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[bslick69b]

what do you call a women with her tounge hanging out?a lesbien with a hard on!

[suncloud]

okay. i know i'm too late, but i'm going to share my favorite joke:

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Stapled to the monkey.

[DreamOfWeight]

how do u starve a mexican???













hide the food stamps under the soap!!

its cool!!!! im mexICAN

[andrew732]

Tori spelling's face is funny as hell

[King Con]

A man walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

CHEESEBURGER:
$1.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50

HAND JOB:
$1,000.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.

'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'Can I help you?'

'I was wondering,' whispers the man, 'are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?'

'Yes,' she purrs, I am.

The man replies, 'Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger.'

[jjohn]

A man walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

CHEESEBURGER:
$1.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50

HAND JOB:
$1,000.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.

'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'Can I help you?'

'I was wondering,' whispers the man, 'are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?'

'Yes,' she purrs, I am.

The man replies, 'Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger.'

LMAO!!!! That was really good!

[AK32408]

A man walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

CHEESEBURGER:
$1.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50

HAND JOB:
$1,000.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.

'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'Can I help you?'

'I was wondering,' whispers the man, 'are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?'

'Yes,' she purrs, I am.

The man replies, 'Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger.'

I literally laughed out loud.. that was good !

[drummaboyzl]

ok. it got deleted.
i tried

=D

[drummaboyzl]

okay. i know i'm too late, but i'm going to share my favorite joke:

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Stapled to the monkey.

how did the chicken get up into the tree? chickens don't fly...

[DreamOfWeight]

and who stapled the chicken to the monkey to begin with