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Thats hilarious, any story that starts off with "I had to deal with this at a background check today" is going to be good. I love drunk stories as well. No guy in his right mind could see a 6 foot stuff lobster while piss drunk and not swipe it. Hell if I saw a 6 foot lobster sober I'm swiping it. Good Stuff P.So this isn't a joke, but a story that I had to deal with today because of a background check for a job and I thought you guys would get a laugh:
When I was 17 I was at a hotel party on december 23, and some friends and I were playing beer battleship. We got pretty trashed and decided to go for a walk, when we left the hotel we noticed an open shed behind a hooters resturant. Inside the shed there was a 6 foot stuff animal lobster. One of my friends grabbed the lobster and started walking out of the shed.Next thing you know a big police spotlight was on us, now picture one kid with a 30 pack of Miller High Life, another with a battleship board game and one more with a giant stuffed lobster. While anyways long story short on christmas eve my parents had to bail me out because I was charged with felony burglary for my friend taking a stuffed animal out of an open shed. For christmas the next morning I had one gift under the tree, a lobster ortiment.
Someone else posted a baby joke... cause if not I would not be going this far... but
How do you make a two year old cry twice?
wipe your bloody d!ck off on it's security blanket
I know dude, I think he's injecting Ted Bundy testosterone.My god.. that is the most disgusting thing I've read in here. How old are you anyway?
I despise so-called "jokes" built on racial differences. They are just another way for people to indirectly propagate their prejudices...A Mexican, A Black guy and a white dude are walking along a beach and they find a magic lamp. They rub it, then a genie flies out and proclaims " I AM A POWERFUL GENIE AND I WILL GRANT YOU EACH ONE WISH!"
So the Mexican guy says, " I wish all my spic brothers in sisters were back in mexico and happy." The genie waves his hands and POOF all the spics were back in Mexico.
Next the black man asks for his wish. " I wish all my nigga brothers were back in Africa and happy." The genie waves his hands again and POOF! All the nigga brothers were back in Africa.
Then, the genie turns to the white man and says, "What is YOUR wish?" The white man, scratching his head in confusion says, "You mean to tell me all the niggers and spics are out of America? Well....I guess I'll have a coke then."
I despise so-called "jokes" built on racial differences. They are just another way for people to indirectly propagate their prejudices...
So this isn't a joke, but a story that I had to deal with today because of a background check for a job and I thought you guys would get a laugh:
When I was 17 I was at a hotel party on december 23, and some friends and I were playing beer battleship. We got pretty trashed and decided to go for a walk, when we left the hotel we noticed an open shed behind a hooters resturant. Inside the shed there was a 6 foot stuff animal lobster. One of my friends grabbed the lobster and started walking out of the shed.Next thing you know a big police spotlight was on us, now picture one kid with a 30 pack of Miller High Life, another with a battleship board game and one more with a giant stuffed lobster. While anyways long story short on christmas eve my parents had to bail me out because I was charged with felony burglary for my friend taking a stuffed animal out of an open shed. For christmas the next morning I had one gift under the tree, a lobster ortiment.
Hey John I had a quick question. I've never got a supp form Canada but know of the problems with customs. Is there any chance it may get snagged/ how log would it take (just so I know if something had happened.)
Thanks man.
Naw Im in the States. I thought you were in Canada lol... My badYou're in Canada? It should take about 10 business days...
HAHAHA This is funny lol.What Does Pantyhose,and Osama Bin Laden Have In Common.they Both Irritate Bush!
LMAO!!!! That was really good!A man walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
CHEESEBURGER:
$1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50
HAND JOB:
$1,000.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.
'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'Can I help you?'
'I was wondering,' whispers the man, 'are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?'
'Yes,' she purrs, I am.
The man replies, 'Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger.'
A man walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
CHEESEBURGER:
$1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50
HAND JOB:
$1,000.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.
'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'Can I help you?'
'I was wondering,' whispers the man, 'are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?'
'Yes,' she purrs, I am.
The man replies, 'Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger.'
how did the chicken get up into the tree? chickens don't fly...okay. i know i'm too late, but i'm going to share my favorite joke:
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.
Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Stapled to the monkey.
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