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- 03-05-2008, 05:41 PM
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- 03-06-2008, 07:06 AM
Kneel in the presence of Paint Shop!
03-06-2008, 07:22 AM
03-06-2008, 07:37 AM
Couple of my buddies used to date her ( for obvious reasons ) so I used to go over to her house in highschool and drink with her and her friends. I was at college like 2 years ago one of my buddies from home sends me and instant message on AIM telling me that he just saw this same girl on this porn website.
I didnt believe him until I actually went to this website and looked through it until I found this girl! She had dyed her hair and I heard she was living somewhere in florida at the time but sure as sh!t that was her riding some dudes wanger on this website...I almost fell over laughing when I saw it.
Im at work so I KNOW I wont be able to get or find the website here but i'll try tonight, not sure if she'd be on it anymore though.
03-06-2008, 07:48 AM
03-06-2008, 07:49 AM
Actually, I heard that some of these amateur girls make $15K-$17K each month. Not too bad, plus it is all on the internet so its not like they are physically in danger dancing at clubs.
03-06-2008, 08:02 AM
Don't Flirt at the Halloween Party!!!
A wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the Halloween party alone.
He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time to be spoiled by not going.
So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain and as it was still early, decided go to the party.
As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice 'chick' he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
His wife went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After more drinks he
finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and made passionate love in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the
costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there.' Then she asked, 'Did you dance much? He replied, I'll tell you, I never danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill
Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room and played poker all evening. You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing poker all night! she said with unashamed sarcasm.
To which the husband replied, Actually, I gave my costume to your brother, apparently he had the time of his life.
03-06-2008, 08:03 AM
03-06-2008, 09:28 AM
If this offends anyone let me know and I will delete it right away, but otherwise if this doesn't make you laugh you got to be dead.
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03-06-2008, 09:40 AM
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A gent decides he wants to have a costume party and tells all of his friends to come dressed as a human emotion.
The night arrives and his first guest rings the bell. He opens the door to greet an gent dressed entirely in green.
"What emotion are you?" our host asks
"I'm green with envy," replies the guest. Our hosts smiles and ushers him in.
A few moments later, the dorrbell rings again. Our host answers to find a beautiful woman wearing only a feathery pink boa wrapped around all the luscious parts.
Slyly, and not just a little aroused, our host asks, "And which emotion are you?"
She replied, "I'm tickled pink!"
Our host nods and grins, quite wilfully letting her in.
More guests arrive and cover the gamut of emotions.
Finally, the doorbell rings again. Our host answers, only to find to find two naked men, one with his penis poking into a bowl of custard, the other with his penis poked into a pear.
Flustered, he asks, "What the hell are you?"
The one gent replies, in a thick Slavic accent, "Vell, I am ****ing dis custad, and dis guy has come in dis pear."
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03-06-2008, 10:09 AM
These ones are really good.
I'll throw one just for fun:
What does it mean when a nurse walks in the hospital with a thermometer on her ear?
Means some patient has a pencil stuck up his a$$
03-06-2008, 10:29 AM
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03-06-2008, 12:01 PM
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03-06-2008, 12:08 PM
that ball thing could be a really good toy during foreplay
03-06-2008, 12:12 PM
I guess you could sort of use it like the liberator ( the sex wedge thingy ) hahaha
03-06-2008, 12:17 PM
03-06-2008, 12:29 PM
03-06-2008, 01:24 PM
That is not what I meant when I told my wife to squat on my balls.
03-06-2008, 03:01 PM
A 90 year old couple is at their house. The old man is taking a bath when suddenly he starts calling his wife at the top of his lungs:
"Mary, Mary, it's up, it's up. Hurry we can finally have sex!"
Mary having not had sex for a long time starts running towards the bathroom while stripping.
Finally she arrives totally naked, looks at her husband and says:
"You f*cking dumb@ss, it's not up... It's floating!"
03-06-2008, 03:03 PM
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03-06-2008, 08:07 PM
LMAO at the school pic....
I was wonderin if you were gonna do that MP, was abou tto suggest it to you.
03-06-2008, 09:14 PM
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03-06-2008, 10:27 PM
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03-06-2008, 10:35 PM
thats great. I actually tried their NO product... i think its called blast??? ya I blasted that toilet to pieces... that makes this review oh so consistant with my previous experiences of their products.... and its damn funny.
03-06-2008, 10:49 PM
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03-06-2008, 11:56 PM
Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
haha had to throw a chuck jokle in here!!!
03-06-2008, 11:57 PM
Whats the difference between a freezer and an assh0le?
A freezer doesn't fart when you take the meet out.
03-07-2008, 02:07 AM
Q: Whats the worst part about eating your vegetables?
A: Putting them back in the wheel chair.
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