[Omen]

Last time I worked out at the gym, about 2.5 years ago, there was this one guy I got in a fight with before, went outside and we started fighting, people from the gym came out and seperated us, one of the trainers came outside and made us shake hands and all that ****.

Anyway the next few times he would hog a machine if he thought I wanted to use it, I'd do the same, it was getting old but funny, one day I was working in the back section and I'm going to fill my water bottle, I see him pushing out a good amount of weight on the flat bench and he kept slowing down and to my diabolical delight! the weight dropped on him!! slowly but it went all the way down to his chest!!! I was the happiest muther****er in the world!!

I thought about just walking away but then I decided against that and went over to him, lowered my head close to his, all red in the face struggling to get it off him, I just looked at him smiled and said "keep up the good work" and walked away

Eventually, someone helped him and took the bar off him, he came at me started pushing me and threatning me, we went outside again, this time I kicked his ****ing ass, that guy was screaming like a *****

I went there for 2 more weeks then I stopped going to gyms and weights altogether, only calisthenics now.

[thaOrleanyte]

Oooooooooommmmmmgggggggggg Nnnnoooooooo Wwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy

[thaOrleanyte]

That is by far the most badass thing i think i have ever heard in my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I really hate bullshitters!!!!!! Godamn it! *** SMASHING KEYBOARD AND CONVIENENTLY TYPING THIS********

[Omen]

seriously man, this was a gym in Egypt, the last real gym I've seen.

[thaOrleanyte]

Yeah, did you see alexander the great there. O wait that was the library. Damnit! Still think you're full of ****.

[Omen]

Originally Posted by thaOrleanyte

Yeah, did you see alexander the great there. O wait that was the library. Damnit! Still think you're full of ****.

Nah, just the pyramids......

[jakellpet]

Bullsh1ting or not, that just not cool in my books.

Each to their own I guess.

[thaOrleanyte]

yeah if a guy i didnt like was struggling with weight and needed help........ i'd stab him in the kidneys.

[jakellpet]

Originally Posted by thaOrleanyte

yeah if a guy i didnt like was struggling with weight and needed help........ i'd stab him in the kidneys.

lol - what if it was a sheep?

[thaOrleanyte]

a sheep. I'd shave him and make a nifty sweater! And then stab it where i think his kidneys might be.

[thaOrleanyte]

Ooo i got one! I hate the guy (me) who sweats all over everything. That walks around like the Alien dripping **** everywhere.

[jakellpet]

Originally Posted by thaOrleanyte

a sheep. I'd shave him and make a nifty sweater! And then stab it where i think his kidneys might be.

If you from this part of the world, you'd probably be accused of having liasons of a sexual kind.

[thaOrleanyte]

[thaOrleanyte]

oops forgot to have sex with it first. Wow, even I find that disturbing................... But surprisingly fulfilling

[sp447]

People at the gym who only do bicep curls and chest workout that look at me like I'm retarded for doing deadlifts.

The other day in the gym I was doing plyos and cardio. I was training my Clinch simulating it on the cable machine. After I was done a guy at the gym I know told me that some high school kids where whispering about how stupid what I was doing was and that it was pointless. He pointed over to the guys and the kid was on the smith machine doing bench presses with 115lbs..... and struggling with it!

And they says my workout methods are pointless.


-I also laugh to myself when I see these guys "trying" to curl 70lbs dumbbells but using shitty form and then they wonder why they can't get big.


-People who do leg workouts.... but don't get their pussy asses on the squat rack.

-People talk on their cell phones at the gym