what do you call a women with her tounge hanging out?a lesbien with a hard on!
okay. i know i'm too late, but i'm going to share my favorite joke:
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.
Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Stapled to the monkey.
how do u starve a mexican???
hide the food stamps under the soap!!
its cool!!!! im mexICAN
Tori spelling's face is funny as hell
A man walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.
'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'Can I help you?'
'I was wondering,' whispers the man, 'are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?'
'Yes,' she purrs, I am.
The man replies, 'Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger.'
ok. it got deleted.
and who stapled the chicken to the monkey to begin with