[CDB]

Originally Posted by pmiller383

Next we move to the countless amount of personal trainers at my gym who ask me how to do certain exercises and what muscles they work. One of them seen my using baby powder on my shins when deadlifting one day and also seen that I had chalk on my hands. A week later I come in and he has a big container of baby powder with him and he is having a group of young athlete's he babysits, i mean trains, putting it on there hands. I told him that the chalk and baby powder serve two completely opposite purposes and he replies with, " No wonder everyone's grip seemed worse today."

Now there's a trainer worth hiring.

"Here, put this oil on y our hands. Trust me, you'll be ripping the weight..."

[motive]

this wasnt so much funny as it was just dirty...
yesterday this chubby chick was doing the stair climber with a tennis skirt on.... and a thong.
the manager pulled her aside and asked her to change haha

[CDB]

Originally Posted by motive

this wasnt so much funny as it was just dirty...
yesterday this chubby chick was doing the stair climber with a tennis skirt on.... and a thong.
the manager pulled her aside and asked her to change haha

I've seen people get away with worse. Saw a guy workout in a speedo once. Full weights, squats, bench, a whole routine. If he had put a belt on at some point it would have gone from sad to funny.

[dsade]

Originally Posted by Jayhawkk

Was that ****ing ammonia?

That was a bottle of Chuck Norris' sweat!

[Jayhawkk]

That's a lie!
Chuck Norris uses his sweat in Mandles!

[Omen]

Mandles....That sounds like balls.

I got hit in the mandles.

Suck my mandles baby.

I'm gonna start using that.....


.....when I'm drunk

[DreamOfWeight]

i hate chicks who follow me around the gym..always staring!! im not a piece of meat!! GOSH.

[thaOrleanyte]

what if they were hookers with blow?

[p5sky]

I see 2 guys at my gym that are hilarious!

first one puts on 3 shirts . . . then his sweatshirt! He goes HEAVY on everything: cable flys-whole stack, bench 295, incline DB-90. Too bad he barely breaks his elbow 2-3 inches, then does his "SHUHHH!!!" as he SLAMS the weights down. He sat next to him and grabbed the 95 lb dbs and did a nice set of 10 on incline, sat up with the weights and placed them on the rack.

second guy, big belly, never does cardio, He will do BB curls with 25s . . . while swinging/rocking the entire time . . . with his belt. Seen him for several years, no change at all.

And another . . this guy KILLED me! Family friend, I see him once in a while as he smokes outside between cardio and weights. He has been a member at this gym for over 5 years. Talkin to him the other day and told me about his 50 yr old brother that STILL ruuns the LA Marathon, doing it for 20 years! He said, " that has god to be bad for you, too tough on the body." Well he has not lost any wt over the years and smokes during workouts . . . who is worse off?

[motive]

Originally Posted by DreamOfWeight

i hate chicks who follow me around the gym..always staring!! im not a piece of meat!! GOSH.

dude, i havent done that since you filed the restraining order!

[Chub]

The skinny guys who you only ever see do bicep curls then come up to you and say " so what are you on?"

[DreamOfWeight]

Originally Posted by motive

dude, i havent done that since you filed the restraining order!

hahah..

[SilentBob187]

Originally Posted by DreamOfWeight

i hate chicks who follow me around the gym..always staring!! im not a piece of meat!! GOSH.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to DreamOfWeight again.

[DreamOfWeight]

dude.. S.bob... everytime i hear ur avi, i jump on the jetski in the garage and pretend im riding with Prince Vultan and the hawkmen!!