007 10:29 PM
I can actually say i havent done anything too stupid other than buying into some of the **** supps. well ok maybe i did drink a little too much a few times while on ph's once... i did alot of research on here and other boards before loading any darts...
01-13-2007 01:12 AM
Congratulations! You'll be a poster boy just like Alzado! Props to you!
01-13-2007 04:53 AM
steroids make your **** small
Originally Posted by xtraflossy
01-13-2007 05:15 AM
Actually I don't have an addictive personality, never have then, don't have now. I can take stuff and leave it. I quite happily gamble online Texas Hold Em but I don't play for money, I enjoy playing it for free. I can take or leave drugs, never once felt like I HAD to take one.
And I have learnt my lesson from this, no need for the bashing rageinthecage.
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