[pistonpump]

Originally Posted by Chub

The other day i was in the gym, speaking to some guy of like 18/19 saying how he's taken so much of this PH and that PH for the last few months. So later on in the locker room he's taking his t-shirt off. His nipples were so puffy! like half an inch out the way.

I was going to ask him if he needed a hand getting milked, but then thought he'd think i'm a homo or something. So i left him to it lol

lol. good call.

[CDB]

Funniest things at the gym:

There's a sasquach at my gym, looks like he dowsed himself in crazy glue and then rolled through a barber shop. I'm surprised he hasn't been shot yet.

There was one guy at my old gym who used to talk dirty to his weights. He'd be lifting and saying things like, "Oh that's it, come on baby, daddy needs one more rep, oh yeah, come on baby, do it good..." You really felt the need to leave him alone with the machine. In fact you wanted to put up a Japanese screen or something to give them some privacy.

Both my friend Mike and myself took severe shots to the balls more than once playing racquetball. Funny in retrospect. One time he misjudged a shot and the ball was in close to his chest when he went to hit it, he brought the racquet down in a close shot and whipped himself in the nuts. I never saw a man drop so fast. Then, after getting up finally, he went outside and started retching in the bushes for a half hour.

the glass backed racquetball courts were always fun, some schmuck always misjudged where the wall was and, going for a long shot, would run smack into the wall BLAMO!, and collapse.

There was a 'power lifting' group at my gym once. I put that in quotes because the weights they were lifting were unbelievably low for all the psyching up they did. Imagine a stereotypical power lifting psych up with two bald guys smacked the **** out of each other and then pounding out 7 reps of 185 on the bench.

Then there's the guy who feels the need to travel with two gallons of water around the gym. Never got that one.

[raginfcktard]

come on guys...i do all these things!

[suncloud]

about a month ago, i saw this guy on the smith machine. he used it for all FOUR of his sets of bench. then, he adjusted the bench so he could do military press on the same smith machine. after set TWO, a 40 year old b*tch comes walking up and says "see that stuff down there" pointing to the floor where her water bottle is. "that's my stuff, and i was using that machine". seriously, after the guy had done 6 sets plus resting, this stupid wh0re decides that she needs the smith machine again. after the poor guy gets off, she does bench with two 10 pound plates for one set. including the weight of the smith machine, she's repping 30 pounds. finally i understand where she was coming from - the olympic bar was 50% too much weight for her. i'm thinking of switching gyms now.

[Jayhawkk]

CDB's experiences are hilarious. The big foot sighting LOL

[Manimalia]

not in-gym, but funny funny:



i don't know what's funnier, the lift or the music. both sucked.

[Jayhawkk]

Was that ****ing ammonia?

[jakellpet]

Originally Posted by Manimalia

not in-gym, but funny funny:



i don't know what's funnier, the lift or the music. both sucked.

what the hell was he sniffing - solvent?

[Inarius]

Originally Posted by Manimalia

not in-gym, but funny funny:



i don't know what's funnier, the lift or the music. both sucked.

... I wanted the weight to fall so bad....

[Chub]

haha what a pair of tards

[Mach .78]

I've posted this before somewhere...

[atjnutrition2]

Originally Posted by Manimalia

not in-gym, but funny funny:



i don't know what's funnier, the lift or the music. both sucked.

What a couple of complete tools. Strong 70's gym set. Then the "Powerhouse Gym" t-shirt. Finally the douche spotter with jeans and no shirt. That video was just wrong on so many levels.

[Inarius]

dont you lift in jeans and no shirt?

[ozarkaBRAND]

Originally Posted by dragonfly

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